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cannonizing the uber protestant seems like a waste of time. he'd only call you an idolatrous & papist whore.

waste of party balloons if you ask me.

time and patience.

the magic words.

*sigh*

unfortunately, non-violence has never successfully effected any serious change on the dominant paradigm.

neither has pies or cookies.

are you sure about never? the freedom riders? MLK? Ghandi? international sactions vs. Apartheid?

the Suffragettes were largely non-violent (apart from that racehorse collision but otherwise content to chain themself to stuff)

successfully tested but sadly underfunded & ignored programs whereby innercity kids are involved in sports resulting in significant reductions in local crime (until the programs got canned)

likewise literacy & education programs in prisons helping in successful rehabilitations (again another concept that is largely ignored)

and while things are far from perfect in the UK, the 'troubles' in N.Ireland have not been at anything like the levels they were in the 70s & 80s. i remember the early 80s and seeing shit get blown up pretty much every week either in Ulster or on the mainland. cease-fire anyone?

no. i'm not a pacifist either. i support self defense et al. but to suggest that non-violence never has any effect is a bit lazy (sorry turd - just sayin')

"i told you i was sick!" - spike milligan

One of my friend's cousin's brother's girlfriend's dad knows this guy who works for DHS. Other strategies they've been working on:

  Exploding Korans (variation on the kill Castro with exploding cigar plan)
  Asking them really nicely to stop it.
  Tickling

shh...this is really classified stuff!

Id like to see Al-Qaeda members throw themselves off cliffs on someones command.

Then what you need is a brass Al-Qaeda member.

*rimshot*

actually, asking Al-Qaeda members to throw themselves off of cliffs is the new strategy in the War On Terror (tm).

   DHS: No more jihad for you mister! The game is up! Either accept our democracy-lite or hurl yourself from this cliff!
   AlQ: Err...no. I don't think so...<kaboom>

PS Suicide bombers....all they want is a hug

oh the tension mounts!
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(mal locates bunny but must rescue her from elmer fudd)

<mangrove peers down from the safety of the observation deck, his faith resting in the bullet & blood-smear proof glass>

Dr Seuss. Total mind fuck. No, seriously. When you go from drawing anti-nazi cartoons to cat in a hat? Mindfuck.

its about the darker side of life

 sings: always look on the dark side of life....de doo...de doo be do be doo...etc

you possible paedophile, you!

here you go michael, here's your new cellmate....grossberger.

alternatively, you can see tony blair and visit the axis of complicity & stupidity.


<gives up politics>....<goes back to cleaning glasses>

or do you think she meant that it was wicked (evil!), cool(not hot) mosque (centre of non-christian, non-neo-con activity)?   (SATIRE)

 nahh....still can't do it. sorry guys....i'm just a lame-o liberal with a foam rubber schnozz.

  i wish i had relatives that lived somewhere interesting....rather than just down the road, which is really quite dull....<sigh>

iran? you vactioned in the axis of evil???????  


nahh...can't do it. i tried to be all neo-con there. it's not going to work out....this mangrove will return to being a regularly scheduled asshat.

<gives both Mal & LMNO their envelopes>  Friday is pay day!!

You guys rock...<worrying management hug>