Quote from: LMNO on October 16, 2009, 12:42:28 AM
Not mine, but:
It's funny how the position for boot-licking is so close to the one used for curb-stomping.
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Not mine, but:
Quote from: Cain on October 14, 2009, 03:29:05 PMShut up Cain, get on my horse.
Is it NSFF (Not Safe For Faggotcopters)?
QuoteViruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Cthulhu
Read some Enid Blyton.
Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Free BSD (95%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
British (95%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
UNIX (65%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
X11 (85%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Quote from: Pope Benny on October 09, 2009, 03:47:50 AMThe monkey or Jack Nicholson?
This is the face before I was born.
Quote from: Halfbaked1 on October 08, 2009, 03:50:18 AMNo, you'd just be explaining what we already know.
Would I be terribly out of line by mentioning that Mr. Moore is bloody rich off his movies while he gripes about the evils of capitalism?
Quote from: planeswalker on October 08, 2009, 02:08:54 AM
In the name of science, details!
Do you use audio-stimulation or are you able to pull this one off the classic way? Tantra?
I DEMAND DETAILS...
The two "hands-free" torrents that are out there aren't really working for me. But I had a strange mind to begin with.
~planeswalker
has been sexperimenting with his head(s) for years now, with interesting results.