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Shut up!


Also: Your search function sucks. 

I have returned with a gift:

https://youtu.be/YG73zGGOm7k

I don't even know what that IS. 

What LMNO said.

Also, it's a guy dancing surrounded by 9 Flex Mentallo clones.  Which makes me gibber with glee.

Actually, it's Jason Statham.  He did a lot of modeling before becoming an actor. Here's the whole video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu3JqLMImY

You're welcome.

Don't mind me. Just leaving this here...

Officials at the Enchanted Forest posted this picture on their Facebook page with the update:
"A sad day at EF! Hopefully we can put him together again! (Thankfully, no one was hurt, except Humpty)"

It appears Humpty's demise was accidental. KOIN 6 News learned two men climbed over the retaining wall and tried to get up on the wall with Humpty, but Humpty and the wall fell.

http://koin.com/2014/07/05/humpty-dumpty-had-a-great-fall-literally/

Was the word "literally" really necessary in that headline? Like Humpty would have a figurative fall instead?

He musta run outta Indiana.

Impossible.  Indiana is nothing but endless cornfields, broken up with the occasional soybean patch for "variety."  And one big, honking racetrack in the middle to keep the rednecks from slaughtering each other.

Don't forget about the meth labs. We've got plenty of those. And apparently we've suddenly got a heroin problem. This state's just full of fun.

I'm lost. Who the fuck are all you people?

http://rainbowstalin2.ytmnd.com/

Hitchens arguments on atheism came down to "religious people are stupid".

He think he was more nuanced than that. For instance, he also said, "religious people do stupid shit". Those are two very different things.

Fitz and The Tantrums - Don't Gotta Work It Out

Their lead singer is trying too hard to be Daryl Hall but they still have an awesome sound.

"Welcome to the united snakes
Land of the thief, home of the slave
Grand imperial guard where
the dollar is sacred and power is god"

Your link was borked. You're welcome.

His stuff on religion was powerful. His politics was shit. And he said women aren't funny. WTF, man?

Doc, I know it's been an extremely long time. I've been through a very rough patch lately though. This job I have is trying to kill me. They are trying to make me into a respectable member of society. To make me a responsible adult. To make me a team player. A company man. Someone who pulls their weight. Someone who begs for overtime. The average guy with a house, wife, two kids, and a cat.

Instead, they are slowly killing me. They've got me working odd hours that constantly shift. I'm doing the job of two since everyone worth a damn was smart enough to leave. My socks are constantly soaked. I've lost 15 pounds, but not the old fashioned way. Most days I barely have time for three squares and end up with only two oddly shaped meals instead. I'm constantly fighting a distant bureaucracy and can't keep myself out of my bosses' doghouse.

But worst of all, they took away my slack! Gone are the carefree days of Not Giving a Fuck and leaving my worries at the door right after punching the hell out of the time clock. They got me stressing while I'm at home now. Did I remember to close that valve? Did I put enough bags in? Should I have cleaned one more thing before I left? Is the day shift guy going to complain to my supervisor for forgetting to put that skid away?

There's no reprieve, Doc. They've gotten into my head and I don't know how to get them out. They've got me to the point where death is no longer my number one fear, getting fired is. They've bought my soul for the US median household income. I know they are going to kill me at some point. Lord have mercy on the man who is left in my place.

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/217149/20110920/michele-bachmann-food-regulations-food-safety-department-of-agriculture.htm

During a visit to a meatpacking plant in Des Moines, Iowa, Bachmann called for an end to food safety regulations that keep food safe for human consumption. Bachmann told reporters that food regulations hurt job growth and that they're "overkill."

"That's part of the problem, the overkill," Bachmann told reporters during an appearance at a family-run meatpacking plant in Des Moines, Iowa. "And when they make it complicated, they make it expensive and so then you can no longer stay in business."

What could possibly go wrong?