In a trance in which I was connected to the higher plane of existence (which coincidentally only happens when I smell that lovely Gorilla Glue in the tool chest), I communed with Eris, the Goddess of Chaos, the most holy. It was then I had an Epiphany:
"Is devotion to a Goddess of Chaos in itself anti-chaos? Does devotion to a figurehead not imply an order, a hierarchy of some sort?"
Her voice filled my mind, and her words echoed in my very being:
"Ok you fucking loser"
After throwing up 2 times in the bathtub and 3 more times in front of my couch, I realized that I must spread these words of wisdom.
Surely, they must resonate with wise scholars such as yourselves.
The Goddess has revealed to me my Holy Name:
Killyurs Elf
The edge is so sharp it tore open a portal in the space time continuem and escaped 2005
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Quote from: Faust on September 05, 2023, 08:34:54 AM
The edge is so sharp it tore open a portal in the space time continuem and escaped 2005
Back before the internet sucked ass. God bless tech monopolies for shrinking the web to primarily 4 websites.
On a tangentially related note, I was on my state's voter registration site and it had that glorious "this website was meant for computers from 1997" border. Any other burgerlanders relate?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2023, 10:33:07 PM
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