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HAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: For some reason, the first one is my favorite.
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WTF! WTF!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
That's just genius.
that's brilliant fucking marketing, that is.
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Oh my. :lulz:
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 04, 2014, 02:28:02 AM
Oh my. :lulz:
It's like I fell through a wormhole and everything is DUMB. The GOP is gonna take the senate, someone's stealing silverware from single mothers, and advertisers are DELIBERATELY FUCKING WITH ME.
Wait wait wait I have an image for this...
(https://funstuffpeoplesendme.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/dumbrella.jpg)
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 04, 2014, 02:58:01 AM
Wait wait wait I have an image for this...
(https://funstuffpeoplesendme.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/dumbrella.jpg)
I don't have a dumbrella. I am woefully unprepared, and I have nobody to blame but myself.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2014, 07:58:24 PM
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I spied this one in Colby, Kansas--Jesus the wheat hippie:
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Do you have to sacrifice people to him to make the crops grow? :eek:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 05, 2014, 05:39:48 PM
Do you have to sacrifice people to him to make the crops grow? :eek:
What the pic doesn't show is the swarms and swarms of biting flies churning around ground level. No sacrifice. Wheat-Hippie-Jesus takes what's his!
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on November 05, 2014, 05:57:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 05, 2014, 05:39:48 PM
Do you have to sacrifice people to him to make the crops grow? :eek:
What the pic doesn't show is the swarms and swarms of biting flies churning around ground level. No sacrifice. Wheat-Hippie-Jesus takes what's his!
WHJ is terrifying. :eek:
That thing raises so many questions, I don;t even know where to start.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 05, 2014, 05:39:48 PM
Do you have to sacrifice people to him to make the crops grow? :eek:
WHJ is not only the best thing since sliced bread, he IS the sliced bread.
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 05, 2014, 08:25:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 05, 2014, 05:39:48 PM
Do you have to sacrifice people to him to make the crops grow? :eek:
WHJ is not only the best thing since sliced bread, he IS the sliced bread.
:argh!: :lulz:
It just makes me think o/' Big butter Jesus, sweet cream Jesus, Country Fresh Jesus, Oleo Lord. o/'
The Lord of the Field is strikingly Old World pagan.
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Still, in certain contexts, valid advice.
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"Chicken flavor"
I'm so alone.
That's just... wow. :eek:
Quote from: Demolition Squid on November 25, 2014, 08:23:41 PM
That's just... wow. :eek:
This sort of thing is better evidence than the last election that the world is insane.
IT MAKES NO SENSE.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 25, 2014, 08:25:43 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on November 25, 2014, 08:23:41 PM
That's just... wow. :eek:
This sort of thing is better evidence than the last election that the world is insane.
IT MAKES NO SENSE.
It's beginning to seem like definitive proof that a god of some sort exists. A god who hates our fucking guts.
Quote from: Hoopla on November 25, 2014, 08:26:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 25, 2014, 08:25:43 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on November 25, 2014, 08:23:41 PM
That's just... wow. :eek:
This sort of thing is better evidence than the last election that the world is insane.
IT MAKES NO SENSE.
It's beginning to seem like definitive proof that a god of some sort exists. A god who hates our fucking guts.
I've been saying that since 2002. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 25, 2014, 08:29:15 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 25, 2014, 08:26:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 25, 2014, 08:25:43 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on November 25, 2014, 08:23:41 PM
That's just... wow. :eek:
This sort of thing is better evidence than the last election that the world is insane.
IT MAKES NO SENSE.
It's beginning to seem like definitive proof that a god of some sort exists. A god who hates our fucking guts.
I've been saying that since 2002. :lulz:
This is why you are my personal Holy Man. I just learn real slow like.
What's the problem? It's just Vegetarian Ham chicken. Tastes like pork, made from turkey.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 25, 2014, 08:07:49 PM
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"Chicken flavor"
I'm so alone.
:lulz: I have seen that in person. In fact, one of my housemates used to buy it.
