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Something something substitution bias.

OH YEAH!!!

*runs screaming*


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*turns bed frame into gun mount*


[and then]


*pings the zenith transoceanic*

 


Your boy was the one filming mine, right? With the breaching dolphins, "groom beach," the time-bridge, and all that. Y'all got that, right?

Let me know if you want me to "seal" it for you?

If you "seal" evil, it will come back later.  Better to destroy it while you have the chance.

And you just stopped making any sense at all.

I closed my eyes.  At once hideous vistas of impossibility appeared, writhing, seething, and I knew.  To defeat this crawling madness I must use not light, but a blacker darkness.

Now you avert your gaze.

If I ignore you, will you cease to exist?

To The People of Earth gather around Beacon?

A forest of vertiginous tentacles laps around your ankles.  You could grow teeth from your fingertips, but how would you chew?

With a hammer.

Let me know if you want me to "seal" it for you?

If you "seal" evil, it will come back later.  Better to destroy it while you have the chance.

And you just stopped making any sense at all.

Now you avert your gaze.

If I ignore you, will you cease to exist?

To The People of Earth gather around Beacon?

Let me know if you want me to "seal" it for you?

If you "seal" evil, it will come back later.  Better to destroy it while you have the chance.

Unless you're Emperor Kellanved. In which case you keep the sealed evil around as a contingency plan. See also: T'lan Imass, Ryllandaras, the "Emperor's Demon" at the bottom of the Malaz Harbour.

But LuciferX is no Kellanved. For one, Kellanved was intensely more annoying, and furthermore his criminal contacts actually existed.

Listen here you little shit. My cousins friends sister's baby was rendered clean by criminal contacts.

BOC - echus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByVAule7BkA

90 rt

Maybe instead of rotating it by ninety degrees, you could just turn it to face the wall, so nobody has to look at it.

However yes, that ones done. Let me know if you want me to "seal" it for you?

Listening to my main man Bill, because he can make you better just by looking at you.
https://soundcloud.com/teamfroglogic/froglogic-podcast-ep45-bill-reynolds-lt-com-pa-vet-1st-responder-addiction-recovery-specialist

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs

Because "When a Cowboy Trades His Spurs for Wings"

90 rt

Maybe instead of rotating it by ninety degrees, you could just turn it to face the wall, so nobody has to look at it.

Oh, it’s, you. I guess you didn’t fetch the memo. Wall facer gets *whatever* it wants.


Now you avert your gaze.

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Whoa, this new entry thing, TITS