In the post came an envelope addressed to Terry.
I got a letter through the post and inside was a pink condom and a post it note.
The post it reads...
I HAVE BEEN ASKED TO SPREAD THE WORD!
FUCK THE FUNDAMENTALISTS! THIS COMES
STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP... WE ARE ALL
INVOLVED IN THE CREATION OF A GREAT
STORY, AND LIKE ALL GREAT STORIES, IT
TELLS OF HOW THE WORLD WAS SAVED AT
THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT, FROM
SEEMINGLY INEVITABLE DESTRUCTION -
BY A HANDFUL OF HEROES. THE TIMER ON
THE BOMB ALWAYS STOPS WITH ONE
SECOND TO GO. FAITH IN FAITH ITSELF
Then on the other side it reads...
WATCH THE SKIES IN 2012
WWW.PRINCIPIADISCORDIA.COM
Why did I get this, what exactly is this? :lol:
Its rather impressive.
Anyone want to own up to this? I know it wasn't me.
Anyway, I suggest you read the Principia itself (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/1.php), as it may help. Well, somewhat. In short, we're the best hope for humanity, and a pack of enormous jerks, all in one easy to find place.
wasn't me, interesting "marketing" technique however. Welcome, and yeah, read the book, and then read it again, and then tell us, and your friends, what you think.
NO DON'T READ IT OH GOD
heheh, just kidding
not really
Put it on your tongue for a few minutes, everything should be clear after that.
THATS AWSOME!!!!!!!! :D great who evers work that is!!!!!!! :fnord:
yeah read the Principia Discordia.... then read The Black Iron Prison.
Cant you remember writing it?
Now that you suggest it, I really can see it meshing with my impression of barumunk.
:oops:
Oh my. :lol:
Quote from: Felix on January 22, 2008, 05:31:05 PM
Now that you suggest it, I really can see it meshing with my impression of barumunk.
:? im not sure i catch your meaning. :?
Nothing, 'munk. The perp has come forth. :lol:
I don't think Hoopla did it, since the OP is in the UK.
ah okey day! well me bein in RSA would make that quite hard :D
im intrigued as to what that impression of me was tho, felix?
this Tezza person isnt exactly brimming with convo hey :D
I wasn't really basing the notion on any fair critique of style, it was actually a wild guess tainted with intuition.
It might be me, by proxy.
In April I was in Cuba and was talking about Discordianism and whatnot to two women from England. They were very keen on the ideas, and took quite a few pope cards home with them, and few tracts. I told them they should "spread the word", but never thought of it again.
Also, as some further proof, we all had a good laugh about the concept of 2012 while I was reading their cards for them.
So . . . ?
Hah. Well done. If only they'd attend the forums they plugged...
That's the only thing that makes me wonder . . . I did tell them my name on here, but I've heard nowt so far.
Quote from: Hoopla on January 23, 2008, 10:23:02 PM
In April I was in Cuba...
you dirty communist bastard.
If you come down to Mexico and hang out at the temple of the snake on the 12/22/2012. Fuck new years day the party is there. The party at the end of the world. The one party to RULE them ALL.
pppsshhhh :D hehehehe
Quote from: Bharlion on January 24, 2008, 03:33:17 AM
If you come down to Mexico and hang out at the temple of the snake on the 12/22/2012. Fuck new years day the party is there. The party at the end of the world. The one party to RULE them ALL.
I might actually be inclined to do that, if I have no pressing engagements around that time.
At the very worst, I get to make fun of New Ager's who thought the world was going to end. At best, I get front row seats to the event itself. I believe they call that 'win-win'.
and either way, I bet it'll be a hell of a party.
It is going to be amazing. We will witness what happens once every aeon. And something that is memorable, the shadow of the snake climbing down the stairwell of the Temple. I mean, to be there in that space and time. So specific, the shadow dance happens on the 22 of every year but that year it will be very special as it marks the end of the fourth sun.
Imagine it.
