Poll
Question:
What do you want?
Option 1: rimjob (receiving)
votes: 11
Option 2: potato chips
votes: 25
For some, this will be a difficult choice.
Not especially.
8)
Potato chips.
I'm tired of people kissing my ass all day. Time for someone to get down in there with their tongue.
I like potato chips.
POTATOOOOOOCHIPS
this is a very important decision
Quote from: Cramulus on September 22, 2010, 11:26:04 PM
this is a very important decision
Oh dear... I suspect some terrible catch with the potato chips....
the chips are fine. they're just regular chips.
Sea salt 'n' vinegar rimjobs.
I'm disappointed in everybody ITT except for myself and one other person.
well, to be fair ECH, he didn't indicate who is delivering the rimjob.
is it an offer from him?
the moustache could be unbearably ticklish!
I voted for potato chips because, dude, POTATO CHIPS.
I want them more than I want a rimjob.
That is all.
Findings suggest spags fucking love potato chips. Experts baffled.
Quote from: Nigel on September 23, 2010, 01:13:28 AM
I voted for potato chips because, dude, POTATO CHIPS.
I want them more than I want a rimjob.
That is all.
well i'll take the rimjob and bring
my own potato chips.
ill be sitting there munching while getting munched.
do you have a rimjob on hand in
your pantry? huh?!
I sort of assumed whoever picked "potato chips" was the one delivering.
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 23, 2010, 01:43:31 AM
I sort of assumed whoever picked "potato chips" was the one delivering.
Cram did sidestep my concern by saying that there was nothing wrong with the chips, but not denying there being a catch out right.
I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH RIMJOBS ON EITHER END OF THE DEAL
and i havent had potato chips in sooo long :sad:
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 23, 2010, 01:45:34 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 23, 2010, 01:43:31 AM
I sort of assumed whoever picked "potato chips" was the one delivering.
Cram did sidestep my concern by saying that there was nothing wrong with the chips, but not denying there being a catch out right.
Maybe there's nothing
right with them, either! :o
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 23, 2010, 01:47:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 23, 2010, 01:45:34 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 23, 2010, 01:43:31 AM
I sort of assumed whoever picked "potato chips" was the one delivering.
Cram did sidestep my concern by saying that there was nothing wrong with the chips, but not denying there being a catch out right.
Maybe there's nothing right with them, either! :o
Maybe our wild speculation is precisely what he wants!
The rimjob is clearly the safe bet here. That's why I went with it.
This survey did not go the way I would have guessed.
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 23, 2010, 02:09:57 AM
This survey did not go the way I would have guessed.
You wouldn't have guessed that PD.commies are, in general, too jaded by rimjobs to really find them all that exciting in comparison to a freshly opened bag of their favorite variety of potato chips?
...
Okay I probably wouldn't have guessed that either. But I did vote chips.
Cainad,
Sometimes not all that open to new experiences, actually
P.S. I noticed that Cram did not provide an obligatory silly third option, such as "BUTTS LOL" or "Puddin' pops!", as is required by Internets Law.
I am also surprised at how many of us don't like having our butts licked
Quote from: Cramulus on September 23, 2010, 02:49:49 AM
I am also surprised at how many of us don't like having our butts licked
It's a good thing!
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Quote from: Cramulus on September 23, 2010, 02:49:49 AM
I am also surprised at how many of us don't like having our butts licked
You might give your butt licker Hep A or E Coli.
That's not very considerate, considering the favor that they are doing for you.
You guys are really weird.
Potato chips are crisps right?
Quote from: BDS on September 23, 2010, 02:04:54 PM
Potato chips are crisps right?
yes, bds. i also voted potato chips.
Potato Chips
I like mine with ridges. :fap:
Quote from: BDS on September 23, 2010, 02:04:54 PM
Potato chips are crisps right?
the other chips are also made of potatoes, would that have altered your choice?
(http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/8264/02620080311friet2.jpg)
WHO WANTS SOME SATEH SAUCE
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 23, 2010, 04:43:03 PM
Quote from: BDS on September 23, 2010, 02:04:54 PM
Potato chips are crisps right?
the other chips are also made of potatoes, would that have altered your choice?
(http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/8264/02620080311friet2.jpg)
WHO WANTS SOME SATEH SAUCE
Goddamnit, Trip! :argh!:
That made me hungry.
why did somebody take a dump on those french fries?
Quote from: Cramulus on September 22, 2010, 09:45:16 PM
For some, this will be a difficult choice.
I would like a rim job by a person with a mouthful of potato chips.
I will settle for getting a rim job 12 hours after I myself eat a huge bag of potato chips.
knowing you, the choice of potato chips would be one with Olestra in it, no?
Can I give my potato chips a rimjob?
Quote from: Iptuous on September 23, 2010, 05:26:30 PM
knowing you, the choice of potato chips would be one with Olestra in it, no?
