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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)

« on: Yesterday at 09:41:26 pm »

Flying dogs would be a nice addition. Not that they're necessary. It's just that in these situations, excess is FUN.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Many bloodsucking insects

« on: June 21, 2022, 09:08:17 pm »

1607: "Gun Free Zone in Texas: There shall be no gun free zones in Texas"

1621: "All federal land should be turned over to its respective state, except for land specifically authorized in the Constitution (military bases, federal buildings, post offices).

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only

« on: June 21, 2022, 01:56:11 pm »

Chlorine? You mean it might have been OK with spring water or distilled water?
Theoretically. Please don't try it. Hire a magat or somebody else who doesn't matter.

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Principia Discussion / Re: How much one hates hippis

« on: June 12, 2022, 03:06:34 pm »

I'm sorry, I'm sure it's a really angry screed he wrote there, but I can't get over how he typed angrily in ALL CAPS only for his phone to change it to caps at the start of the sentence instead.

 

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: From The You Should Have Thought of That Before You Did the Thing Department.

« on: June 10, 2022, 01:14:29 pm »

Good dog food is not cheap. He'd better get used to the dollar store stuff. 

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED American gun slobber thread.

« on: June 10, 2022, 01:12:51 pm »

"iT's MoViEs N vIdYa gAmEs!"
              /
 

(That guy really needs his hat updated to red.)

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)

« on: June 09, 2022, 01:30:20 pm »

Your job is more fun that Corporate America(TM) allows. 

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED American gun slobber thread.

« on: June 09, 2022, 01:28:22 pm »

How else will you protect your children when 30-50 feral prarie dogs invade your yard?

You can't leave any big chunks or they come back together and reanimate, I guess.

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Apple Talk / Re: Banned on FB again.

« on: June 09, 2022, 01:26:12 pm »

I just appealed a different ban for mocking gun nuts in a comment. I even changed "shoot" to "sh00t."
The appeal worked, but now I'm on post approval for groups. I've talked with two group admins and verified that they didn't put me on that.
So yeah. Something smells funny.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED American gun slobber thread.

« on: June 08, 2022, 01:20:12 pm »

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED American gun slobber thread.

« on: June 08, 2022, 02:20:31 am »

Sen. Thune is a craven little bitch.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories

« on: June 08, 2022, 02:03:15 am »

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/you-gotta-keep-having-babies-tpusa-s-benny-johnson-demands-conference-full-of-underage-girls-start-getting-pregnant/ar-AAY8ZxP?ocid=entnewsntp&cvid=0c41b8458e934ce79c9b6481a9f00718

wat

It gets worse. They even suggest a doughy, bugeyed, Bob's Big Boy-lookin', NRA bitchslug babydaddy.

https://nationalzero.com/2022/06/05/man-at-turning-point-usas-conference-for-cuteservative-women-tells-group-what-kind-of-man-you-should-want-to-be-attracted-to/

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories

« on: June 03, 2022, 11:02:43 pm »

https://www.sacurrent.com/news/report-uvalde-police-coordinating-with-bikers-to-keep-media-from-covering-school-shooting-funerals-29039496

Can't have those families talking to the press. Something could...come out.

"Let's hire bikers to work security! What could go wrong?"
- some guy at Altamont

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

« on: June 03, 2022, 10:59:27 pm »

I'm still waiting for TFG to stroke out, though.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

« on: June 03, 2022, 09:05:12 pm »

Tangentially relevant: