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Fortunately, fox is back in the headlines, minus "friend", but  with added Russian jazz. Also 3million worth of untendered corruption. With something silly from gove and one other, the rape may not be back in the headlines this week.

Was about to press post, had a text saying goves wife says she would be OK with dying. Not sure if that means as the designated sacrifice to hastur or just in general to get away from gove.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD
« on: August 03, 2020, 12:37:34 am »
Our universe is a parody of a parody of itself.

This is only official once Biden challenges idiot to a dance off.

Currently taking bets on the newest Conservative rapist. From information released, I've got a banana on cleverly. Fits the bill from what's been said so far, which is apparently was in cabinet in 19, out in 20, male, in 50's. It becomes a narrow list quickly, and assuming its around the reshuffle around Xmas, he looks likely. It's only a shame that it probably can't be grayling.

This is the new one, not the last one just convicted and awaiting sentencing. Its getting tricky to keep track.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: July 29, 2020, 07:40:39 pm »
In these times, always throw a few quid at the horrible impossible.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: July 29, 2020, 07:35:40 pm »
Logically, that all makes sense. But these are the horrible times and I've still got 80,000 lira on Barr fired by October. You can't say it's not worth a punt.

Hey Cain, any evidence around of shapps having an affair or heroin problem or something? Flying back, abandoning wife and kids, from a country you promised not to go to, when you also knew it was going to get slapped with quarantine restrictions, is pretty high on the idiot level right now otherwise. And he's got stiff competition with patels "compassionate home office".

Wanted an uninterrupted week to molest an intern? Grayling wants to share some qualudes? All of the above?

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: July 28, 2020, 09:35:44 pm »
So, from this appearance how long until Barr finally goes? Nice distraction firing for the election run up. Run on law and order then fire high level law cronies when they fail you. Its pure idiot so the question is only when, and when. Will barrs book be out? Guessing March 21 for book. It must be half written from that showing.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: So about these riots...
« on: July 28, 2020, 02:24:09 pm »
At least it wasn't YouTube or rt. You could have embarrassed yourself much more.

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: July 21, 2020, 07:46:14 pm »
Taco Bell is God warning you to act right.

After the franchise wars, all restaurants are now taco bell.

Is there a handy pie chart or something of dodgy money in London? Surely this could be made from harrods accounts./customer purchases list or something.

I'm guessing Russian cash still smaller than say, saudi. Would just be nice to know where the majority of the influences are coming from by scale. I'm also guessing US cash would not be insignificant.

I'm going to say yes, but Cain probably can provide a better explanation. When you look at the people who pushed it hardest, it's easy to see how much offshore cash and secret illegal accounts will have come into it. Take reeeee-moog. Not a shred of actual patriotism, much more concerned about how much money can be made from shorting the pound and keeping it all tax free.

Russia report finally out.

No questions answered as no one even bothered to ask questions. I'm guessing that's because the answers would be fucking obvious and rather unpalatable.

I'm actually impressed. To be this level of oblivious and willfully ignorant usually takes a serious brain injury but several successive tory governments have managed to shove rubles in their ears while singing "I can't hear you comrade". It turns out that flogging multi million pound London houses are more important than national security.

Expect photos of Johnson playing tennis with another oligarch by next weekend.

Naturally the Tory spin campaign is coming now, to find a way to blame Labour for Russia's election interference despite their own financial backers being implicated in the report while Labour...simply used a report which had already leaked and was openly available on the web.

Leaked by Russians, therefore labour must do more about antisemitism. That's the current logic, right?

Between this and the kicking vallance gave yesterday, it's going to get funnier. Did you catch his appearance? Was basically thrown kind questions to let him fully put the boot in. Someone's clearly not happy at being taken for a patsy for the past few months and is clearly looking at his future options. A good reference from dom is right out now. Hancock desperate to try and spin dates about lock down despite it kind of being obvious when it fucking happened.

By the end of the year, there's going to be conspiracy theories around that make the 5g nonsense look like serious science. At least we can kind of measure the scale, as you can probably correlate it with job losses and business closures, ergo poverty/hardship and more time to spend being publicly insane on social media.

With the office thing, it's fun to look at how many serviced offices there are across the UK. That's an entire sector quietly facing the wall with few having any interest in protecting them. And they know it. The donations better come in quick or there's going to be some hilarious situations come xmas or so. More than a few council/local gov services are in such places so beyond ridiculous rent hikes or unexpected relocations, or fuck it, just outright closures ahoy.

Grayling: so incompetent, he's lost a rigged election.

Fun ahoy next Friday.

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: July 10, 2020, 09:55:19 pm »
9 hour drive for a funeral. Duration - 20 mins.

While away, and right in the middle of it, junkenwife breaks her leg back at home. So that was a fun drive back.

Without the 12 person limit, she would have attended so at this point I'm holding Johnson and sturgeon jointly responsible for this entire shitshow.

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