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 25, 2014, 08:31:31 PM
What's the problem? It's just Vegetarian Ham chicken. Tastes like pork, made from turkey.
Makes sense; turkeys are basically vegetables.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 26, 2014, 03:12:44 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 25, 2014, 08:31:31 PM
What's the problem? It's just Vegetarian Ham chicken. Tastes like pork, made from turkey.
Makes sense; turkeys are basically vegetables.
These kinds of posts are why I can never leave PD.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
:lol:
(http://www.abovetheaether.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/jesus_light_switch.jpg)
NOT ONLY DID SOME DUMBFUCK THINK THIS UP, SOME OTHER DUMBFUCK APPROVED IT.
I am so alone.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 03, 2014, 03:47:15 PM
(http://www.abovetheaether.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/jesus_light_switch.jpg)
NOT ONLY DID SOME DUMBFUCK THINK THIS UP, SOME OTHER DUMBFUCK APPROVED IT.
I am so alone.
You can tell they saw the problem, too, because they put Jesus behind the switchplate rather than in front where his arms clearly indicate he should be.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 03, 2014, 03:52:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 03, 2014, 03:47:15 PM
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NOT ONLY DID SOME DUMBFUCK THINK THIS UP, SOME OTHER DUMBFUCK APPROVED IT.
I am so alone.
You can tell they saw the problem, too, because they put Jesus behind the switchplate rather than in front where his arms clearly indicate he should be.
JESUS GLORY HOLE.
STOP. JUST STOP.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 03, 2014, 03:47:15 PM
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NOT ONLY DID SOME DUMBFUCK THINK THIS UP, SOME OTHER DUMBFUCK APPROVED IT.
I am so alone.
AND I THINK TO MYSELF, WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 03, 2014, 03:52:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 03, 2014, 03:47:15 PM
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NOT ONLY DID SOME DUMBFUCK THINK THIS UP, SOME OTHER DUMBFUCK APPROVED IT.
I am so alone.
You can tell they saw the problem, too, because they put Jesus behind the switchplate rather than in front where his arms clearly indicate he should be.
Thus inventing the pedophile Jesus glory hole.
I'd fap to it.
P3nt would fap to it.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 14, 2014, 04:44:30 AM
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I'd buy it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 14, 2014, 04:44:30 AM
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Oh HELL yeah.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 22, 2014, 02:34:50 PM
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I just what what WHAT
!
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:crankey:
i dunno what you're talking about. That's quality advertising right there :D
:lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 26, 2014, 06:32:03 AM
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:crankey:
Oh. My. :lulz:
Dok, you just can't make this shit up.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 06, 2015, 07:46:35 PM
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Wait.
Wait, guys I didn't get my December 32nd.
What happened to my December 32nd, guys? Where is it?
...guys? :sad:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 06, 2015, 07:46:35 PM
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:lulz: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 06, 2015, 08:09:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 06, 2015, 07:46:35 PM
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Wait.
Wait, guys I didn't get my December 32nd.
What happened to my December 32nd, guys? Where is it?
...guys? :sad:
December 32 2014I don't know what happened. Today I woke up, expecting it to be a new year and it just wasn't. I sat up this morning, rubbing my eyes and trying to convince myself I was awake, reached for my phone to see if I'd missed anything while asleep and there it was, December 32 2014.
There was a brief segment about it on the morning news, barely more than a passing nod to the year's failure to end and a little giggle for a joke about how children born today are going to have a hell of a time figuring out when their birthday is next year. I guess it's an extra day of holiday as I'm due back at work Jan 5th. Must be like a leap-year thing. Guess we'll see what happens tomorrow.
December 33 2014I guess we need more than a day to sort this thing out. I talked to Ben from work and he said he was at a New Years party on the 31st and found the countdown really awkward. Everyone went through the usual rigmarole of starting at ten and working their way down but everyone started to look around uncomfortably as they reached three... two... Ben says a couple of people left the room at this point, everyone knew something was up. One... followed by an even split of people leaving the party to go home and people emptying their vessels and starting on a new one.
