I can't be held accountable every time Roger decides to go on one of his little tangents.
"You weren't around enough. You didn't hold him enough. You didn't teach him enough life lessons, how to cook, how to wipe is ass, etc.."
So now what. We have some self-important asshat of a "human being" what wears madgiqual underwear running against a kenyan alien from space, drones spying on us and killing families in foreign countries with no reach around, cats AND dogs living in the same household, hellish chicken sandwiches made of hate and fear banned by the rainbow toting hippies who just want their fair share of their lover's loot and this is MY FAULT??
Fuck you! Take responsibility AND take that scurvy bastard out for a walk every once in a while. Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?!?
FUCKING FUUUUUUUUCK!!
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 28, 2012, 02:29:23 AM
I can't be held accountable every time Roger decides to go on one of his little tangents.
"You weren't around enough. You didn't hold him enough. You didn't teach him enough life lessons, how to cook, how to wipe is ass, etc.."
So now what. We have some self-important asshat of a "human being" what wears madgiqual underwear running against a kenyan alien from space, drones spying on us and killing families in foreign countries with no reach around, cats AND dogs living in the same household, hellish chicken sandwiches made of hate and fear banned by the rainbow toting hippies who just want their fair share of their lover's loot and this is MY FAULT??
Fuck you! Take responsibility AND take that scurvy bastard out for a walk every once in a while. Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?!?
FUCKING FUUUUUUUUCK!!
I'll walk him, but ONLY if YOU put the dogcatcher's pole on him.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 28, 2012, 02:29:23 AM
I can't be held accountable every time Roger decides to go on one of his little tangents.
"You weren't around enough. You didn't hold him enough. You didn't teach him enough life lessons, how to cook, how to wipe is ass, etc.."
So now what. We have some self-important asshat of a "human being" what wears madgiqual underwear running against a kenyan alien from space, drones spying on us and killing families in foreign countries with no reach around, cats AND dogs living in the same household, hellish chicken sandwiches made of hate and fear banned by the rainbow toting hippies who just want their fair share of their lover's loot and this is MY FAULT??
Fuck you! Take responsibility AND take that scurvy bastard out for a walk every once in a while. Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?!?
FUCKING FUUUUUUUUCK!!
They neglect me, Squiddy. :cry:
I WANT to be good, but I have had no guidance or life-lessons from any of these abusive assbaskets.
Time to tighten that jockstrap till it's cutting through your navel, private!
Get up! Get on your feet!
This ain't no fuckin pony show, this is 2012!
We have work to do! Horses to oil! Clouds to paint! Children to fart on!
MOVE IT!
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 28, 2012, 02:33:54 AM
Time to tighten that jockstrap till it's cutting through your navel, private!
Get up! Get on your feet!
This ain't no fuckin pony show, this is 2012!
We have work to do! Horses to oil! Clouds to paint! Children to fart on!
MOVE IT!
I made my boss spew a 3 minute rant today, and he wasn't even ranting at me. Does that count?
YAY! SQUIDDY IS BACK!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 02:34:54 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 28, 2012, 02:33:54 AM
Time to tighten that jockstrap till it's cutting through your navel, private!
Get up! Get on your feet!
This ain't no fuckin pony show, this is 2012!
We have work to do! Horses to oil! Clouds to paint! Children to fart on!
MOVE IT!
I made my boss spew a 3 minute rant today, and he wasn't even ranting at me. Does that count?
NO! Not if he's not ranting at YUO!!
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 28, 2012, 02:41:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 02:34:54 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 28, 2012, 02:33:54 AM
Time to tighten that jockstrap till it's cutting through your navel, private!
Get up! Get on your feet!
This ain't no fuckin pony show, this is 2012!
We have work to do! Horses to oil! Clouds to paint! Children to fart on!
MOVE IT!
I made my boss spew a 3 minute rant today, and he wasn't even ranting at me. Does that count?
NO! Not if he's not ranting at YUO!!
Well, it started out at me, but morphed into a spittle-flying, teeth gnashing hatespew at the IT department.
But he made me erase the LMFAO soundboard off my crackberry anyway. :(
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 02:52:47 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 28, 2012, 02:41:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 02:34:54 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 28, 2012, 02:33:54 AM
Time to tighten that jockstrap till it's cutting through your navel, private!
Get up! Get on your feet!
This ain't no fuckin pony show, this is 2012!
We have work to do! Horses to oil! Clouds to paint! Children to fart on!
MOVE IT!
I made my boss spew a 3 minute rant today, and he wasn't even ranting at me. Does that count?
NO! Not if he's not ranting at YUO!!
Well, it started out at me, but morphed into a spittle-flying, teeth gnashing hatespew at the IT department.
But he made me erase the LMFAO soundboard off my crackberry anyway. :(
+10 for you, everyone hates IT
-5 for your boss, soundboards are fun god damn it
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 28, 2012, 02:57:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 02:52:47 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 28, 2012, 02:41:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 02:34:54 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 28, 2012, 02:33:54 AM
Time to tighten that jockstrap till it's cutting through your navel, private!
Get up! Get on your feet!
This ain't no fuckin pony show, this is 2012!
We have work to do! Horses to oil! Clouds to paint! Children to fart on!
MOVE IT!
I made my boss spew a 3 minute rant today, and he wasn't even ranting at me. Does that count?
NO! Not if he's not ranting at YUO!!
Well, it started out at me, but morphed into a spittle-flying, teeth gnashing hatespew at the IT department.
