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Open Bar: Arguments About Turtles, All the Way Down

Started by Cain, August 09, 2014, 07:29:35 AM

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hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

notloki

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 16, 2014, 09:00:30 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on October 16, 2014, 08:57:53 PM
I'm in the honors commons. The other students who are here right now are all 18-year-olds who live in the honors building.

I feel old.

I'm over it.  I realized that I'll be in my LATE FORTIES in 2 weeks, and I just sorta gave up.

OVER THE HILL they say.
Then why it feel like hill only STEEPER? Tell notloki THAT!
When scooter battery dead notloki fucked.

Should not say over the hill.  Should say ALMOST TO CLIFF.

notloki

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 17, 2014, 03:09:21 AM
Feelin' love for PD tonight.

I may be drinking wine.

Still, loving you all.

Fuck off.

notloki love you too LMNO!
You smart, you funny, and best you original!

notloki drink one for you, LMNO!
You make notloki want visit GAY BAR in avatar.  Look like fun place!

Your friend,
notloki

Q. G. Pennyworth

My bitch face is on fucking point today. I made someone apologize for hollering out his window at me just by glaring.

notloki

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 17, 2014, 01:29:08 PM
My bitch face is on fucking point today. I made someone apologize for hollering out his window at me just by glaring.
:cheers:
THAT how it done!

Doktor Howl

Annnnd my fucking network is dildos.  Just lost 45 minutes worth of work, and every single piece of network software is acting weird, except for my browser, which can strangely enough only see PD.

I blame Faust.  I never trusted the Irish.
Molon Lube

Faust

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 17, 2014, 03:00:19 PM
Annnnd my fucking network is dildos.  Just lost 45 minutes worth of work, and every single piece of network software is acting weird, except for my browser, which can strangely enough only see PD.

I blame Faust.  I never trusted the Irish.

We're replacing our Irish/Dutch Tax loophole with a black hole that pulls in internet traffic since your Fearless Leader™ called us a tax haven.

Soon all traffic will be diverted to principiadiscordia.com

I am going to take a stab in the dark and say DNS or gateway error.

If you can see PD its because you have the dns entry stored locally.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Doktor Howl

Now spreading rumors that a Star Wars movie based entirely on Gungans is in the works.

I just got screamed at by a 400 pound "tuskan raider".

Life is good.
Molon Lube

Junkenstein

None of these sound like rumours, I'm calling this shit prophecy and I dare anyone to correct me.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

LMNO

Roger, please begin referring to yourself as a "Tucson Raider".


That is all.

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 17, 2014, 01:29:08 PM
My bitch face is on fucking point today. I made someone apologize for hollering out his window at me just by glaring.

awesome.

hooplala

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 17, 2014, 04:00:25 PM
Now spreading rumors that a Star Wars movie based entirely on Gungans is in the works.

I just got screamed at by a 400 pound "tuskan raider".

Life is good.

Meesa think this plenty good idea.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

This fucking coffee is like having a bot fly infestation.  In my ass.  And the bot flies have ebola.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."