I've been told I should start writing again, because well, A: I should, an B: I have horrible ideas that need to get on paper, but I also don't want to throw my husband's career in the bucket.
I HAVE FAITH THAT YOU ALL WILL GUIDE ME TO CHOOSE THE RIGHT NAME.
If the internet has taught me anything it is that:
1) People with anime avatars on Twitter are inevitably Nazis, and
2) You need a proper Roman name for people to take you seriously.
With that in mind, I recommend Miles Gloriosus
Quote from: Cain on September 28, 2018, 12:48:10 AM
If the internet has taught me anything it is that:
1) People with anime avatars on Twitter are inevitably Nazis, and
2) You need a proper Roman name for people to take you seriously.
With that in mind, I recommend Miles Gloriosus
Stand aside, I take large steps.
"Morgan Salamandra" sounds vaguely ominous, with just a hint of flame-proofiness.
The recipe for success seems to be two initials and a two-syllable last name.
HP Lovecraft
JK Rowling
CJ Tudor
MJ Arlidge
CS Lewis
ee cummings
(You can make do with a single syllable last name, too, but they're rarer, as in AA Milne and HG Wells)
JS Moroni would make you either popular or hated in Utah.
"Anne Ominous"
Quote from: EK WAFFLR on September 28, 2018, 01:24:43 PM
The recipe for success seems to be two initials and a two-syllable last name.
HP Lovecraft
JK Rowling
CJ Tudor
MJ Arlidge
CS Lewis
ee cummings
(You can make do with a single syllable last name, too, but they're rarer, as in AA Milne and HG Wells)
JS Moroni would make you either popular or hated in Utah.
This was actually on my brain, considering it was done so to be gender neutral in many accounts, because heaven's to murgatroyd wimminz write books.
God forbid that women write something other than sappy romance novels.
JA Broni
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2018, 04:44:34 PM
JA Broni
(https://media.giphy.com/media/mUz9LjUJscxKo/giphy.gif)
For full internetness, the last name should be spelt "Brony". Then people aren't even sure in which way they're getting trolled.
Quote from: Cain on September 28, 2018, 05:19:53 PM
For full internetness, the last name should be spelt "Brony". Then people aren't even sure in which way they're getting trolled.
I can add extraneous Y's and make it magyckal: JA Bronye
"Bro-nye", because bros?
+1 for unexpected Billy Nye reference.
Quote from: Cain on September 28, 2018, 05:49:00 PM
"Bro-nye", because bros?
Maybe the first name should be Chad.
BR Oseph
Based on the best-selling novel of Chad Killingsworth... has a nice ring to it...
Although if you want to follow the two-letter initials for first and middle name, might I reccomend XD?
Of course, "Initial, Short Christian Name, Longer Surname" works too.
L. Ron Hubbard
F. Scott Fitzgerald.
L. Ron Riverdell?
R Wen Elessar?
BB GUNNE
Ligma Deez
EDIT:
To make my point clear, I quote the work of Deez.
*barely contained snickering* "Deez Nutz?"
"No, you childish imbecile!"
"Ok than, who?"
"Ligma"
Ashley Robinson has a nice flow and rythm to it, though that could be broken up with a middle initial and/or changing the first name to something less generic, like Ashlyn, or maybe Shaniqua.
Quote from: EK WAFFLR on September 28, 2018, 09:58:48 PM
Of course, "Initial, Short Christian Name, Longer Surname" works too.
L. Ron Hubbard
F. Scott Fitzgerald.
L. Ron Riverdell?
My middle name is actually Lee. So I was looking into ways to make this work, since it's such a common, hardcore English middle name. It worked for R. Lee Ermey.
A. Lee Breckenridge or some shit.
Quote from: Suu on September 28, 2018, 07:34:17 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 28, 2018, 05:49:00 PM
"Bro-nye", because bros?
Maybe the first name should be Chad.
But then we don't get Jabronis :sad:
Unless Chad is some affectionate nickname
"Chad" is an incel term for any overly attractive, muscular dude with a bit of instant popularity. An annoying group, as little as I know about incels as possible, the better. Still, I do find it amusing to play their own memes against them. You probably already knew that though so I likely sound like a dumbass.
You're missing what's important here, which is the Jabronis
J. Lee Shoofasusis, or something, the J is for Jabroni.
Quote from: Suu on September 29, 2018, 12:29:51 AM
Quote from: EK WAFFLR on September 28, 2018, 09:58:48 PM
Of course, "Initial, Short Christian Name, Longer Surname" works too.
L. Ron Hubbard
F. Scott Fitzgerald.
L. Ron Riverdell?
My middle name is actually Lee. So I was looking into ways to make this work, since it's such a common, hardcore English middle name. It worked for R. Lee Ermey.
A. Lee Breckenridge or some shit.
I'd shorten the last name, so like A. Lee Brockford or something
Afucking Lee Jabroni.
Quote from: Pergamos on September 29, 2018, 04:28:06 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 29, 2018, 12:29:51 AM
Quote from: EK WAFFLR on September 28, 2018, 09:58:48 PM
Of course, "Initial, Short Christian Name, Longer Surname" works too.
L. Ron Hubbard
F. Scott Fitzgerald.
L. Ron Riverdell?
My middle name is actually Lee. So I was looking into ways to make this work, since it's such a common, hardcore English middle name. It worked for R. Lee Ermey.
A. Lee Breckenridge or some shit.
I'd shorten the last name, so like A. Lee Brockford or something
Agreed. Three syllables seem too long. A. Lee Breckbad
E Lee Roberts
E. L. Ron James
"Anastasia could see that Mr Gray was a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a sexy Hugo Boss suit when he spoke he betrayed a transcendent Thetan count that made Anastasia quiver under her suppressive person dress"
Lee Remedy
or
Confette Davis
Quote from: Faust on October 01, 2018, 12:23:37 PM
E. L. Ron James
"Anastasia could see that Mr Gray was a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a sexy Hugo Boss suit when he spoke he betrayed a transcendent Thetan count that made Anastasia quiver under her suppressive person dress"
ITT: Faust is a bot that was forced to read 50 Shades and all of L. Ron Hubbard's 'literature'.
E.L. Fudge
Quote from: Suu on October 01, 2018, 04:10:40 PM
Quote from: Faust on October 01, 2018, 12:23:37 PM
E. L. Ron James
"Anastasia could see that Mr Gray was a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a sexy Hugo Boss suit when he spoke he betrayed a transcendent Thetan count that made Anastasia quiver under her suppressive person dress"
ITT: Faust is a bot that was forced to read 50 Shades and all of L. Ron Hubbard's 'literature'.
Yes... Forced...
Suuuuuu, I remember you! May be on your shitlist but if I am I deserved it. I hope your writing is profitable.