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HFLS is too ill to get out of bed and post, so he asked me to say that if he bought it, he'd take a hammer and smash it. And at least that guy who glues diamonds onto skulls makes things you can keep!

I went to do the laundry today and the only place open was the crap laundromat across the street from us. Only it's not crap anymore.......sometime in the past week or so, the owner has repaired all the broken machines, fixed the air conditioning and the change machines, and turned what used to be an arcade room full of broken games into a combination waiting room/mini mart/taco stand. With hot pink furniture, a doll house, pinatas, and homemade tamales. Laundry hell has turned into laundry heaven. wow, good one, Eris.

Liam's cat just went on a rampage. He tried to tear the curtains down (again!) then ran across the bookshelves, causing an avalanche of books and cd's to rain down upon the lid of the fish tank. And right in the middle of all the mess was the insurance document I'd been looking for all week.

Yeah, we can get you guys a very decent rate at this beautiful old hotel right smack downtown on Van Ness.

http://www.theopalsf.com/index.cfm

It's close to Fisherman's wharf, Chinatown, Japantown, about a million bars, and the best barbeque joint in the city is right across the street.

http://divefood.blogspot.com/2006/04/tommys-joynt.html

Okay, so HFLS asked me to try this last night and I foolishly agreed.
So far, the results are triplefold:

1. There's a huge ass rainstorm outside and it looks like the drought is officially over now!

2. The last three clients who tried to call me are stuck in semi-permanent busy mode, and so is my work listing. This means I can go take a nap with no guilt involved.

3. WTF? Day of Discord, San Francisco is happening? And it's happening on 5/23?


Most women get flowers and prezzies on their first wedding anniversary.
I get drunken Discordians. 

when all the bits have landed, and I've give him a respray and re-wired his little head I'll post pics

yeah. the moral o this story is:

NEVAR LET YER HUSBAND NEAR EBAY WHEN PISSED :d

Noted for future reference.   

The dish looks even prettier in real life.

And I guarantee these chocolates would do the trick. I have have to nibble very carefully, or else I get dizzy and then fall asleep hours before bedtime.

I bet it would also work with chicken filets, as well. I'm going to give it a shot later this week.

Good idea - I'll change river cobbler to tailapia and send her the recipe.

I don't think we can get that fish in the US, but I'm so stealing this recipe for my sister! She loves fish and is always looking for new recipes. Thanks

I never took cocaine.  One Erowid entry described it as "a feeling of godlike confidence", and that just sounded.. well, lame, to me.

lame but tru.

Coke turns me into an opinionated monster on legs that will not STFU and is sweaty, drooly and makes me feels like a Supersayan crossed with the wit of Oscar Wilde, the ingenuity of MacGuyver, the feeling that everything I ever do, have done or will ever do is SO RIGHT and anything that YOU have ever done will never measure up to my AWESOME, much how Captain Kirk must feel all day, every day, while in actuality being a gibbering wreck, spouting broken biscuits into the night, with a mild nosebleed, lack of sexual prowess, random pukes and powder 'tache.

LAEM.

not touched the shit since 2007.

used to have one HELL of a problem.

Stick to the booze, honey. It turns you into an opinionated sweetheart of a man who will not STFU.

Ballpipe.

man this is the funnest thing I've seen in a while. Straight in with a Goddard and on from there with lols.

It's real! I woke from a deep sleep to the sound of "My Jew balls are going to kick the crap out of your Christian balls!", decided it was all a horrible dream, and went back to sleep. 

I like the dark chocolates a teeny bit better than the white chocolates. It might be the green color that does it, I dunno.

Soo not eating that, HFLS!   

Masters of War by Bob Dylan