Oh, and the eggs have expired.
December 35 2014Ben called and said he'd spoken to the boss. We're still on track to start work Jan 5th and not a day before. Can't go messing with client bookings when we're not sure how many days notice we're giving them of the change, he said, so looks like I'm staying at home watching Christmas reruns on the telly. Apparently you're allowed to keep playing those until the end of December.
It was either that or starting a story about EGGS THAT NEVER EXPIRE :eek:
Who said stop?
Nobody. Figured I'd add some commentary while I decided whether I liked the direction.
Well, I for one, am very interested to know what's going to be going on around 40th December. I'd bet shit's getting strange by then.
I love the throw away bit, "The eggs have expired."
Paes you are on FIRE.
Best possible follow-up. :lulz:
December 36 2014Today I received an envelope postmarked December 53. While my rational mind tells me that I am the victim of a fairly mild prank - and this is certainly the sort of thing I would expect from Ben or in fact any of my other colleagues -, I must admit here, to myself, that I am somewhat shaken. I cannot tell what has my nerves so rattled. It should not be the date. Even were this situation to continue for so many days, nobody seems particularly concerned; we are all certain that the powers that be have the matter in hand. Nor should it be the content of the letter, which reads to me as equal parts triviality and nonsense. On a scrap of notepaper, a joint shopping and todo list with some small commentary and some absently added geometric doodles.
Quotemilk, eggs, bread, tp, eggs
important
remember to call marv and ask about causality leakage b/c otherwise we'll be doing this forever
don't forget the eggs they are ESSENTIAL
sorry to do this to you
Triviality and nonsense but it has me rattled. I'm sure it will pass. Otherwise life continues as usual. What's going to happen to the pay cycle is unclear but I've savings enough to draw on for some time, so long as I replace them as soon as cashflow resumes. Less seriously, I am uncertain what to do with grocery items due to expire in early January! Until now I've been winging it but I'll need to determine a system sooner or later. Here's hoping things are resolved before it comes to that.
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
riffriffriffriffriffriffriffriffriffriffriffriffriffriffriffriffriffriffriff
Seriously, somebody riff, I have no grand scheme for this thing :lol:
December 37 2014
The news is airing some alarmist bullshit about birth and death statistics. Irresponsible, if you ask me. They keep telling everyone to stay calm but it comes out like a shriek, like an incompetent Aunt making the baby cry. They don't even have a reasonable argument. There have been plenty of births and deaths since the 31st. Who cares about C-sections and violence?
Paes owns internet. :lulz:
December 38 2014
I can't find Paul. I called Cheryl about it and she said he's been around. She put him on the phone and everything but it was just a bunch of static. I told him to meet me down at the Corner Cafe at noon for lunch, if he could hear me. I sat at a little table by the window and waited for him a half hour or so before I finally ordered my club sandwich. The waitress was acting funny. She kept saying "y'all" and pausing a while, like she was expecting something, then looking confused and embarrassed. Paul never showed up. I can't help but think back to about a week ago. "See ya next year!" he said. The sandwich was alright.
I like where this is headed.
December 39 2014
There was a jumper on the bridge today. Girl, maybe a teenager, it was hard to tell. I don't normally walk that way but I was wandering and there she was. There was a crowd around her already, I didn't want to get in the way. I tried to stop by the bank but they were closed. I don't know why I thought they'd be open, most places are closed. Just retail and food places, and you can tell the people working there aren't happy about being called in. I called up Ben and asked if he thought we'd get paid for the down time. He tells me "it's only been eleven days, calm down," and the phone cuts out. He must have been mistaken, it's been eight days.
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:crankey:
I'd like to believe this lead to an avalanche of people paying for gas in checks
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T EVEN EXCEPT WHATEVER.
WHICH REMINDS ME
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My FaceBook feed is weird.
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UUUNNNNNNNGH
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 28, 2015, 06:42:59 AM
WHICH REMINDS ME
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That answers THAT!
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 05, 2015, 03:45:10 AM
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:lol: Why. How can they not know?
They know.
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There's something off about that road and how it appears to be swallowing the truck.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 10, 2015, 03:53:06 AM
There's something off about that road and how it appears to be swallowing the truck.
What, you don't have carniverous roads out East?
BUTT DRUGS
FINALLY, CONCLUSIVE PROOF OF BUTT-PHARMING!
One stop Jenkem suppliers.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2015, 04:00:19 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 10, 2015, 03:53:06 AM
There's something off about that road and how it appears to be swallowing the truck.
What, you don't have carniverous roads out East?
:crankey:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2015, 02:19:53 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 10, 2015, 01:04:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2015, 04:00:19 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 10, 2015, 03:53:06 AM
There's something off about that road and how it appears to be swallowing the truck.
What, you don't have carniverous roads out East?
:crankey:
Did I write that? :sad:
:lulz:
I thought it was just me posting while tired, but I really can't figure out what's up with that road. The crosswalk disappears halfway through the street, there's a hard line of black and grey, dry and wet. The store facade has a strip of darker brick at the bottom that disappears at the point the road changes.
I mean, I know it's shoop but why is this shoop disturbing me so. IT'S WRONG. IT'S SO VERY WRONG.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 10, 2015, 02:29:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2015, 02:19:53 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 10, 2015, 01:04:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2015, 04:00:19 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 10, 2015, 03:53:06 AM
There's something off about that road and how it appears to be swallowing the truck.
What, you don't have carniverous roads out East?
:crankey:
Did I write that? :sad:
:lulz:
I thought it was just me posting while tired, but I really can't figure out what's up with that road. The crosswalk disappears halfway through the street, there's a hard line of black and grey, dry and wet. The store facade has a strip of darker brick at the bottom that disappears at the point the road changes.
I mean, I know it's shoop but why is this shoop disturbing me so. IT'S WRONG. IT'S SO VERY WRONG.
I was talking about my spelling. I AM SO ASHAMED. :cry:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 10, 2015, 02:29:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2015, 02:19:53 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 10, 2015, 01:04:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2015, 04:00:19 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 10, 2015, 03:53:06 AM
There's something off about that road and how it appears to be swallowing the truck.
What, you don't have carniverous roads out East?
:crankey:
Did I write that? :sad:
:lulz:
I thought it was just me posting while tired, but I really can't figure out what's up with that road. The crosswalk disappears halfway through the street, there's a hard line of black and grey, dry and wet. The store facade has a strip of darker brick at the bottom that disappears at the point the road changes.
I mean, I know it's shoop but why is this shoop disturbing me so. IT'S WRONG. IT'S SO VERY WRONG.
Not a shoop, a composite image from a Google cam, probably taken on two different days. If you spend enough time in Google Street View you see a lot of these.
Butt Drugs is real. So very real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYdF0zcuSI
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 10, 2015, 04:09:18 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 10, 2015, 02:29:18 PM
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Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 10, 2015, 01:04:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2015, 04:00:19 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 10, 2015, 03:53:06 AM
There's something off about that road and how it appears to be swallowing the truck.
What, you don't have carniverous roads out East?
:crankey:
Did I write that? :sad:
:lulz:
I thought it was just me posting while tired, but I really can't figure out what's up with that road. The crosswalk disappears halfway through the street, there's a hard line of black and grey, dry and wet. The store facade has a strip of darker brick at the bottom that disappears at the point the road changes.
I mean, I know it's shoop but why is this shoop disturbing me so. IT'S WRONG. IT'S SO VERY WRONG.
Not a shoop, a composite image from a Google cam, probably taken on two different days. If you spend enough time in Google Street View you see a lot of these.
Butt Drugs is real. So very real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYdF0zcuSI
Good to know, thanks!
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 11, 2015, 12:14:21 AM
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Hahaha look at that stupid idiot and his triangular neck. MORON.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/91/Burnside_Fountain_-_Worcester%2C_MA_-_DSC05765.jpg/640px-Burnside_Fountain_-_Worcester%2C_MA_-_DSC05765.jpg
Quote from: Richter on February 11, 2015, 02:02:17 AM
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Turtlefuckers. :crankey:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 11, 2015, 12:14:21 AM
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Well you know, I wasn't GOING to. But.
Quote from: Richter on February 11, 2015, 02:02:17 AM
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Well now, that shit DIDN'T turn me on, but sculpture porn. Maybe I should sue.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1795494_10152903288056773_4135865916926444241_n.jpg?oh=76053166a672307be190530a2d2d99d3&oe=554E05DA&__gda__=1431443850_e8ce608fdf22f0c070d8e248f2d9e856)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 11, 2015, 12:14:21 AM
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I'm wondering what the hell happen to make these guys put that warning label on there.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2015, 07:39:38 PM
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :horrormirth:
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 24, 2015, 12:45:58 AM
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No no no no no WHAT??? How did THAT make it past business name registration? :lulz:
Eighteenth Moon, Third Quarter of the Snows, the Year of December three thousand two hundred and Fifty two
I rise from bed and dress.
Before I leave my quarters, I kneel on the hard sandstone floor and praise the Eighth Sigil adorning my door, offering my morning repetitions.
"Many days hath December,
No other can we remember.
Still we recall the fifty-third day,
our failure then, and why we pray.
Kneeling and reverential,
We forgot the eggs, they were essential."
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 24, 2015, 01:17:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 24, 2015, 12:45:58 AM
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No no no no no WHAT??? How did THAT make it past business name registration? :lulz:
Maybe it's the guy's NAME.
Quote from: Pæs on February 24, 2015, 02:34:41 AM
Eighteenth Moon, Third Quarter of the Snows, the Year of December three thousand two hundred and Fifty two
I rise from bed and dress.
Before I leave my quarters, I kneel on the hard sandstone floor and praise the Eighth Sigil adorning my door, offering my morning repetitions.
"Many days hath December,
No other can we remember.
Still we recall the fifty-third day,
our failure then, and why we pray.
Kneeling and reverential,
We forgot the eggs, they were essential."
:lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 24, 2015, 03:14:36 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 24, 2015, 01:17:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 24, 2015, 12:45:58 AM
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No no no no no WHAT??? How did THAT make it past business name registration? :lulz:
Maybe it's the guy's NAME.
:horrormirth:
(http://i.imgur.com/ZkQyOs1.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2015, 04:34:02 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZkQyOs1.jpg)
Just :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
I tried to piece out the text below the pic. Sounds like Glory Hole is the name of a shelter. Who da fuk names a shelter Glory Hole? Bound for Glory I get, but bound for Glory Hole?
:horrormirth:
Father Blue there is in no way being extra creepy by using some poor plant to spread his 'holy' water.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2015, 04:34:02 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZkQyOs1.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: WHAT?????
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 10, 2015, 07:49:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2015, 04:34:02 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZkQyOs1.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: WHAT?????
IT'S ALL THE FUTURE I EVER NEEDED. AND THEN SOME.
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[requia]
Actually, broccoli rabe is/was commonly also known as broccoli rape.
[/requia]
NOT AN ISOLATED INCIDENT
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It's true! It's a member of the turnip family, brassica rapa, and is also called rampion, which you may remember the pregnant mother from Rapunzel craving. Rapunzel is yet another name for it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2015, 02:41:55 PM
NOT AN ISOLATED INCIDENT
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Is that the same place?
It reeks of Canada.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 02:57:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2015, 02:41:55 PM
NOT AN ISOLATED INCIDENT
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Is that the same place?
It reeks of Canada.
No, it's the UK. You can tell from the misery leaking out of the masonry.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2015, 04:43:04 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 02:57:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2015, 02:41:55 PM
NOT AN ISOLATED INCIDENT
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Is that the same place?
It reeks of Canada.
No, it's the UK. You can tell from the misery leaking out of the masonry.
That and the sign has a tyop.
:p
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on March 13, 2015, 06:12:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2015, 04:43:04 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 02:57:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2015, 02:41:55 PM
NOT AN ISOLATED INCIDENT
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Is that the same place?
It reeks of Canada.
No, it's the UK. You can tell from the misery leaking out of the masonry.
That and the sign has a tyop.
:p
If it wasn't for the tyops we couldn't communicate at lla
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2015, 04:43:04 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 02:57:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2015, 02:41:55 PM
NOT AN ISOLATED INCIDENT
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Is that the same place?
It reeks of Canada.
No, it's the UK. You can tell from the misery leaking out of the masonry.
:lulz:
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on March 13, 2015, 06:12:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2015, 04:43:04 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 02:57:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2015, 02:41:55 PM
NOT AN ISOLATED INCIDENT
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Is that the same place?
It reeks of Canada.
No, it's the UK. You can tell from the misery leaking out of the masonry.
That and the sign has a tyop.
:p
I've heard that some of those Canuckistaners spell things funny too, out of some perverse misplaced loyalty to the inbred fuckers who left them in those frozen wastelands to die.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 07:35:57 PM
I've heard that some of those Canuckistaners spell things funny too, out of some perverse misplaced loyalty to the inbred fuckers who left them in those frozen wastelands to die.
I don't base my spelling on that of a former iron curtain nation.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2015, 07:43:39 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 07:35:57 PM
I've heard that some of those Canuckistaners spell things funny too, out of some perverse misplaced loyalty to the inbred fuckers who left them in those frozen wastelands to die.
I don't base my spelling on that of a former iron curtain nation.
Good man. Not like the rest of your former countrymen. I've heard that some of them even speak
French.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 07:50:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2015, 07:43:39 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2015, 07:35:57 PM
I've heard that some of those Canuckistaners spell things funny too, out of some perverse misplaced loyalty to the inbred fuckers who left them in those frozen wastelands to die.
I don't base my spelling on that of a former iron curtain nation.
Good man. Not like the rest of your former countrymen. I've heard that some of them even speak French.
Yeah, that's the single-helix set.
DOES NOBODY STOP - EVEN FOR A MOMENT - AND THING ABOUT SHIT?
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2015, 07:34:18 PM
DOES NOBODY STOP - EVEN FOR A MOMENT - AND THING ABOUT SHIT?
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:eek:
Apparently not often.
You know there's also a safety issue here. What if you're so lost in you moment with life sized plaster Jesus that you forget that his healing hands are over your head when you stand up? How do you press a liability case against the divine?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2015, 07:34:18 PM
DOES NOBODY STOP - EVEN FOR A MOMENT - AND THING ABOUT SHIT?
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:lulz:
No. They don't.
(http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt112/ausador/1209421267938_jpg_5Broflposters_com.jpg)
and one more truth
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I know some snake owners who would kill for that much mice at that price.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 24, 2015, 01:43:16 AM
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But what if it's open in an unending Lovecraftian scream? :hm:
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on March 24, 2015, 03:15:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 24, 2015, 01:43:16 AM
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But what if it's open in an unending Lovecraftian scream? :hm:
Then welcome to
EVERY
DAY
OF
MY
LIFE.
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(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/250x250/60599674.jpg)
Libety would be a great drag queen stage name.
Calling it now: "Libety Belle" is my new drag name.
Performing These Boots Are Made For Walkin'
Quote from: Prince-of-Plots on March 26, 2015, 05:27:00 PM
Performing These Boots Are Made For Walkin'
"(Eurodance Remix)"
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 20, 2015, 08:12:10 PM
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:lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2015, 04:14:41 PM
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I CAN'T EVEN TELL WHAT THEY WERE TRYING TO SAY.
