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if it's possible to have empathy at all for trump, i then i allow myself to feel this - there's an entropic poignancy always when measuring yourself against your role models and coming up short - and at least Hitler successfully stole an election

Wow. I haven't seen a cut that sharp since the last time I had stitches.

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srs tho can I use it or not?

As long as you send me some nice frilly undergarments each time you do.

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You need to give her your size info if you're gonna make that kind of request.  Otherwise you might end up looking like a lacy sausage.

But that's my favourite kind of sausage!

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Wait...I forgot what I was doing. Who am I? Where are my pants?

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Do I need to bring my hammer?

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It now occurs to me that lewd threads like this might also have been a factor. 

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Is it possible we can skip 2022 and just jump right into 2023? I feel like 2022 is going to suck, and frankly,  I'm too tired to bother.

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I will sow salt into your fields and call you Mary!

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Not joking btw, I fully expect that "Boris is a secret Remainer who ruined Brexit, we now need [Tory idiot of the moment] to step in and deliver REAL BREXIT."

I just don't know who the idiot of the moment will be.

Liz Truss perhaps? I don't know much about her, but as I understand it, she's pretty anti-immigration. I know the refugee assistance group I work with is not happy with her.

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I regret fucking nothing.

indeed, it is generally regarded as better to have fucked something

...than not to have fucked at all?

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Dune is just Star Wars for edgy nerds.

<insert ascii art of flipping the bird here>

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srs tho can I use it or not?

As long as you send me some nice frilly undergarments each time you do.

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DIA

To me, the word FAP always sounded like a disease.

Sorry boss, can't come to work today,  I've come down with a bad case of the Fap.

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when I first read (i've never ever heard it) people use the word fap, I thought it was because porn uses a lot of bandwidth and FAP stands for "Fair Access Protocol" which is how the server decides who's data to throttle.

I love that that is where your head went. You might have what it takes to be a DIA agent.

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Except the satellite thing.  That's new.

I think it was done as a message to the West...if we try to intervene should they decide to invade Ukraine, all communication that travels via satellite is at risk. That could seriously have an impact on commerce and military ops.

Let's put it this way...the US government is concerned enough that I am going on orders for the entire month of Dec, and receiving training in Battle Damage Assessment.

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Out of curiosity, what are your thoughts on current events in Eastern Europe/Russia? Migrants in Belarus, Russian troop buildup near Ukraine, Russia blowing up a satellite in LEO. Put in seems to be getting awfully squirrelly.

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yoink?

Is that a euphemism?

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It translates roughly to "may I steal this content for use in Holy Nonsense or other projects?"

Don't listen to her.  It's a euphemism.

Either that or a pig with a southern accent.

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