Trip, Waffle, et al:
Give us back our drugs, dam you. You're hogging up all the brain damage, and our childrens are geting dummer. I demand that you ship over all the marij..mary...DRUGS that youv stolened from us, or it wont be pretty. Your frou frou army in it's Stratego uniforms prancing around is no match for our miletary....meletary...ARMY.
Hand em over, hippie. Or else.
yourse trully,
TGRR
I am usually not in favor of dragging Drug Drama all over, but this I will make an exception for. :lulz:
GIB US BAG ARE DRUGS.
YES GIB US DUBIE AND GOOBALLZ BACK
DON'T DO IT, THEY'RE ALL DELUDED AND UNAWARE OF THE DAMAGE THE DRUGS CAUSE THEIR LIVES!
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU GIVE THEM BACK THE DRUGS I'LL THROW THEM ALL IN JAIL!
DAMFUCKIN BELGYS USTA GET EVTHING TAEK TRANE CROSS BERDER LOOKIT PUSY IN WINDO SMOAK DOEP
HUR HUR MAASTRICHT
HUR HER GERT
GIMME DRUGS
You can tell they're brain damaged on account of they spend all day clomping around in wooden shoes in their Blue Boy outfits, eating cheese & fingering dikes.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2012, 02:25:58 AM
Trip, Waffle, et al:
Give us back our Roger's inflamed gonads, dam you. You're hogging up all the brain damage, and our childrens are geting dummer. I demand that you ship over all the marij..mary...Roger's inflamed gonads that youv stolened from us, or it wont be pretty. Your frou frou army in it's Stratego uniforms prancing around is no match for our miletary....meletary...ARMY.
Hand em over, hippie. Or else.
yourse trully,
TGRR
Duuude, just chill man. We didn't take any of that. We already have wild-growing magic mushrooms.
(True story. They're supposed to grow around here some place. I just have to find them. :argh!:)
Cowshit. At sunrise.
I believe people requested evidence of massive, wide-spread brain damage in Holland:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBEPaIJuYo0 (also goddamn GERMANS--srsly wtf you can't even find some of these sketches in their original Dutch anymore)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_eMHJHssoU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHgKfich6iw
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 22, 2012, 01:17:30 AM
I believe people requested evidence of massive, wide-spread brain damage in Holland:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBEPaIJuYo0 (also goddamn GERMANS--srsly wtf you can't even find some of these sketches in their original Dutch anymore)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_eMHJHssoU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHgKfich6iw
I don't understand these. :?
the first one is almost completely without text, and when they talk it's not that hard to imagine what they say (regardless of whether it's German or Dutch)
but then, it's taking the piss on some really braindead Dutch stereotypes ... does it help if I explain this is basically what Dutch trailer trash looks like? except they don't live in trailers. and we don't have Wal-Marts. but they're genetically equivalent, nonetheless. and while they would probably IRL actually also listen to ICP, it's more fun to use our terrible home-grown happy hardcore DJ Paul Elstak poop.
NEVER!
MY ROGER'S GONADS WILL STAY MY ROGER'S GONADS :argh!:
I can't say that I'm surprised, given the hair styles, but I thought that was just a Dutch/German thing.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on June 22, 2012, 01:50:02 AM
NEVER!
MY ROGER'S GONADS WILL STAY MY ROGER'S GONADS :argh!:
'zactly. I don't recall his Will saying anything about "... oh and also, fucking wait until I'm fucking dead, you greedy bastards!!! UNNNNNNNG!".
And if it did, it must have been outside the TLDR part.
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on June 20, 2012, 11:26:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2012, 02:25:58 AM
Trip, Waffle, et al:
Give us back our Roger's inflamed gonads, dam you. You're hogging up all the brain damage, and our childrens are geting dummer. I demand that you ship over all the marij..mary...Roger's inflamed gonads that youv stolened from us, or it wont be pretty. Your frou frou army in it's Stratego uniforms prancing around is no match for our miletary....meletary...ARMY.
Hand em over, hippie. Or else.
yourse trully,
TGRR
Duuude, just chill man. We didn't take any of that. We already have wild-growing magic mushrooms.
(True story. They're supposed to grow around here some place. I just have to find them. :argh!:)
Check the graveyard in the autumn, after the first frost night. Should be a lot of them then.
Waffles,
Mushroom picker.
I guess you guys have different ones, ours grow in cowshit. Do you get the pretty ones with the spots? :)
Why the graveyard?
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 22, 2012, 03:08:41 AM
I guess you guys have different ones, ours grow in cowshit. Do you get the pretty ones with the spots? :)
Why the graveyard?
These are small and ugly and quite... umm.. musty.
They do grow in grass fields as well, but for some reason graveyards have them aplenty in the autumn. I have no idea why, though.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on June 22, 2012, 03:35:58 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 22, 2012, 03:08:41 AM
I guess you guys have different ones, ours grow in cowshit. Do you get the pretty ones with the spots? :)
Why the graveyard?
These are small and ugly and quite... umm.. musty.
They do grow in grass fields as well, but for some reason graveyards have them aplenty in the autumn. I have no idea why, though.
Maybe it's something to do with all the digging.
Whatever it is, it sounds like consecrated ground there has actual HOLIES
(TM) in it. Ours just has squirrels, used condoms, and occasionally, winos. :lol:
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 22, 2012, 01:26:22 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 22, 2012, 01:17:30 AM
I believe people requested evidence of massive, wide-spread brain damage in Holland:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBEPaIJuYo0 (also goddamn GERMANS--srsly wtf you can't even find some of these sketches in their original Dutch anymore)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_eMHJHssoU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHgKfich6iw
I don't understand these. :?
That's because they're speaking German.
Actually only the first. The other two are in Dutch (Southern dialect, to be exact). But I kinda hoped the images would be enough, apparently it's kind of hard to predict whether it makes sense if you can't understand the language. Also it turns out that I severely underestimated the amount of Dutch cultural memes. Just think "LOL stupid antisocial people" and you got most of it.
On a related note, I recently watched the movie Iron Sky. It is about Space Nazis from the Dark Side of the Moon that are about to invade the Earth while a Sarah Palin parody is the US president and campaigning for her second term. Needless to say, highly recommend.
(The movie is half German spoken, half English spoken. Unfortunately I caught the version with the English parts subtitled in German, instead of the other way around. This was very confusing, my German is okay for IRL conversations but not nearly as fluent as my English, and I missed a lot, so I'm going to see it again with the German parts subbed)
Anyway, one particular scene I had to think about. You know how German speaking people can't quite enjoy those Der Untergang Hitler subtitle parodies on Youtube, because they can't help hearing and understanding the actual German words?
Well, expect them to get back at you native English speakers, because they got a hilarious version of that scene in Iron Sky:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D35tR_cR0ww
There's bound to be popping up revenge-parodies with German subs all over the place soon :D
AAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Awesome, that scene is a perfect match!