... and if one of you spags who's a bit closer could just go falcon punch Mitt Romney for me, that would be awesome.
Alternatively, beat him over the head with a binder full of women.
That's illegal.
Yep. He's got Secret Service protection. I'd rather he just lose the election.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/millions-head-to-internet-to-figure-out-their-own,29948/
QuoteFollowing tonight's debate between President Barack Obama and Republican challenger Mitt Romney, millions of Americans took to the Internet to read the views and responses of others so that they themselves could ultimately figure out how they felt about the candidates' performances.
I'll tell you how you should feel: FUCKING ASHAMED.
That was a perfectly good 90 minutes that could have been spent wanking*, getting drunk or playing Call of Duty: Black Ops, completely wasted.
*No, not to the debate, you sick fuck.
Pretty much wht cain said. Even if i still watched tv on an actual tv i probably wouldnt have watched it anyway*
*i also had band practice which was more enjoyable anyway
Quote from: Cain on October 17, 2012, 02:02:47 PM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/millions-head-to-internet-to-figure-out-their-own,29948/
QuoteFollowing tonight's debate between President Barack Obama and Republican challenger Mitt Romney, millions of Americans took to the Internet to read the views and responses of others so that they themselves could ultimately figure out how they felt about the candidates' performances.
I'll tell you how you should feel: FUCKING ASHAMED.
That was a perfectly good 90 minutes that could have been spent wanking*, getting drunk or playing Call of Duty: Black Ops, completely wasted.
*No, not to the debate, you sick fuck.
Too late :argh!: :oops:
The debate: Short form.
"Talking point."
"That's not true. Talking point."
"Liar. Talking point."
"No, you."
"NO U."
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 17, 2012, 03:18:32 PM
The debate: Short form.
"Talking point."
"That's not true. Talking point."
"Liar. Talking point."
"No, you."
"NO U."
Moderator: "I will kill you and fuck the body."
Quote from: Cain on October 17, 2012, 02:02:47 PM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/millions-head-to-internet-to-figure-out-their-own,29948/
QuoteFollowing tonight's debate between President Barack Obama and Republican challenger Mitt Romney, millions of Americans took to the Internet to read the views and responses of others so that they themselves could ultimately figure out how they felt about the candidates' performances.
I'll tell you how you should feel: FUCKING ASHAMED.
That was a perfectly good 90 minutes that could have been spent wanking*, getting drunk or playing Call of Duty: Black Ops, completely wasted.
*No, not to the debate, you sick fuck.
Obviously the three above scenarios are meant to be simulanious.
I'm gonna watch it Friday night so I can get as wasted as I need to not scream at the screen want.
It's not really accurate to call these things a debate. Debates require follow up questions and opponents need to be able to ask each other direct questions to be debate. Both of those are explicitly prohibited. There needs to be a new descriptor.
"Misdirection"?
"Circus Sideshow"?
"90-Minute Hate"?
Sockpuppet Cabaret?
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 17, 2012, 03:21:27 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 17, 2012, 03:18:32 PM
The debate: Short form.
"Talking point."
"That's not true. Talking point."
"Liar. Talking point."
"No, you."
"NO U."
Moderator: "I will kill you and fuck the body."
Compared to Lehrer, she was almost Nigel-like. :lulz:
xpost for relevance:
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1715856/clips/BLAH.png)
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 17, 2012, 04:55:01 PM
"Misdirection"?
"Circus Sideshow"?
"90-Minute Hate"?
"Most Expensive Advertising Slot of this Financial Quarter"
I am so glad we played delta green instead.
So has Simon Cowel decided who's going through to the live semi final yet?
no ... wait ... shit - I've got my meaningless teevee talent shows mixed up again, I think I just voted Barack Obama for the next Bush Tucker Trial :oops:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 17, 2012, 07:41:22 PM
So has Simon Cowel decided who's going through to the live semi final yet?
no ... wait ... shit - I've got my meaningless teevee talent shows mixed up again, I think I just voted Barack Obama for the next Bush Tucker Trial :oops:
Suddenly, I really, really want Cowell to moderate.
Would watch. Seriously.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 17, 2012, 07:45:39 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 17, 2012, 07:41:22 PM
So has Simon Cowel decided who's going through to the live semi final yet?
no ... wait ... shit - I've got my meaningless teevee talent shows mixed up again, I think I just voted Barack Obama for the next Bush Tucker Trial :oops:
Suddenly, I really, really want Cowell to moderate.
Would watch. Seriously.
Holy shit. Seconded.
The only good result from the second debate is the existence of this:
(http://i.imgur.com/l0LAN.png)