Yeah, with extra bbq flavor.
Quote from: Iptuous on September 23, 2010, 05:26:30 PM
knowing you, the choice of potato chips would be one with Olestra in it, no?
Heh, I was going to posit the same question.
:oops: some one tried to lick my asshole once.
it was an awkward moment , a little like someone sticking their finger in your ear.
tried and failed?
:?
Quote from: Iptuous on September 23, 2010, 06:12:39 PM
tried and failed?
:?
That either says something about his tongue, or her asshole.
:lulz:
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on September 23, 2010, 05:44:50 PM
:oops: some one tried to lick my asshole once.
it was an awkward moment , a little like someone sticking their finger in your ear.
So it's like a Wet Willie?
Quote from: Cainad on September 23, 2010, 02:15:58 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 23, 2010, 02:09:57 AM
This survey did not go the way I would have guessed.
You wouldn't have guessed that PD.commies are, in general, too jaded by rimjobs to really find them all that exciting in comparison to a freshly opened bag of their favorite variety of potato chips?
That's pretty much my angle. I mean, I get my ass tongued all the time, but I hardly ever eat potato chips!
I guess I should have asked if this is a one-time thing, or I can only have one or the other for the rest of my life? I still might pick potato chips. In fact, I know I would.
Because, frankly, having my ass licked is not as awesome as potato chips.
Quote from: Nigel on September 23, 2010, 10:51:05 PM
Quote from: Cainad on September 23, 2010, 02:15:58 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 23, 2010, 02:09:57 AM
This survey did not go the way I would have guessed.
You wouldn't have guessed that PD.commies are, in general, too jaded by rimjobs to really find them all that exciting in comparison to a freshly opened bag of their favorite variety of potato chips?
That's pretty much my angle. I mean, I get my ass tongued all the time, but I hardly ever eat potato chips!
I guess I should have asked if this is a one-time thing, or I can only have one or the other for the rest of my life? I still might pick potato chips. In fact, I know I would.
Because, frankly, having my ass licked is not as awesome as potato chips.
:lulz:
I guess I just kinda figure that if I'm in a situation where a rimjob is a possibility, I can turn down the offer and still, you know, have sex. And then there's the whole issue of whether or not the rimjobber/potential sex partner is someone I'm even attracted to.
But if potato chips are offered, and I turn them down, I'll never get to have those chips. I might at some future time get potato chips, but they won't be those chips.
I don't have to date the CEO of Kettle Chips if I want his delicious green onion and yogurt chips. I simply have to work for a fraction of an hour to obtain the money to acquire them at the shop.
It is a question of scarcity.
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 24, 2010, 12:40:01 AM
I don't have to date the CEO of Kettle Chips if I want his delicious green onion and yogurt chips. I simply have to work for a fraction of an hour to obtain the money to acquire them at the shop.
It is a question of scarcity.
There are two things wrong with this statement.
One, a rimjob is not all that hard to come by.
Two, why would someone choose something they don't really care about over something they like, just because the thing they don't care about is more scarce? Makes no sense!
If you've never had your ass tongued before, I could see choosing that. Or maybe if you have and you totally love it. However, for many of us (probably mostly girls, I'm guessing) an asstonguing just isn't all that special, and potato chips sound
great.
Not many women my age are into it. I've met precisely two.
Getting my ass tongued just sounds "UGH." I mean, do you realize what comes out of there?
Do you? :x
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 03:17:43 AM
Getting my ass tongued just sounds "UGH." I mean, do you realize what comes out of there?
Do you? :x
I imagine it's not so bad if you just come out of the shower.
You could really make the same argument for cunnilingus or fellatio, two things most people are fond of.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 23, 2010, 05:16:42 PM
why did somebody take a dump on those french fries?
what i was thinking
THIS!!!
Quote from: E.O.T. on September 24, 2010, 05:54:57 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 23, 2010, 05:16:42 PM
why did somebody take a dump on those french fries?
what i was thinking
THIS!!!
:facepalm:
You can do amazing things with fries/chips if you get past the drudgery of ketchup. I almost never have ketchup on my fries anymore. It's my least preferred condiment, except on maybe hamburgers.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 24, 2010, 05:49:59 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 03:17:43 AM
Getting my ass tongued just sounds "UGH." I mean, do you realize what comes out of there?
Do you? :x
I imagine it's not so bad if you just come out of the shower.
You could really make the same argument for cunnilingus or fellatio, two things most people are fond of.
Babies, and sperm? :? They are not really very much like poop. I would not cuddle poop. I would not swallow poop. Would you?
Quote from: Nigel on September 24, 2010, 06:12:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 24, 2010, 05:49:59 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 03:17:43 AM
Getting my ass tongued just sounds "UGH." I mean, do you realize what comes out of there?