But he made me erase the LMFAO soundboard off my crackberry anyway. :(
+10 for you, everyone hates IT
-5 for your boss, soundboards are fun god damn it
Boss: Any comments?
Skyblu, from under table: I'm Sexay and I know it!
Boss: WHAT?
Redfu: GIRL, LOOK AT THAT BODY!
Boss: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Redfu: SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKIN'
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 02:31:31 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 28, 2012, 02:29:23 AM
I can't be held accountable every time Roger decides to go on one of his little tangents.
"You weren't around enough. You didn't hold him enough. You didn't teach him enough life lessons, how to cook, how to wipe is ass, etc.."
So now what. We have some self-important asshat of a "human being" what wears madgiqual underwear running against a kenyan alien from space, drones spying on us and killing families in foreign countries with no reach around, cats AND dogs living in the same household, hellish chicken sandwiches made of hate and fear banned by the rainbow toting hippies who just want their fair share of their lover's loot and this is MY FAULT??
Fuck you! Take responsibility AND take that scurvy bastard out for a walk every once in a while. Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?!?
FUCKING FUUUUUUUUCK!!
They neglect me, Squiddy. :cry:
I WANT to be good, but I have had no guidance or life-lessons from any of these abusive assbaskets.
You know what they say; there are no bad TGRRs, only bad TGGR owners.
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 03:13:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 02:31:31 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 28, 2012, 02:29:23 AM
I can't be held accountable every time Roger decides to go on one of his little tangents.
"You weren't around enough. You didn't hold him enough. You didn't teach him enough life lessons, how to cook, how to wipe is ass, etc.."
So now what. We have some self-important asshat of a "human being" what wears madgiqual underwear running against a kenyan alien from space, drones spying on us and killing families in foreign countries with no reach around, cats AND dogs living in the same household, hellish chicken sandwiches made of hate and fear banned by the rainbow toting hippies who just want their fair share of their lover's loot and this is MY FAULT??
Fuck you! Take responsibility AND take that scurvy bastard out for a walk every once in a while. Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?!?
FUCKING FUUUUUUUUCK!!
They neglect me, Squiddy. :cry:
I WANT to be good, but I have had no guidance or life-lessons from any of these abusive assbaskets.
You know what they say; there are no bad TGRRs, only bad TGGR owners.
Didn't anybody read the manual?
SOMEBODY CALL THE HELP DESK!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 03:18:28 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 03:13:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 02:31:31 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 28, 2012, 02:29:23 AM
I can't be held accountable every time Roger decides to go on one of his little tangents.
"You weren't around enough. You didn't hold him enough. You didn't teach him enough life lessons, how to cook, how to wipe is ass, etc.."
So now what. We have some self-important asshat of a "human being" what wears madgiqual underwear running against a kenyan alien from space, drones spying on us and killing families in foreign countries with no reach around, cats AND dogs living in the same household, hellish chicken sandwiches made of hate and fear banned by the rainbow toting hippies who just want their fair share of their lover's loot and this is MY FAULT??
Fuck you! Take responsibility AND take that scurvy bastard out for a walk every once in a while. Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?!?
FUCKING FUUUUUUUUCK!!
They neglect me, Squiddy. :cry:
I WANT to be good, but I have had no guidance or life-lessons from any of these abusive assbaskets.
You know what they say; there are no bad TGRRs, only bad TGGR owners.
Didn't anybody read the manual?
SOMEBODY CALL THE HELP DESK!
The first thing my TGRR did was destroy the manual, and when admonished for it, he said it was my fault for not specifically telling him not to.
I gave him a vindaloo treat; it really was an impeccable argument.
Oh dear. A vindaloo treat? That's like giving your dog chocolate, only it won't kill him, he'll kill your bathroom.
My TGRR peed a hole, clean through the wall of my garage. Now I have environmental health all up in my ass, whining on about mutagenic bacteria infestations and how much it's going to cost the taxpayer to disinfect the water supply :horrormirth:
Have you tried turning him off, and then turning him back on again?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 28, 2012, 01:40:20 PM
Have you tried turning him off, and then turning him back on again?
:eek:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 28, 2012, 01:40:20 PM
Have you tried turning him off, and then turning him back on again?
Part A is OK, but part B is potentially fatal.
My Roger defaulted to MAIN. :argh!:
Strange. I have no complaints. My TGRR is operating aas intended. You know, terrorizing the locals, destroying golf courses, tinkering with whatever he can stuff in his pants and/or disassemble.... I fail to see where this is not exactly what I want.
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on September 28, 2012, 08:42:37 PM
Strange. I have no complaints. My TGRR is operating aas intended. You know, terrorizing the locals, destroying golf courses, tinkering with whatever he can stuff in his pants and/or disassemble.... I fail to see where this is not exactly what I want.
My Roger has a defective ear hole. :sad:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 08:43:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on September 28, 2012, 08:42:37 PM
Strange. I have no complaints. My TGRR is operating aas intended. You know, terrorizing the locals, destroying golf courses, tinkering with whatever he can stuff in his pants and/or disassemble.... I fail to see where this is not exactly what I want.
My Roger has a defective ear hole. :sad:
I thought that was just a feature.
Try yelling into it, or as I call it, a manual re-boot
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 28, 2012, 08:47:13 PM
Try yelling into it, or as I call it, a manual re-boot
I can have Jenn try that.
ROGER™: MORE FUN THAN YOU WANTED.