Like, you see all these normal ass posts about "I got engaged!" "I started a new job!" "Lookit this baby I made!" "here's my 112 year old granny love you!" and I'm just sitting here like, I know you owned fuzzy pink handcuffs and I know you have fucked half of the greater metro area and I know you can't get off without practically punching girls in the face and I know you bought a cage for your penis but you can't SAY THAT so it's just.. I dunno man it's fuckin bizarre.
Maybe you can?
Quote from: rong on December 01, 2021, 10:54:14 PM
Maybe you can?
Nah, she can't. That how I get banned all the time.
I got banned for calling a high school friend an anti-vaxxer.
I got banned for calling my friend Karen by *checks notes* her name.
:evilmad:Can I interest you in some innuendos?
Perhaps a euphemism or two?
We've got a sale on metaphors.
Say whatever you want, that's like a simile.
Facebook is the new church, where appearances must be kept
yeah its like being at a party... but a kinda boring party? like some people's parents are here, so everybody's real buttoned-up.
80% of it is small talk about nothing, or repeating interesting things you heard somewhere else
I used to be addicted to FB. Last January, I made a resolution to post way less, engage way less.. it changed the feeling of my day. Much better now.
But yeah, the things I actually WANT to talk about? They ain't going anywhere near FB. It's too public.
I love facebook. It lets me be me without all the expensive dental work.