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So, the Tucson Saguaros are looking for a name for their mascot.
I believe the only appropriate name for him would be Prick.
If anyone agrees, let's make this happen.
I feel so sorry for the prick.
I think he should wear green tights.
Even our mascots are droopy and tired looking. He doesn't need green tights, he needs food stains on the front of his outfit, a week's worth of beard, and a bottle of Thunderbird poking out of a pocket. And then he should be arrested during the very first game for selling bath salts in the bathroom. Or for getting in a fight with a 16 year old girl in the front row.
Tucson should instead take Luna, EoC, Richter, LMNO, any myself as mascots. Mostly on account of it's pathetic how we all try to be all NICE when we meet up with each other, but we all remember, at some level, the events at Charley's Kitchen. The fragment I remember was this split-second in time where I was leaning across the bar getting more beer for us. LMNO was beating the night manager while making noises that sounded like a gorilla in a clothes drier, and Richter had pinned the bartender to the wall with one arm and was cataloguing the man's sins in a friendly-sounding voice. Luna and EoC just sat at the table, bellowing out the song Mexican Radio. I looked at the stunned crowd and said "what the fuck were you EXPECTING? Action/Reaction, fools! How else did you expect the universe to respond?"
That's all I remember.
I think it would be nice if we were all sewn together like some sort of Frankenstein's Siamese Septuplet Monster.
Quote from: LMNO on May 13, 2016, 08:18:56 PM
I think it would be nice if we were all sewn together like some sort of Frankenstein's Siamese Septuplet Monster.
I don't remember that bit.
I hope it wasn't my turn to get the drinks.
I meant for the mascot, but come to think of it, those doorways did get hard to navigate through after last call.
Personally, I blame Twid.
Quote from: LMNO on May 13, 2016, 08:18:56 PM
I think it would be nice if we were all sewn together like some sort of Frankenstein's Siamese Septuplet Monster.
There's a word for that: flesh golem.
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I'm holding one of them hostage.
Quote from: Hoopla on May 13, 2016, 08:53:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 13, 2016, 08:18:56 PM
I think it would be nice if we were all sewn together like some sort of Frankenstein's Siamese Septuplet Monster.
There's a word for that: flesh golem.
A flesh golem would make a great mascot. They're immune to magic, and non-blunt weapons. That would make it fairly survivable in downtown Tucson.
I suppose they could nickname it "The Sausage Creature".
"The Eric Pickles" (who may be an IRL flesh golem).
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Mr. Prickles?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2016, 08:15:00 PM
Tucson should instead take Luna, EoC, Richter, LMNO, any myself as mascots. Mostly on account of it's pathetic how we all try to be all NICE when we meet up with each other, but we all remember, at some level, the events at Charley's Kitchen. The fragment I remember was this split-second in time where I was leaning across the bar getting more beer for us. LMNO was beating the night manager while making noises that sounded like a gorilla in a clothes drier, and Richter had pinned the bartender to the wall with one arm and was cataloguing the man's sins in a friendly-sounding voice. Luna and EoC just sat at the table, bellowing out the song Mexican Radio. I looked at the stunned crowd and said "what the fuck were you EXPECTING? Action/Reaction, fools! How else did you expect the universe to respond?"
That's all I remember.
I would be part of this mascot team as long as we could still keep The Prick as a name.
Give him some REALLY good cactus juice and call him Mescalito. That or Cactuar, the Final Fantasy enemy he most resembles.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 14, 2016, 03:05:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2016, 08:15:00 PM
Tucson should instead take Luna, EoC, Richter, LMNO, any myself as mascots. Mostly on account of it's pathetic how we all try to be all NICE when we meet up with each other, but we all remember, at some level, the events at Charley's Kitchen. The fragment I remember was this split-second in time where I was leaning across the bar getting more beer for us. LMNO was beating the night manager while making noises that sounded like a gorilla in a clothes drier, and Richter had pinned the bartender to the wall with one arm and was cataloguing the man's sins in a friendly-sounding voice. Luna and EoC just sat at the table, bellowing out the song Mexican Radio. I looked at the stunned crowd and said "what the fuck were you EXPECTING? Action/Reaction, fools! How else did you expect the universe to respond?"
That's all I remember.
I would be part of this mascot team as long as we could still keep The Prick as a name.
we can do that. I mean, fuck, it's TUCSON, right? So we're all sewn together under the stupid green suit, combining the powers of the guy who sweeps up the soggy glitter after the lights come up at the strip joint with those of the guy who insists on doing stage magic tricks at parties. I demand to be the arse.
QuoteI demand to be the arse.
newsfeed.
This might be a little off topic but isn't Saguaro National Park supposed to be known for having the country's biggest cacti? It just seems like they could've found a taller guy for the suit.
Quote from: Hollis Increase on May 14, 2016, 08:19:33 PM
This might be a little off topic but isn't Saguaro National Park supposed to be known for having the country's biggest cacti? It just seems like they could've found a taller guy for the suit.
That may be more physically accurate, but less spiritually so. Tucson is best described by a short, depressed-looking man in a really, really cheap mascot outfit. while people in the background run around on fire, maybe. And someone's left their senile grandmother in the car and the windows are all up.
The Prick of Rhapsody*
*From Rhapsoidia rhaptein 'to stitch' + Oide 'song, ode'