could out-stare a divorce lawyer.
Just saying.
I don't know.......some of those divorce lawyers are snakes.
And what if you blinked and your eyelids were impaled by the toothpicks?
That would hurt. :shock:
Toothpicks FOR your eyelids? But surely you still need them. Unless you are dead? What would I do with eyelids, other than add them to the collection?
Heh heh.........pretty good.
Hi scribe. Nice to meet you.
But Roger's as dead as they come.
As we come, I mean.
He's one of my zombies
i don't mean to get all i'm deader than thou, but i am a ghost... :P
Quote from: horab.onei don't mean to get all i'm deader than thou, but i am a ghost... :P
Yup, you sure are.
Does that mean you couldn't trade you eyes for toothpicks, even if you wanted to?
Stop flaunting your deadness around! Necrophiles, the lot of you! Hello also to SssBella, Oracle of Doom, and anyone else who will acknowledge my possible existence.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHeh heh.........pretty good.
Hi scribe. Nice to meet you.
But Roger's as dead as they come.
As we come, I mean.
He's one of my zombies
Um, you sold me to "Bob" last month, remember?
Rev Roger,
Zombie for "Bob"
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Um, you sold me to "Bob" last month, remember?
Rev Roger,
Zombie for "Bob"
I only leased you to Bob.
SssBella, never ever completely sells one of her own.
Quote from: ScribeNecrophiles, the lot of you!
Damn right. :twisted:
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: horab.onei don't mean to get all i'm deader than thou, but i am a ghost... :P
Yup, you sure are.
Does that mean you couldn't trade you eyes for toothpicks, even if you wanted to?
i coudl make my eyes look liek toothpicks. course really i can look liek anythign i want, since it's only a projection anyway.
...............stay up all night pirating software and watching hardcore asian lesbian porn
...could finally concentrate on the holes in my socks.
Just saying.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Rogercould out-stare a divorce lawyer.
Just saying.
Squerrel givs Roger toothpics.
Me sorry Demonica pciked her teeth with thum. :oops:
Quote from: devil squerrelQuote from: The Good Reverend Rogercould out-stare a divorce lawyer.
Just saying.
Squerrel givs Roger toothpics.
Me sorry Demonica pciked her teeth with thum. :oops:
I gots TOOTHPICKS! (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/banana.gif)
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Heehee gonnads and strif.
Squerrels happy nowe. :P
I didunt go to schol today, Roger.
Quote from: devil squerrelWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Heehee gonnads and strif.
Squerrels happy nowe. :P
I didunt go to schol today, Roger.
Why not? That's where the best jakery is.
Probably because it's closed for the holidays, Roger.
roger'sgot a pint. school is great.
Quote from: ScribeStop flaunting your deadness around! Necrophiles, the lot of you! Hello also to SssBella, Oracle of Doom, and anyone else who will acknowledge my possible existence.
Pope Nietzsche, Patron Saint of Bastards (esquire)
i'd just like to say, "hi scribe, welcome to the jihad!"
i'd also like to reassure you, you do not in fact exist. but that much, i
will acknowledge.
Quote from: Saint*Bastard!i'd also like to reassure you, you do not in fact exist. but that much, i
will acknowledge.
Well, thats a relief then. Means I wont have to bother with these stupid "evil demon making reality appear different" theories anymore. Or the "we might all be brains in vats" theory. Now that was an odd one...
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: devil squerrelWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Heehee gonnads and strif.
Squerrels happy nowe. :P
I didunt go to schol today, Roger.
Why not? That's where the best jakery is.
They didn't have regular school that day.......instead of class they had a talent show.
An
all day talent show and she didn't want to sit through it.
Can't say as I blame her for that one.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: devil squerrelWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Heehee gonnads and strif.
Squerrels happy nowe. :P
I didunt go to schol today, Roger.
Why not? That's where the best jakery is.
They didn't have regular school that day.......instead of class they had a talent show.
An all day talent show and she didn't want to sit through it.
Can't say as I blame her for that one.
mee neether.
You are ate!
Quote from: ScribeQuote from: Saint*Bastard!i'd also like to reassure you, you do not in fact exist. but that much, i
will acknowledge.
