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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2009, 02:07:38 AM

Title: Pornographic wrappers ITT
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2009, 02:07:38 AM
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Outrage_over_sexy_Haribo_sweet_wrapper&in_article_id=727568&in_page_id=34
Title: Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
Post by: Pariah on September 01, 2009, 02:12:24 AM
I could only see that this was offensive if 
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/maoam_450x169.jpg)
This turns you on
Title: Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
Post by: Kai on September 01, 2009, 02:29:18 AM
OH GOD YES! FRUIT! YES!! CARTOON FRUIT!!!!(!) SOOOO HOT!!!

:fap:
Title: Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
Post by: Pariah on September 01, 2009, 02:33:42 AM
HOTTXXXX LIMECHERRYTHREESOME THEN A LEMONLIMEHOTACTIONFEST!!1on124323
Title: Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
Post by: Corvidia on September 01, 2009, 02:36:27 AM
QuoteMr Simpkins of Pontefract, West Yorkshire, told The Sun: "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.
:lulz:
Title: Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
Post by: Requia ☣ on September 01, 2009, 02:38:07 AM
Are there lemon stories printed on the other side?
Title: Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
Post by: Fuquad on September 01, 2009, 02:52:39 AM
"I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."


I'd become distressed if my SO was arguing about this as well.

Title: Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
Post by: derpsichord on September 01, 2009, 03:37:34 AM
Woah! NSFW!
Should have warned me.  :eek:
Title: Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
Post by: Nast on September 01, 2009, 09:09:57 AM
DID YOU SEE THE WAY THAT PINEAPPLE WAS EYEING ME?

SHOCKING!
Title: Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
Post by: LMNO on September 01, 2009, 02:02:23 PM
"Lemonparty".
Title: Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
Post by: AFK on September 01, 2009, 02:46:53 PM
Hey, why did the Lime break up with the Lemon?

He doesn't like a sourpuss. 
Title: Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
Post by: Pariah on September 01, 2009, 03:07:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 01, 2009, 02:02:23 PM
"Lemonparty".

:lulz:
Title: Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
Post by: Cain on September 01, 2009, 03:50:39 PM
Goddamn people in this country are stupid.

I'm more and more convinced the retards who populate the Daily Mail comments and post on Have Your Say are in fact the majority in this country.

ZOMG ZA-NU LIE-BORE AND GORDON MCBROON ARE CLEARLY BEHIND THIS.  WAKE UP ENGLISH, WE ARE BEING SLEEPWALKED INTO A SEXUALLY DEGENERATE, FRUITY DICTATORSHIP!
Title: Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
Post by: Payne on September 01, 2009, 04:00:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 01, 2009, 03:50:39 PM
WAKE UP ENGLISH, WE ARE BEING SLEEPWALKED INTO A SEXUALLY DEGENERATE, FRUITY DICTATORSHIP!

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01209/mandelson-brown_1209751c.jpg)
Title: Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
Post by: Captain Utopia on September 01, 2009, 04:23:18 PM
I dunno.. I think the one on the bottom-right takes it a little too far though..
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/maoamgo.jpg)
Title: Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 01, 2009, 04:30:15 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
Post by: Dalek on September 02, 2009, 07:17:13 AM
 Mmmmoam  :fap: