It's funny how the position for boot-licking is so close to the one used for curb-stomping.

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Thanks for the suggestions. I've heard of a drink recently referred to as a "Dead Nazi" which is Peppermint Schnapps and Jaegermeister. Anyone heard of/tried it and have anything to say about it? It sounds tasty, but it could have potential to be gross, too.
I'm turning twenty one in six days. I turn to you good folks for advice on what to defile myself with. Not that I haven't previously, just that access is, well, easier and I can actually set some money aside and get good shit every once in a while rather than to throw in a few bucks to get some cheap crap.
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Shyaporn
January 07, 2010, 11:39:09 AM
Holy shit  :lulz: :lulz: This is just pure fucking win.

Godzilla rap.

This guy is a god damn genius. Someone recruit him if he isn't already.

Holy shit! Fake mustache too.  :lulz: :lulz: This guys channel is awesome.

:lulz: Wolverine Origins in 30 seconds.
Venture Brothers is bad ass. It's seven kinds of bad-ass. The Monarch is probably my favorite villain ever.

And what do you mean except the first episode? I loved that one where they're in Mexico.  Plus it features the song with the funniest title I've seen in a long time. "Assclamp!"
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 11:31:46 AM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 05, 2010, 06:00:05 AM
Canadian history is awful and I'm glad I only had it for two years. There are downsides to living in a young, relatively peaceful country.

American history is distorted like a fun house mirror.  No, seriously.  Did you know that we won both wars with a tiny bit of help from our allies?  Also, we love to teach about the noble Native American, right up until we discovered oil in Oklahoma.  Then you never hear about them ever again.  Also, we didn't give those Indians smallpox-infected blankets, the British did.  Because the British were running things in, oh, 1820.

Actually I got pretty lucky through my schooling. In 8th grade my teacher told the class, "I'm going to teach you American History, and I need you to understand that it isn't all pretty. We have done some pretty terrible things, and I'm not going to gloss over that." We learned all kinds of things about what we did to the Native Americans. She was also specifically educated in World War Two history and taught shit at a Seminar in her spare time about the Holocaust. In tenth grade we went over World War Two again in pretty deep detail, not just the American bits; they even took us to see "Downfall" in the art theatre. And then my Eleventh Grade U.S. History teacher kind of moved past World War Two relatively quickly because he realized most of us had learned it several times and went on to talk about stuff post-WW2. We spent a pretty big section on Segregation and Jim Crow laws. Although I was kind of disappointed that all he mentioned of Reagan was the cold war and Reagonomics. I still need to do some more reading on what Reagan did.
 :lulz: :lulz: Cram, that was amazing. I think "I Cram'd Your Gram" or whatever should be in the news feed somewhere.
 :lulz: Your daughter is awesome. Thank her kindly for me.
Hit it, Rain God. I want one.
Propaganda Depository / Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
January 04, 2010, 06:12:43 AM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on January 04, 2010, 05:52:12 AM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on January 03, 2010, 11:15:31 AM

I did what I could for it being so late. If I find anything else worthwhile I might do it.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
There will be vengeance, and it will not be pretty. Just you wait.

I suppose, to be fair, I should post up some more WOMP worthy pictures. You gave a bunch to work with, after all. WOMP is a gentlemen's sport, after all.
Quote from: Felix on January 03, 2010, 06:37:12 AM
AR Idea:  What if, using a smartphone or something, you could leave virtual graffiti on physical surfaces, or floating in the air?  What about leaving secret notes places that only a certain phone can see?  What about ARGs that incorporate smartphones?

Brilliant! I fucking love that idea! Someone make this happen, with haste!
Propaganda Depository / Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
January 03, 2010, 11:15:31 AM

I did what I could for it being so late. If I find anything else worthwhile I might do it.
Discordian Recipes / Re: Pie or Cake?
January 02, 2010, 11:46:24 AM
Quote from: BAI on January 01, 2010, 08:44:50 PM
look. waffle on about cake all you like, but pie's are superior in every way. more nutrition, maximum portability, better for you, and DONT GIVE YOU AIDS LIKE CAKE DOES!@!!

Cake is clearly superior. It's easier to slice and serve up! It is the celebratory staple. There ain't no Wedding Pie. And I've never seen a cake get fucked by anybody; clearly pie here is the primary culprit in the STD transmission department. Plus, you can write nifty messages on cake. Can you do that with pie? I think not. Plus, Cake's got it's own band, dontcha know?
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / The Fun Theory
January 02, 2010, 11:33:05 AM
Found this while strolling around the interwebs instead of sleeping.

I personally think it's kind of awesome what they're doing.
Currently 1F.  And it's supposed to get colder in the next few days.  :horrormirth:
Quote from: JohNyx on January 02, 2010, 06:21:27 AM


God willing anyhow. I've only been waiting for this fucker since my freshman year.