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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Richter, October 03, 2013, 02:02:14 AM

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LMNO

#15
October 03, 2013, 05:45:12 PM
The degredation of Science is an unforgivable sin.

That is, if "sin" exists.

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
October 03, 2013, 05:48:47 PM
"Sin is the state in which a person exists, if he/she takes extra time out of his/her day to dump on the undeserving in some fashion.  To claim that sin doesn't exist is to say that the strong commit no wrong when they victimize the weak."
- Ars Richteria, 3:22
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#17
October 03, 2013, 05:51:47 PM
Let he who insists that a problem does not exist because that problem does not directly affect him be hung by his toenails in the park, until he learns.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
October 03, 2013, 05:58:00 PM
"Tyranny isn't always bad.  Stupid people need governance, too.  The method by which you sort out the smart from the stupid is that the smart will get mad about the tyranny, while the stupid will get mad at the smart for hating America."
- Ars Richteria, 3:32
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#19
October 03, 2013, 06:39:23 PM
This thread is awesome!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
October 03, 2013, 07:12:55 PM
"For every little engine that could, there's 100 little engines that couldn't, all of whom rolled backwards down the hill uncontrollably, crashing at the bottom and spilling cargo and passengers all over the landscape like gory piles of silly string.  Failure is always an option, even when it's not an option."
- Tucson Codex, 7:28
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
October 03, 2013, 07:25:19 PM
15.  No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney.

16.  Taking guff from people who exist only to give guff is not a virtue.  At some point, forebearance becomes indistinguishable from timidity.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
October 03, 2013, 07:35:04 PM
17.  To define realism as pessimism is to reject empirical evidence; to define pessimism as realism is puerile.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

tyrannosaurus vex

#23
October 03, 2013, 07:43:21 PM
"When the State puts so much time and effort into looking out for criminals, it'd be a terrible waste not to give them what they want. The same goes for churches looking for sinners, and beggars looking for spare change."
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
October 03, 2013, 08:56:51 PM
HAM FOR THE HAM GOD
STRESS FOR THE STRESS GOD
UNNNNG FOR THE RAGE GOD

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#25
October 03, 2013, 09:14:13 PM
"Thou shalt strut through the Vale, and fear no hater; for Your Library is with me, and if fuckers step thou shalt read thy bitches to filth."

-The book of Fabulous, 15:8-9

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
October 03, 2013, 09:15:21 PM
"Thou Shalt Remember What Friday Evening is For, and Keep it Holy."
- The book of Fabulous, 12:18
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#27
October 03, 2013, 09:19:14 PM
"This is My vodka. Drink it and get on the dance floor, hunty."

- The Book of Fabulous, 4:87

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
October 03, 2013, 09:21:37 PM
"Speed limits are for the unworthy, blunt objects for the unclean.  Dance floors are for the Devine."
- The Book of Fabulous 10:17

(see wut I did thar?)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#29
October 03, 2013, 09:37:34 PM
 :lulz:
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