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Started by Cain, April 17, 2008, 07:28:16 PM

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hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Cain


hooplala

Oh, I don't know . . . ALL the libertarians can't be nutcases, can they?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Cain

In theory, you'd expect not.  In theory...

Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

hunter s.durden

I'm a Libertarian twice a week, and batty as fuck.
Mike Gravel just joined, and he's batty as fuck.
Not looking good...

P&T have some shit on the ball.
This space for rent.

Requia ☣

Quote from: Hoopla on April 17, 2008, 07:38:02 PM
Oh, I don't know . . . ALL the libertarians can't be nutcases, can they?

The crazies tend to chase the sane libertarians out.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Requiem on April 17, 2008, 11:34:15 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 17, 2008, 07:38:02 PM
Oh, I don't know . . . ALL the libertarians can't be nutcases, can they?

The crazies tend to chase the sane libertarians out.

They never liked him, anyway.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Iason Ouabache

Good find, Cain.  I had never heard the term "Free Religions" until now.  Also:

QuoteThe Discordian filmmaker Antero Alli, for example, has invented a spiritual practice centered around Fred Mertz, Ethel's husband on I Love Lucy. Mertz, he argues, was a Bodhisattva, master of "such sophisticated techniques as Senseless Bickering, Scathing Indifference, Bad Timing, Advanced Balding and the Five Secrets of Stinginess

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