Just a wave of the toes to you guys! Yes - I'm a member of the Foot Fetish Liberation Front! Hail Eris!
Quote from: Smillsoid on September 28, 2018, 01:55:11 AM
Just a wave of the toes to you guys! Yes - I'm a member of the Foot Fetish Liberation Front! Hail Eris!
You posted your intro in the wrong neighborhood, dude.
more like rong neighborhood, amiright?
You better follow that up with some pure gold, because I want to make a toe necklace.
Sorry for posting in the wrong section. Gruad confused me with a herring.
Quote from: Smillsoid on September 29, 2018, 04:31:14 PM
Sorry for posting in the wrong section.
I don't believe you are actually sorry. Say it again.
Quote from: Cain on September 30, 2018, 07:14:18 AM
Quote from: Smillsoid on September 29, 2018, 04:31:14 PM
Sorry for posting in the wrong section.
I don't believe you are actually sorry. Say it again.
He
says he's sorry, but he's grinning like he's gonna do it again.
All right. I'm not not not un-not not un-un-un-not un-sorry.
Quote from: Smillsoid on September 30, 2018, 08:52:13 PM
All right. I'm not not not un-not not un-un-un-not un-sorry.
What's your opinion of Miley Cyrus?
She's got nice feet.
Yes.
Hmmmm
Now, Smilesoil, the question here is whether you catch on, or get all manner of butthurt.
hi music guy
leading with the foot fetish thing is an interesting choice
no judgments from me about kinks, but like, its a weird choice for a first impression topic on a non-kink forum
if you need me, I'll be in my bunk, jamming it off to scat granny lemon parties
Well, I'm an incredibly weird person. *shrugs*
One might even say... outlandish?
Outlandish... yes, I like that!
Something about this exchange is decidedly unsettling. I think I'm going to go and stand behind several inches of steel plate.
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 02, 2018, 11:43:48 PM
Something about this exchange is decidedly unsettling. I think I'm going to go and stand behind several inches of steel plate.
You have good instincts, sir.
I do it for science.
Quote from: Smillsoid on October 02, 2018, 09:56:36 PM
Well, I'm an incredibly weird person. *shrugs*
We don't actually value "weird". Donald Trump Jr is weird as fuck and in fact has negative value.
We for the most part value the ability to
think. To see things as they really are, despite being stuck on a planet with 7.6 billion stupid primates. Despite BEING one of those primates.
Kicking in the door and spouting word salad at us has been done.
Outlandishly done. Since 2002. It's the same shit over and over again, some half-functional freak that is used to being the weirdest person in the room, but fails to consider that the room they are in is full of idiots.
So is this room. But we've been doing this a very long time, and we'd rather hear ideas than 23 SKIDDOO BLARG BLARG BLARG. We can get that on the damn teevee.
Take this for what it's worth, because you seem like a bright kid, but your deliberate weirdness is banal as fuck.
I'm not deliberately weird. I'm just me.
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 02, 2018, 11:43:48 PM
Something about this exchange is decidedly unsettling. I think I'm going to go and stand behind several inches of steel plate.
... and especially paraffin
Quote from: Smillsoid on October 09, 2018, 02:02:03 AM
I'm not deliberately weird. I'm just me.
It's all you've talked about.
You could talk about something else.
Quote from: Smillsoid on October 09, 2018, 02:02:03 AM
I'm not deliberately weird. I'm just me.
It's smacking of an "informed attribute" at this point.
Common reasons to claim you're weird:
1. You have impulse control problems, and want to frame this as an endearing trait.
2. You're actually a filthy normie, and need some way to feel special.
3. You're genuinely weird, and are warning people to stay away. Kind of like if you have tuberculosis.
As far as descriptive terms go, "weird" doesn't really say much about a person, anyway. Everybody's weird in some sense, normal in some sense, weird and normal in some sense, etc.
i was going to stay behind my steel plate but then someone coated it with paraffin
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 09, 2018, 02:24:43 PM
i was going to stay behind my steel plate but then someone coated it with paraffin
It was probably Hoops. He is a very rude man and has a Tim Horton's habit.
Common reasons to self-identify as weird.
4. It was a false positive: by induction of a whack detection/recognition system.
Also:
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/sheeple.png)
Quote from: LMNO on October 09, 2018, 07:39:29 PM
Also:
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/sheeple.png)
Very much this.
Everyone is weird. That's why weird is boring.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 09, 2018, 04:53:03 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 09, 2018, 02:24:43 PM
i was going to stay behind my steel plate but then someone coated it with paraffin
It was probably Hoops. He is a very rude man and has a Tim Horton's habit.
I gotta be me.
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 09, 2018, 02:24:43 PM
Common reasons to claim you're weird:
1. You have impulse control problems, and want to frame this as an endearing trait.
2. You're actually a filthy normie, and need some way to feel special.
3. You're genuinely weird, and are warning people to stay away. Kind of like if you have tuberculosis.
As far as descriptive terms go, "weird" doesn't really say much about a person, anyway. Everybody's weird in some sense, normal in some sense, weird and normal in some sense, etc.
i was going to stay behind my steel plate but then someone coated it with paraffin
I'm a mix of 1 and 3. 3 never works when it needs to, for whatever reason. 1 is just, always on...
But yeah, I get the whole "wanting people to think" deal. You don't have to come here to find people who actually think... though some of the members (eyes Howl, then Crammulus, then Cain) have some posts that are straight up gold. There's enough monkeys and typewriters out there to solve the meaning of existence, but only if you can wade through all the discarded paper and feces first, to find it, and read it.
Quote from: Fujikoma on April 11, 2019, 08:14:36 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 09, 2018, 02:24:43 PM
Common reasons to claim you're weird:
1. You have impulse control problems, and want to frame this as an endearing trait.
2. You're actually a filthy normie, and need some way to feel special.
3. You're genuinely weird, and are warning people to stay away. Kind of like if you have tuberculosis.
As far as descriptive terms go, "weird" doesn't really say much about a person, anyway. Everybody's weird in some sense, normal in some sense, weird and normal in some sense, etc.
i was going to stay behind my steel plate and fat burners (https://www.muscleandfitness.com/supplements/best-fat-burners-for-belly-fat/) but then someone coated it with paraffin
I'm a mix of 1 and 3. 3 never works when it needs to, for whatever reason. 1 is just, always on...
But yeah, I get the whole "wanting people to think" deal. You don't have to come here to find people who actually think... though some of the members (eyes Howl, then Crammulus, then Cain) have some posts that are straight up gold. There's enough monkeys and typewriters out there to solve the meaning of existence, but only if you can wade through all the discarded paper and feces first, to find it, and read it.
Feces? That's just vile mate. haha
Quote from: Hoopla! on October 02, 2018, 02:21:32 PM
Quote from: Smillsoid on October 02, 2018, 01:51:00 PM
She's got nice feet.
Oh yes?
But does she actually?
https://cdntattoofilter.com/tattoo/26492/l.jpg
Idk if feet are nsfw so i didnt directly paste it here, but, they seem average at best, and them having "Rolling $tones" tatood on them kinda is a put-off, and twice as much cause Kat Von D allegedly did the tattooing