Do you? :x
I imagine it's not so bad if you just come out of the shower.
You could really make the same argument for cunnilingus or fellatio, two things most people are fond of.
Babies, and sperm? :? They are not really very much like poop. I would not cuddle poop. I would not swallow poop. Would you?
I was thinking urine. But I guess you can throw period blood into the mix as well.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 03:17:43 AM
Getting my ass tongued just sounds "UGH." I mean, do you realize what comes out of there?
Do you? :x
I don't care if it's concentrated evil, someone's gotta do it.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 24, 2010, 06:13:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 24, 2010, 06:12:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 24, 2010, 05:49:59 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 03:17:43 AM
Getting my ass tongued just sounds "UGH." I mean, do you realize what comes out of there?
Do you? :x
I imagine it's not so bad if you just come out of the shower.
You could really make the same argument for cunnilingus or fellatio, two things most people are fond of.
Babies, and sperm? :? They are not really very much like poop. I would not cuddle poop. I would not swallow poop. Would you?
I was thinking urine. But I guess you can throw period blood into the mix as well.
Period blood and babies come out of vaginas. Pee and semen come out of dicks. But it's not like poop and something awesome comes out of butts. It would have to be way more awesome than babies or semen, to balance out the poop. It would have to be, like, puppies and emeralds. Or emerald-encrusted puppies.
Also, I am not totally opposed to rubbing period blood or pee all over my body, depending on the context. It might even be kind of awesome. Poop is a different story.
Therefore, potato chips.
Quote from: Nigel on September 24, 2010, 07:18:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 24, 2010, 06:13:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 24, 2010, 06:12:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 24, 2010, 05:49:59 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 03:17:43 AM
Getting my ass tongued just sounds "UGH." I mean, do you realize what comes out of there?
Do you? :x
I imagine it's not so bad if you just come out of the shower.
You could really make the same argument for cunnilingus or fellatio, two things most people are fond of.
Babies, and sperm? :? They are not really very much like poop. I would not cuddle poop. I would not swallow poop. Would you?
I was thinking urine. But I guess you can throw period blood into the mix as well.
Period blood and babies come out of vaginas. Pee and semen come out of dicks. But it's not like poop and something awesome comes out of butts. It would have to be way more awesome than babies or semen, to balance out the poop. It would have to be, like, puppies and emeralds. Or emerald-encrusted puppies.
Also, I am not totally opposed to rubbing period blood or pee all over my body, depending on the context. It might even be kind of awesome. Poop is a different story.
Therefore, potato chips.
I... I have no answer because of the bolded...
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 24, 2010, 07:37:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 24, 2010, 07:18:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 24, 2010, 06:13:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 24, 2010, 06:12:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 24, 2010, 05:49:59 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 03:17:43 AM
Getting my ass tongued just sounds "UGH." I mean, do you realize what comes out of there?
Do you? :x
I imagine it's not so bad if you just come out of the shower.
You could really make the same argument for cunnilingus or fellatio, two things most people are fond of.
Babies, and sperm? :? They are not really very much like poop. I would not cuddle poop. I would not swallow poop. Would you?
I was thinking urine. But I guess you can throw period blood into the mix as well.
Period blood and babies come out of vaginas. Pee and semen come out of dicks. But it's not like poop and something awesome comes out of butts. It would have to be way more awesome than babies or semen, to balance out the poop. It would have to be, like, puppies and emeralds. Or emerald-encrusted puppies.
Also, I am not totally opposed to rubbing period blood or pee all over my body, depending on the context. It might even be kind of awesome. Poop is a different story.
Therefore, potato chips.
I... I have no answer because of the bolded...
VICTORY!
if the ass you're tonguing isn't clean, you're both doing it wrong.
duh.
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 24, 2010, 07:12:45 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 03:17:43 AM
Getting my ass tongued just sounds "UGH." I mean, do you realize what comes out of there?
Do you? :x
I don't care if it's concentrated evil, someone's gotta do it.
:potd:
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 24, 2010, 01:10:26 PM
if the ass you're tonguing isn't clean, you're both doing it wrong.
duh.
Yeah, but even clean, :vom:
Microbiology, ITT, might or might NOT change a lot of minds.
However, when you're getting your monkey on...eh...what the brain knows in its higher mind kinda goes south.
This thread makes me really want potato chips.
...ketchup chips at that. :lol: Which I've never had.
Well c'mon now, ketchup with the times!
Quote from: Nigel on September 24, 2010, 04:25:02 PM
This thread makes me really want potato chips.
I think I'm gonna go buy me some potato chips right now, in preparation for my trip to NJ.
Quote from: Cainad on September 24, 2010, 05:01:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 24, 2010, 04:25:02 PM
This thread makes me really want potato chips.