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:lulz:
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:lulz: I am beginning to think that some of these are the result of disgruntled, underpaid employees saying FUCK IT.
(https://i.warosu.org/data/ck/img/0046/70/1375059861074.jpg)
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 23, 2015, 06:22:20 AM
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:lulz:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkZqqJzCYAA3MHU.jpg)
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 23, 2015, 06:22:20 AM
(https://i.warosu.org/data/ck/img/0046/70/1375059861074.jpg)
http://www.kelownanow.com/news/news/National_News/15/04/21/Town_of_Tisdale_Considers_Changing_Its_Slogan
Was wondering the story behind it. Had to google.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 27, 2015, 06:44:03 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkZqqJzCYAA3MHU.jpg)
:lulz:
BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED:
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YES THEY ARE, SVETLANA. YES, THEY ARE. :lulz:
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(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rapes-you-van.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 18, 2015, 09:27:07 PM
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rapes-you-van.jpg)
:facepalm:
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I've had that. It's not bad, actually.
The thought crossed my mind to put a package into the rotary vending machine at work, but I wussed out.
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I am told this is real.
ETA: Is real.
http://www.yellowpages.com/fayetteville-nc/camel-tow
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 12, 2015, 03:27:01 AM
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I am told this is real.
ETA: Is real.
http://www.yellowpages.com/fayetteville-nc/camel-tow
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Keep it classy, Fayetteville.
(My grandmother was from there, BTW.)
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Quote from: President Television on June 12, 2015, 07:33:13 PM
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Put down the girl and come out with your tentacles up!
:lulz:
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Hold on, that one makes complete sense.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 16, 2015, 05:23:56 AM
Hold on, that one makes complete sense.
I didn't expect them to say it out loud.
I feel as if I'm standing on my head.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 16, 2015, 03:17:53 AM
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PERFECT.
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MISS AMERICA WAS NOT AVAILABLE FOR COMMENT.
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Oh, Goddammit.
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Arkansas man complains the NBC logo was changed to rainbow colors because of the gays, freaks out. (http://www.queerty.com/arkansas-man-freaks-out-at-nbc-rainbow-logo-but-the-joke-is-on-him-20150629?utm_source=bb82&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nbcrainbow&ts_pid=2)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 02, 2015, 05:22:58 AM
Oh, Goddammit.
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This is exactly the best thing ever. Ever.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 03, 2015, 06:24:26 PM
Arkansas man complains the NBC logo was changed to rainbow colors because of the gays, freaks out. (http://www.queerty.com/arkansas-man-freaks-out-at-nbc-rainbow-logo-but-the-joke-is-on-him-20150629?utm_source=bb82&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nbcrainbow&ts_pid=2)
:lulz:
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2015, 07:10:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 03, 2015, 06:24:26 PM
Arkansas man complains the NBC logo was changed to rainbow colors because of the gays, freaks out. (http://www.queerty.com/arkansas-man-freaks-out-at-nbc-rainbow-logo-but-the-joke-is-on-him-20150629?utm_source=bb82&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nbcrainbow&ts_pid=2)
:lulz:
What other companies have rainbows in their logo?
I want to duplicate this.
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omg :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2015, 12:18:18 AM
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OH MAN. OH MAN, OH MAN.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2015, 12:18:18 AM
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:lulz:
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There go my nipples again.
Wouldn't play with.
Her deck is obviously
Stacked
:putin:
Quote from: Don Coyote on August 27, 2015, 08:55:12 PM
Wouldn't play with.
Her deck is obviously
Stacked
:putin:
:tgrr:
STOP. JUST STOP.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 03, 2015, 05:00:49 AM
STOP. JUST STOP.
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Okay, who wants to blow spidey up?
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I don't want to get web-shot in my hair.
:lulz:
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 22, 2015, 03:17:16 AM
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Wow
Talk about full service!
in a tattoo shop bathroom, i saw a sign that said
"employees must wash hands. if unable to locate an employee, feel free to wash your own hands"
i chuckled
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