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Eh, I prefer owning books.  I reread things constantly.  Harder to do when you have to go to the library for it.

I am actually a huge fan of audio books. I eat through them while at work. I'm on my third run through the Deep Leaf Audio version. (buy it here: http://www.deepleafaudio.com/illuminatus.htm)

Having a searchable copy of Illuminatus is useful however. Now and then I like stealing quotes from it.

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Holy fuck fucking shit... http://translationparty.com/#6248921

I don't have time to tare apart this now... It's too brilliant. And I think I noted some Enochian in there.

Brings about statements such as "the great Pope John Paul II, one of the two galaxies one 1,1,2 22222 is one single social group, one in one single report"

Sleeping pills don't work

Yes, they do.  I've been bludgeoning myself to sleep with high-powered drugs for quite some time now.

I meant in my personal case. I should have said "they make me anxious, take large amounts to work, and prevent me from waking up a reasonable time after"

Why don't we just make shit up, and vaguely connect it to the original text after the fact?



LMNO
-SSOOKN Law Of Fives co-ordinator.

That's essentially what this all is. But I find it amusing to pretend like it's not. I'll do Translamancy on a few passages and see how cool that is and then post back.

I guess "abortion" doesn't always translate so readily to "midrash."

I really am not sure what the rest of the thread is about but that made me laugh.

Your name is Burnz.
burnz = βυρνζ = 112. 112CE is the year Pliny the Younger died. This means you are his reincarnation.

Kill yourself, you fucking waste of intert00bz.  No really.  I can suggest many, shall we say, creative ways to do so if you are too fucking stupid to figure it out yourself.  I really have no idea why your mom never aborted you when she found out she was pregnant with you.  Do yourself and everyone on this hellhole we call a planet a favor, and just hurl yourself into a piece of machinery ASAP.

Sure you said a lot of words, and the combination was technically unique, but... I felt the overall quality was lacking. There was nothing fine tailored to me individually or even the context at hand. You could have said that to anyone. For all I know, it was a copy and paste from another thread.

Let's contrast this to a better flame:

You're a homophobic piece of shit who should die in a fire.  Next time you want to try and post something clever, why don't you jab a rust screwdriver into your larynx instead?

Opens up with a bang; cuts right to the chase implanting in my mind this horrid scene of me, fecal matter afraid of homosexuals, dieing in a fire while knowing that somewhere out there LMNO is rejoicing. Then he personalizes it; just when I might be thinking he's talking about someone else, I read "Next time you want to try and post something clever, why don't you jab a rust screwdriver into your larynx instead?" Hook, line, and sinker. Not only is he saying I'm not clever, he is telling me to not even bother trying again; a feeling of worthlessness and deep despair sets in immediately. He leaves me despondently contemplating making my quietus with a rusty screwdriver. 

You have a lot to learn, Pinkie, a lot to learn.

Oh, and as a new member, you are obligated to post hawt pictures of yourself in spagbook. 

Oh, does it matter if those photos are me with your mom? I can censor parts out, if I need to.

I personally find more interesting as a method, them language tools that you type a phrase into them, and it spits back to you the same phrase, but translated back and forth from different languages; which gives to some broken engrish and syntax modifications that can be "insightful".

I posted on that not too far back... Translamancy: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=23626.0

I could totally incorporate that.

The ELS system seems to be based on the assumption that "holy scripture" has hidden meaningful messages.

It's as meaningful as anything else. Apophenia. I love it.

Please, explain what you mean.

I guess "abortion" doesn't always translate so readily to "midrash." You start with a section of the Principia Discordia and derive alternate meanings from the text by applying various methodologies. Sometimes people convert words to numbers and then back again. The new word is associated with the old word and provides "insight" on what the text "really means." So, for example you start with "foo," you then somehow derive "bar," then concluding that "foo" was an alcoholic. Or perhaps something like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_code#Equidistant_Letter_Sequence_method (see SAFETY)

Much the same way you implant "not mine, I swear!" into your neighbor's wife's ovum, Our Lady of Discord^tm  has implanted divine words of wisdom within the pages of the Principia Discordia. I've decided to start a project that seeks to perform the abortion.

If you'd like to play with synchronicity and inseminate meaning into the fertile womb of triviality, feel free to join in. I encourage you to use whatever techniques and tools are at your disposal. Everything from good ol' fashion Gematria to the Equidistant Letter Sequence method is up for grabs... not to mention recreational drugs.

I will share (and you should too) the various programs/scripts I write along the way. Let's face it, I'm lazy. I'm not skipping letters myself!

I suggest the following for inspiration:
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isopsephia
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gematria
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_numerals
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_alphabet#Letter_names (use Ancient Greek correspondences)
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midrash
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_code
* http://www.hoax-slayer.com/cathedral-spaceman-carving.shtml

Ah, yes! That's the warm welcoming I was looking for! Thank you all 

Enough of this shit.

By the way, I will make sure not to tell Bogus about Clue Jr.

Congrats on the 50 posts. Also, they sometimes don't bother annihilating you on the 50th post. I never got my fifty post spanking, so you might not get yours.

Also, I'm 11 posts into Clue Jr.! Hells yes!

You... never said anything about not getting the five hundred post spanking :-/. Is there ass to spank at that point?

I'm not there yet, but I suspect that there is no spanking beyond 500 posts. Only hugs and glowing compliments.

I wonder if they require you to take some kind of oath...

SPAGGITYSPAGSPAG

It's amateur flaming meets Geocities!

Congrats on the 50 posts. Also, they sometimes don't bother annihilating you on the 50th post. I never got my fifty post spanking, so you might not get yours.

Also, I'm 11 posts into Clue Jr.! Hells yes!

You... never said anything about not getting the five hundred post spanking :-/. Is there ass to spank at that point?

Maybe you only get annihilated when you lose Clue Jr? You become the victim in the next round.

You know what?
Your face is stupid, your ass is huge, your hair is fucking dumb, I hate what you've done with your place and your shoes are god damned ugly.
Learn to dress and quit being so fat and retarded. You know every time I see one of your posts I either scroll right past it or think to myself "good gawd, this fucking douche tube again? why won't it just fucking DIE"
People like you are the reason bad things happen to good people. You're some kind of off-balancing piece of shit that just tears a hole in the whole god damned spectrum of life and creates a friggin mess out of everything.
Go stick your head in an unflushed toilet and just sit there. Just sit there for a while. Cause that's about all you're worth. A head in a toilet full of shit you fucking piss stained speedo on an 80 yr old leather skinned beer gut pedo creep at the beach!

hahahaha  Absolutely brilliant. Sparkly could learn a thing or two from you.

you're funny.   

Oh, was that sarcasm? Maybe if your mocking was better, it'd be clearer.