I think I'm gonna go buy me some potato chips right now, in preparation for my trip to NJ.
And while you're at it, a case of water, canned food, aluminum baseball bat, and a bag of Twizzlers.
I mean, this IS New Jersey. You need to be prepared for the worst.
Quote from: Jenne on September 24, 2010, 04:14:38 PM
Microbiology, ITT, might or might NOT change a lot of minds.
However, when you're getting your monkey on...eh...what the brain knows in its higher mind kinda goes south.
My entire life has been spent fortifying my system against horrifying 3rd world microbes, things found in raw meat, and Detroit. I have no fear.
I refuse to participate in this sham of a democracy called a poll. Consenting to vote merely helps perpetuate the system whereby this "Cramulus", whom none of us ever voted for, has the power to determine which narrow "choices" we are allowed to pick.
FIGHT THE POWER! MAKE YOUR OWN POLL OPTIONS!
Quote from: Doktor Princess on September 24, 2010, 05:05:32 PM
Quote from: Cainad on September 24, 2010, 05:01:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 24, 2010, 04:25:02 PM
This thread makes me really want potato chips.
I think I'm gonna go buy me some potato chips right now, in preparation for my trip to NJ.
And while you're at it, a case of water, canned food, aluminum baseball bat, and a bag of Twizzlers.
I mean, this IS New Jersey. You need to be prepared for the worst.
How about three stale donuts, three small cans of pineapple, a pair of clean underwear, and a collapsing baton? Will that do?
Will you be going to, near, or through Camden? If so I would include some kind of firearm and life insurance.
Quote from: Nigel on September 24, 2010, 04:25:02 PM
This thread makes me really want potato chips.
This thread really makes me want to lick my wife's asshole.
Quote from: Cainad on September 24, 2010, 05:08:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on September 24, 2010, 05:05:32 PM
Quote from: Cainad on September 24, 2010, 05:01:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 24, 2010, 04:25:02 PM
This thread makes me really want potato chips.
I think I'm gonna go buy me some potato chips right now, in preparation for my trip to NJ.
And while you're at it, a case of water, canned food, aluminum baseball bat, and a bag of Twizzlers.
I mean, this IS New Jersey. You need to be prepared for the worst.
How about three stale donuts, three small cans of pineapple, a pair of clean underwear, and a collapsing baton? Will that do?
In a pinch.
bought some kettle chips cause of this thread. totally voted right
got a rimjob because of this thread. totally voted right.
also made them pop an altoid first so now my farts smell like wintergreen. :)
Because of this thread my boyfriend is coming over to give me a bag of chips and oral sex.
Score!
THIS THREAD RUINED MY LIFE.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 24, 2010, 05:14:39 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 24, 2010, 04:25:02 PM
This thread makes me really want potato chips.
This thread really makes me want to lick my wife's asshole.
:spittake:
Am I the only one who is willing to defend the gentle art of rimming?
Damn. I really must be kind of gay.
I stand by my position, which is you are all UNWITTING TOOLS in a FIENDISH SYSTEM of Cram's design.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 25, 2010, 04:17:08 AM
Am I the only one who is willing to defend the gentle art of rimming?
Damn. I really must be kind of gay.
Naw, I got your back. As it were. :lulz:
Hm. Can't you just cover the necessary parts with plastic wrap or something?
I chose, and always will choose, the rimjob for a simple reason: You can't get it from a vending machine.
Well. Maybe in Japan.
I could see a market for that. All I'd need is someone willing to hang out in a vending machine all day.
In the event it were available from a vending machine I would still pick the rimjob cause, well hell, it sure would brighten up my lunches.
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 25, 2010, 04:35:49 AM
I could see a market for that. All I'd need is someone willing to hang out in a vending machine all day.
The Japanese are rather advanced in robotic technologies. I'm sure they can just build some kind of Rim-o-Matic that also bows politely before going down on your chocolate starfish.
Itadakimasu!
:lulz:
Quote from: Cain on September 25, 2010, 04:18:37 AM
I stand by my position, which is you are all UNWITTING TOOLS in a FIENDISH SYSTEM of Cram's design.
This.
Since this thread started, I have not had potato chips OR any form of oral sex (In any possible permutation thereof)
I blame Cram, and will end him.
My vote:
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Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 24, 2010, 06:13:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 24, 2010, 06:12:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 24, 2010, 05:49:59 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 03:17:43 AM
Getting my ass tongued just sounds "UGH." I mean, do you realize what comes out of there?
Do you? :x
I imagine it's not so bad if you just come out of the shower.
You could really make the same argument for cunnilingus or fellatio, two things most people are fond of.
Babies, and sperm? :? They are not really very much like poop. I would not cuddle poop. I would not swallow poop. Would you?
I was thinking urine. But I guess you can throw period blood into the mix as well.
Both of which are sterile. Unlike poop.