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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Norman on August 31, 2019, 04:17:32 PM

Title: Dad Joke of The Day
Post by: Norman on August 31, 2019, 04:17:32 PM
I've started investing in stocks.
Mostly beef and chicken right now.
I'm hoping someday to be a bouillonaire.
Title: Re: Dad Joke of The Day
Post by: The Johnny on September 01, 2019, 10:23:27 AM

This is the real reason why you got banned.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Dad Joke of The Day
Post by: Juana on September 02, 2019, 02:27:51 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on September 01, 2019, 10:23:27 AM

This is the real reason why you got banned.  :lulz:
TRUTH
Title: Re: Dad Joke of The Day
Post by: Fujikoma on September 15, 2019, 08:40:02 PM
Is that really the meat of the matter? Sounds like someone had some serious beef.
Title: Re: Dad Joke of The Day
Post by: The Johnny on September 16, 2019, 03:48:21 AM
Quote from: Fujikoma on September 15, 2019, 08:40:02 PM
Is that really the meat of the matter? Sounds like someone had some serious beef.

You are allowed to do one pun per year.

Second pun gets you dragged to the backyard, shot, and thrown into an unmarked common grave.

No exceptions.
Title: Re: Dad Joke of The Day
Post by: altered on September 16, 2019, 06:12:51 AM
It's worth noting that you CAN save up your puns and spend them later, and you can even borrow against future puns.

But RWHN, you see, had spent several human lifetimes worth of puns. Per month. It was kind of like an addiction, you know, like gambling or video games. And he didn't know how to quit.

So we had to make him. For his own good, and for the children.
Title: Re: Dad Joke of The Day
Post by: Fujikoma on September 16, 2019, 06:13:38 AM
Ok, so that allows me a lot more puns. I will use them wisely.

EDIT: Oh heaven's NO! The CHILDREN! First the deadly vaping epidemic, and now this!
Title: Re: Dad Joke of The Day
Post by: The Johnny on September 16, 2019, 08:31:17 AM
Quote from: nullified on September 16, 2019, 06:12:51 AM
It's worth noting that you CAN save up your puns and spend them later, and you can even borrow against future puns.

But RWHN, you see, had spent several human lifetimes worth of puns. Per month. It was kind of like an addiction, you know, like gambling or video games. And he didn't know how to quit.

So we had to make him. For his own good, and for the children.

It's like how to kill a mockingbird is a sin, but to shoot a rabid dog is indeed doing everyone a favour, including the dog.
Title: Re: Dad Joke of The Day
Post by: Fujikoma on September 16, 2019, 10:14:48 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on September 16, 2019, 08:31:17 AM
Quote from: nullified on September 16, 2019, 06:12:51 AM
It's worth noting that you CAN save up your puns and spend them later, and you can even borrow against future puns.

But RWHN, you see, had spent several human lifetimes worth of puns. Per month. It was kind of like an addiction, you know, like gambling or video games. And he didn't know how to quit.

So we had to make him. For his own good, and for the children.

It's like how to kill a mockingbird is a sin, but to shoot a rabid dog is indeed doing everyone a favour, including the dog.

Ever been attacked by mockingbirds? Those things are bastards.