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Aneristic Illusions / Re: space program not as bonned as first thought

« on: February 08, 2010, 01:33:16 am »

Nobody caught the really funny part of that.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010

« on: February 08, 2010, 12:21:07 am »

The old man's mellowed out, has he?

muhaha

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Apple Talk / Re: Poping in to say hi

« on: February 07, 2010, 03:51:45 pm »

but am having fun

That's the important part.

We Doktors must keep our priorities straight.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010

« on: February 07, 2010, 03:28:23 pm »

We do this shit for science, FP.  You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.

Ah, point.  Only a fool is afraid of the inevitable march of progress.

This is the right attitude, young FP.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010

« on: February 07, 2010, 05:42:20 am »

His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in.  

That was just the scum from the bbq brush.  Well, mostly.

I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way.  I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.

http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html

If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.

We will set his follow-up appointment for Friday at about 7pm. Will this be good for you, Doktor?

3 weeks from Friday, Nurse, if you please.  I have to assemble this thing.

Alright, Doktor, follow-up appointment is set for Friday the 26th, at 7pm.

Very good.  Lure him with that cheap shit vodka, if you must.  It's only $11.98/liter.  What we don't wind up pouring down his throat can be used to kill the scorpions under the house.

Yes, Doktor. The plan will be set.

Excellent.

Now I am off to bed.  Good night, Nurse Mayhem.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010

« on: February 07, 2010, 05:41:40 am »

D:



Nuuuuuu!

Very well.  John would be a better test subject, anyway.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010

« on: February 07, 2010, 05:40:45 am »

This:

His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in. 

And this:

I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way.

Answer this:

And who's afraid of Doktor Howl? 

(+1)

FP,
A fuckin' nobody 

We do this shit for science, FP.  You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010

« on: February 07, 2010, 05:39:20 am »

I'm here if you need a consult. Or a test subject.

Well, Doktor, what I really need is a means of determining the correct strobe for causing a human being to lose control of his/her bowels.  Trial and error would take far too long, I fear.

Any assistance you can render in this regard would be most appreciated.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010

« on: February 07, 2010, 05:37:33 am »

His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in. 

That was just the scum from the bbq brush.  Well, mostly.

I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way.  I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.

http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html

If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.

All that is too complicated for me, but it sounds like fun. I think.

You just point and click, Freeky.

We could try it on that little dust mop you carry around.  It won't hurt him.

D: You can't have my puppy! I just got him!

It won't hurt him.  You can use it to house break him.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010

« on: February 07, 2010, 05:36:57 am »

His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in.  

That was just the scum from the bbq brush.  Well, mostly.

I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way.  I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.

http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html

If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.

We will set his follow-up appointment for Friday at about 7pm. Will this be good for you, Doktor?

3 weeks from Friday, Nurse, if you please.  I have to assemble this thing.

Alright, Doktor, follow-up appointment is set for Friday the 26th, at 7pm.

Very good.  Lure him with that cheap shit vodka, if you must.  It's only $11.98/liter.  What we don't wind up pouring down his throat can be used to kill the scorpions under the house.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010

« on: February 07, 2010, 05:30:58 am »

His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in. 

That was just the scum from the bbq brush.  Well, mostly.

I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way.  I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.

http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html

If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.

All that is too complicated for me, but it sounds like fun. I think.

You just point and click, Freeky.

We could try it on that little dust mop you carry around.  It won't hurt him.

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010

« on: February 07, 2010, 05:29:31 am »

His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in.  

That was just the scum from the bbq brush.  Well, mostly.

I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way.  I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.

http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html

If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.

We will set his follow-up appointment for Friday at about 7pm. Will this be good for you, Doktor?

3 weeks from Friday, Nurse, if you please.  I have to assemble this thing.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Fusion, FUSION!!!

« on: February 07, 2010, 05:28:37 am »

Okay, this is a BIT of the future we were promised.

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Apple Talk / Re: Meyers-Briggs Personality Type

« on: February 07, 2010, 05:24:14 am »

ENTJ  - "Field Marshall". The basic driving force and need is to lead. Tend to seek a position of responsibility and enjoys being an executive. 1.8% of total population.

So I'm a control freak.  Who knew?   

i'm an ENTJ too - i think this is largely contributes to dissappointment in others.

In what way?

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Apple Talk / Re: In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010

« on: February 07, 2010, 05:21:11 am »

His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in.  

That was just the scum from the bbq brush.  Well, mostly.

I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way.  I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.

http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html

If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.