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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

« on: November 09, 2020, 06:26:29 pm »

Anyone thinking that he may have another go in 4 years? It's horrible and funny enough to happen which makes it seem likey. And a win then isn't inconceivable. Presuming he's not in jail.

When this election has both record turnouts, I can just see the left fuck it all to bits while the right froths and helps them fuck it all to bits. Then you get a republican house, Senate and presidency which enacts the most progressive policies of Pharaohs.

I'm telling you, in less than 20 years he's getting the Lenin treatment.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

« on: November 05, 2020, 06:28:50 pm »

That said, a tight race where one of the candidates suggested people "inject bleach" during a deadly pandemic is not exactly a ringing endorsement for democracy, at this point.

Wins by 2 electoral votes.

In the Uk thats called a decisive victory and the will of the people

In the USA it's EBBERBUDY GRAB YER GUNS

At this rate, I'd expect that to happen regardless of the results.

Honestly, I'm shocked that there's not been a mass shooting incident at a polling location. Must be saving that for after the result.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?

« on: November 02, 2020, 06:59:16 pm »

I'm guessing the resistance to shutting schools is so when it's not going so well in the next 2 weeks you can now blame children directly.

My favourite part is, as usual, waiting 4-5 days to do the extremely urgent thing.

Bets on first cabinet minister to be caught breaking regs? I've got 30p on sharma.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?

« on: November 02, 2020, 02:44:07 pm »

Look, it's got to get worse before it gets worse.

I'm just constantly laughing at all the "bullied by scientists" lines. "forced to confront reality and your own failings" would be more accurate.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Coronavirus data and events as they come in

« on: October 23, 2020, 07:54:02 pm »

So apparently we have 80% mortality in patients that get to the point of using respirators, because our medics are so useless that they dont know how to program them properly.

Meanwhile, respirator patients in average worldwide have a mortality of 30%+-

That's another hilarious mark of the horrible times.

"we can save him, we have the technology, but we can't work it so... Fuck."

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only

« on: October 16, 2020, 07:17:23 pm »

That's the perfect slogan for the horrible times. It sets the tone of the new age nicely.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?

« on: October 16, 2020, 07:11:50 pm »

Best bit of hope for the future I've heard lately :"I'm praying that Johnson is the Savile of uk politics"

I didn't have the heart to tell him that the black moon is in ascendance so the worm-that-walks will soon be fully summoned to this realm by gove.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

« on: October 16, 2020, 07:03:06 pm »

Some article I read predicted Trump will crash around the 21st due to the course of drugs he's on being stopped. Here's hoping.

What metric do you possibly use to tell? It's been 4 years+ of crash, just with a different face every day.

At this point going completely "the aristocrats!" will barely shift the vote.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

« on: October 03, 2020, 08:40:50 pm »

Thoughts and prayers are with the virus during this difficult time.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: SON OF A BITCH

« on: September 22, 2020, 07:32:14 pm »

So what's the possible fix assuming a Biden win? Expand the court by 4 seats or so?

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?

« on: September 16, 2020, 09:58:04 pm »

Currently taking bets on patels next scheme, current favourite is inform on friends and neighbours for FABULOUS PRIZES.

Also senior tory law bod resigns over the whole breaking International law thing. Nothing unusual, grayling mooted as replacement.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So about these riots...

« on: August 31, 2020, 05:10:07 pm »

So basically he's fucked unless some Trumpist judge gets a hold of the case. That's good to hear.

What worries me more is the outright glee with which his actions are being defended by the "mainstreamers" of Neo-Nazi bullshit into acceptable rightwing discourse. Most notably Tucker Carlson, of course, but also a whole host of lesser known, if no less influential, online pundits. Once they're able to justify straight-up travelling to murder protestors...well, we know where that leads.

Well, we'll see what happens to that attitude when the next obvious thing happens and some boogs get assassinated.

CALLED IT.

Point of order, assassination requires a pre planned target. There's little to no chance that this is the actual case as who knew the goon was going to show?

With the lack of extra info, it's reasonable to assume a police shooting now. If it was either side of protestor, huge chunks of the media would be frothing. And its way overdue for one of these open carry idiots to get killed.

It's also a prime bit of spin for the nra or whatever successor org,whatever the circumstances.

The target can be "a person of this persuasion," and if it wasn't planned, dude wouldn't be running loose.

I am calling this one as a lefty, not a boog (though that wouldn't be a shocker) as the trigger man.  I will take up to 3 bets of 2 page hate letters on this.

Conceded. I'm in for a sulking paragraph that it's police. Explains no arrest and is generally funnier.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So about these riots...

« on: August 31, 2020, 02:17:22 pm »

So basically he's fucked unless some Trumpist judge gets a hold of the case. That's good to hear.

What worries me more is the outright glee with which his actions are being defended by the "mainstreamers" of Neo-Nazi bullshit into acceptable rightwing discourse. Most notably Tucker Carlson, of course, but also a whole host of lesser known, if no less influential, online pundits. Once they're able to justify straight-up travelling to murder protestors...well, we know where that leads.

Well, we'll see what happens to that attitude when the next obvious thing happens and some boogs get assassinated.

CALLED IT.

Point of order, assassination requires a pre planned target. There's little to no chance that this is the actual case as who knew the goon was going to show?

With the lack of extra info, it's reasonable to assume a police shooting now. If it was either side of protestor, huge chunks of the media would be frothing. And its way overdue for one of these open carry idiots to get killed.

It's also a prime bit of spin for the nra or whatever successor org,whatever the circumstances.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?

« on: August 30, 2020, 05:48:48 pm »

Ah, the farage gambit.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So about these riots...

« on: August 30, 2020, 05:46:43 pm »

BBC just reporting similar, patriot prayer/Pro police goon dead apparently.