I am going to do everything in my power to be there. Somedays, it is the only thing that keeps me going.
Chichen Itzu. 12/22/2012. Be there or beware.
You're right, it's gonna be the biggest party since the world was going to end in 1999.
srsly though, if I'm in a position in 2012 to go to some mayan ruins for new years, you better believe that's where I'll be.
True, its gonna be a hell of a party. Plus, the Terrence McKenna crowd will be there, so you can be certain you will score some good shit.
Quote from: Cain on January 25, 2008, 03:12:44 PM
True, its gonna be a hell of a party. Plus, ECH will be there, so you can be certain you will score some good shit.
fixed.
Someone say party??????? :lulz:
If I'da known it was gonna be this kinda party, I'da stuck my dick in the mashed potatos!
Just think Mexico! And all the fun stuff that comes with it. Plus there is a possibility of human sacrifice! Can't wait. I am going to go from september until december. it should be great, get away from the humdrum western civilization and engage in a dionysian like orgy for four monthes? Good times.
You'll have to grow a beard first.
yeah, all the cool kids have beards now.
I tend to think of it as a built-in scarf.
im quite fond of my beard
I WISH I could grow a beard. I'd be such a beardo.
My flatmate Mike is having a "Miami Vice Moustache Week" at work. All the dudes in IT are growing crazy moustaches. It fucking rules and I wish I could join them.
(http://www.onlocationvacations.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/miami_vice1.jpg)
I mean srsly:
(http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1156584/photo_06_hires.jpg)
they're fucking RAWKIN those 'staches!
LUV
For the longest time, my facial hair was too sparse to look like anything cool. I can't wait to have an awesome santa claus beard.
It's easier to grow a beard then to be shaving every freakin day.
It's also good at meetings. You can do that pensive, beard stroke to make it look like you give a shit about what anyone has to say when really you are thinking "Hmm, I bet I could totally take that dude's eye out with this here pen."
I play with my facial hair a lot lately, too. Can't seem to stop since I'm so amused by its' presence.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 28, 2008, 09:47:59 PM
It's also good at meetings. You can do that pensive, beard stroke to make it look like you give a shit about what anyone has to say when really you are thinking "Hmm, I bet I could totally take that dude's eye out with this here pen."
The possibilities are endless! I'm just not sure I'm ready to be a bearded lady..
I'm still waiting for mine to be more than shitty scruff. I tried to get my sideburns to join up with my 'stache, but it wouldn't quite make it... ONE GODDAMN INCH, I swear that's all that separated them.
They need to be together. Why does fate keep them apart like this? :(
LOVE...LOVE WILL TEAR YOUR BEARDS APART
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Quote from: Anonymously Evil on January 29, 2008, 12:27:31 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 28, 2008, 09:47:59 PM
It's also good at meetings. You can do that pensive, beard stroke to make it look like you give a shit about what anyone has to say when really you are thinking "Hmm, I bet I could totally take that dude's eye out with this here pen."
The possibilities are endless! I'm just not sure I'm ready to be a bearded lady..
JOIN THE AINI FREAKSHOW. WE'RE LOOKING FOR BEARDED LADIES.
eh, they get food in 'em...
i haven't shaved in a week or so.
meh, i'll do it tomorrow.
Quote from: Jenne on January 29, 2008, 07:44:11 PM
eh, they get food in 'em...
Damn right, they do. I never have to strain my tea again! 8)
Quote from: Jenne on January 29, 2008, 07:44:11 PM
eh, they get food in 'em...
Fortunately, I don't eat with my chin so I don't have that problem. :wink:
What do you mean if I shave my legs, grow some boobs and a beard I can work in the circus?
Dude those aren't chicks with dicks,
Dude those are dudes with tits.
"Shrug" A lay is a lay!
Quote from: Bharlion on January 31, 2008, 06:01:40 AM
"Shrug" A lay is a lay!
Unless its with a asexual. Then its a cop`a feel and kiss.