The universe still brought me whiskey though.
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Show posts MenuQuote from: Junkenstein on October 25, 2016, 07:11:55 AMI. I've F5'd a million times.. I.. might. What are the symptoms??
OK then.
We are incurably diseased. Most here are malformed and disturbingly subnormal. We're almost exclusively mentally deficient in some way and we laugh about it. About everything.
And it's quite catching. You're probably already riddled and there is no cure.
Sleep well. Eoc is watching you so he'll let us know if you do.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on October 25, 2016, 01:17:19 PM
I still see their faces when I try to sleep sometimes. It's like a wax museum in Tucson or some other part of Tarnation. They're all flowey and beaded with rust colored moisture running down the walls they're crudely nailed to. I know this is when HE'S away and... collecting more for his walls. I never should have let myself wander here the first time... that was a mistake. It's like my soul has an open sore that I keep picking at by coming here against my waking, conscious will and all sensibility. I think it's the faces. They're dragging me back here whenever he's out "getting the groceries" to SEE and DESPAIR for them. To remember that THIS happened to them. All those GRINs hung up like crooked family portraits or... award certificates for.. OH FUCK, coming BACK!!
And he's hungry... you can tell by the giggling... the WAY he does it all sharp. Like the sound of a chopping machine all tweaked out on adrenochrome and ready to dance. Gotta go! If I stay
Quote from: trix on October 25, 2016, 03:54:14 PMCult? These peoples have had their minds and bodies ransacked by Roger. This is no cult.
Empire!?
Damnit, I thought I was joining a cult.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2016, 03:13:06 AMDon't be so modest.Quote from: Slipper on October 24, 2016, 11:34:38 PM
Backwards ass empire there.
We're not well.
Quote from: PopeGillies on October 20, 2016, 12:52:23 AMcus online costs te monehQuote from: Slipper on October 16, 2016, 09:06:48 AM
It's bad because I'm left regretting it :I Could've done more than with my time than
play some bullshit like an addict, only to walk off with sore feet and a hazy recollection
of it all. If I didn't have to drop it abruptly, just to live, it'd be great.
Work = moneh
Bullshit = you - moneh
WHICH IS WHY I GOTTA CUT THE BULLSHIT TO BUY MORE BULLSHIT
Why do you need to spend money on it? You can just get it free online. Hell, I got PD as a gift from my dad!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 19, 2016, 07:59:29 PMWat, den how r ur quarterss makin muneh otherwise?Quote from: Slipper on October 19, 2016, 07:27:20 PM
I won't, I just wanted to know what you'd pick. My choice would be luring younglings into watching ads for "easy" money
that they don't even have to be present to do, all while sitting at my ad filled site. -cue hand rubbing-
This sounds like you're contemplating something dishonest, instead of dollar for your value.
Quote from: trix on October 19, 2016, 06:05:43 PM
dude Roger has the best dollars. You should def buy Junk's secret to getting them on the cheap.
There's another guy around here claiming to have his own secret to Rogers Dollars for sale for cheaper, but my friend tried both and Junk's secret is way better and will save you more in the long run!
Quote from: trix on October 19, 2016, 06:07:36 PMI no longer trust you.
by the way I haven't actually received my roger dollar yet, I just know it's going to be awesome because look at all the reviews from happy customers on his website! Reviews are important! Educate yourself!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 19, 2016, 07:17:34 PMI won't, I just wanted to know what you'd pick. My choice would be luring younglings into watching ads for "easy" moneyQuote from: Slipper on October 19, 2016, 01:21:55 AM
But, what defuq is Roger actually selling? Can't dollars just be replaced with products surrounded by unjustified hype?
I am selling nothing. Some aspects of this are legal, and here in the USA, they can throw you in jail for a very long time if you sell money and you aren't the CEO of a major financial institution.
Theoretically, though, if *I* was gonna sell *anything*, it would be quarters, which are cheaper than dollars and you make up the difference in volume. But I'm not, and I don't suggest you do, either.
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 19, 2016, 02:11:35 AMYou lied.(?), ah you were talking about the present tense.
The secret to acquiring Rogers dollars at a remarkable discount.
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 19, 2016, 01:31:28 AMIt is your business :I What services are you offering me?QuoteBut, what defuq is Roger actually selling? Can't dollars just be replaced with products surrounded by unjustified hype?
Roger is selling dollars. He may be selling the same dollar multiple times but it's pretty legit. I'm selling the secrets of how to obtain those dollars at reasonable prices to allow profitable resale.
Dollars can be exchanged for goods or services at a wide range of outlets. This is not our business though, we're just in the dollars and secrets of dollars trade. With our help and a small fee, you can explore the entire world of capitalism and not worry about finance.
Don't delay! Next 3 purchasers get a 10% discount and signed t-shirt!
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 19, 2016, 12:50:09 AM
In short, an All pay auction is one in which EVERYONE pays, not just the winner. It's only possible to win by not playing. Unfortunately, if you don't play, the other side wins by default.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN_kt97w7Wg
Covers it fairly nicely.
See also the tradition of Rainmakers in the USA.
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 18, 2016, 11:56:59 PMI can't connect the two. Can you explain it out?
This, right here, is powerful truth.
Take, for example, an all-pay auction setup. It's easy to get suckers involved and the model can be applied to all sorts of crap. You may be familiar with it's most popular current incarnation, political lobbying. As soon as one person pays, everyone's fucked. And one person always fucking pays because there's an obvious benefit. As soon as that happens, sunk cost fallacies and all sorts of other idiot head tricks keep you giving money to the magic people who can make things happen until you go broke and they move on to the next set of suckers. Or the next game, depending on how much money they took.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 17, 2016, 04:49:00 AMQuote from: Slipper on October 17, 2016, 03:35:49 AMI will fite u with f. I swear.Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 17, 2016, 12:30:33 AMQuote from: The Good
You gotta have something to sell. Dollars are the easiest thing.Quote\
It's like when you're out selling EBT to buy money, and she's loafing around at home shooting cockroaches with a damn bazooka.
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No, you gotta discount the EBT too much. Dollars.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 17, 2016, 12:30:33 AMQuote from: The Good
You gotta have something to sell. Dollars are the easiest thing.Quote
It's like when you're out selling EBT to buy money, and she's loafing around at home shooting cockroaches with a damn bazooka.
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