Well, thats a relief then. Means I wont have to bother with these stupid "evil demon making reality appear different" theories anymore. Or the "we might all be brains in vats" theory. Now that was an odd one...
nah, just read the Book of Lies
or the Good Book of Truth, They're the same thing, really.
Good book....but the man was a really disturbed guy...I mean who has enough time to think of that kind of stuff...damn...I mean fuck.
i thought of a lot of that stuff on my own.
crowley was really nothing more than a "magickal" blend of masonic
tradition, qabalist mysticism and zen buddhism.
what's remarkable, however, was his insanity.
one of the truest displays of proper discordian values ever set to
ink and paper. so much so that i felt most compelled to use the
pages for toilet paper. (sorry crowley....you didn't mark your pages
as such as not to be used for toilet paper, ie, official use only.)
or not.
Quote from: Saint*Bastardi thought of a lot of that stuff on my own.
crowley was really nothing more than a "magickal" blend of masonic
tradition, qabalist mysticism and zen buddhism.
what's remarkable, however, was his insanity.
one of the truest displays of proper discordian values ever set to
ink and paper. so much so that i felt most compelled to use the
pages for toilet paper. (sorry crowley....you didn't mark your pages
as such as not to be used for toilet paper, ie, official use only.)
or not.
You forgot Tantric sex and the application of Scientific Method. Most people do. His constant reminder to write everything down, and to remove yourself from Magikal thinking when doing so, is an explicit demonstation that he wasn't just getting high and fucking a lot of people, but that he actually was interested in changin his perception maps/reality grids/percieved reality. Just like what RA Wilson & Co was trying to do, but more veiled, as there was no Sexual/Drug revolution when AC was trying to reprogram his neural computer.
And he wasn't insane. He just wanted stupid people to leave him alone while he was doing his experiments.
I've got alot of Crowley's stuff downloaded on my PC, its just getting around to reading it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Rogercould out-stare a divorce lawyer.
Just saying.
Yeah, but don't the toothpicks hurt your eyes?
I mean there are some days when I can't even stand to wear my contacts,
much less toothpicks.
I think tiny little Q-tips would be a better solution.
Quote from: illusionQuote from: The Good Reverend Rogercould out-stare a divorce lawyer.
Just saying.
Yeah, but don't the toothpicks hurt your eyes?
I mean there are some days when I can't even stand to wear my contacts,
much less toothpicks.
I think tiny little Q-tips would be a better solution.
I live in Illinois. My eyelids are calloused.
Rev Roger,
Suggests you don't even ASK about the eyes under those lids.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: illusionQuote from: The Good Reverend Rogercould out-stare a divorce lawyer.
Just saying.
Yeah, but don't the toothpicks hurt your eyes?
I mean there are some days when I can't even stand to wear my contacts,
much less toothpicks.
I think tiny little Q-tips would be a better solution.
I live in Illinois. My eyelids are calloused.
Rev Roger,
Suggests you don't even ASK about the eyes under those lids.
What about those eyes under those lids?
Quote from: ainiQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger
I live in Illinois. My eyelids are calloused.
Rev Roger,
Suggests you don't even ASK about the eyes under those lids.
What about those eyes under those lids?
They're all crudded up from staring across the state line at Gary, Indiana.
Quote from: Llama Wishfart RinpocheQuote from: ainiQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger
I live in Illinois. My eyelids are calloused.
Rev Roger,
Suggests you don't even ASK about the eyes under those lids.
What about those eyes under those lids?
They're all crudded up from staring across the state line at Gary, Indiana.
Or Morris, Illinois.
I don't want to see. :shock:
Forget I even mentioned it, okay?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Rogercould out-stare a divorce lawyer.
Just saying.
Zorga thinks that mint flavored toothpicks would work well for such a thing.
Perhaps even the cinnamon flavored ones. :twisted:
BUMP!
:lulz:
Is this Cain's first post at the beginning of this thread??
No, but close, his fourth post.
Bump for the thread that contained Cain's first post.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=3411.msg123637#msg123637
Cain's actual first post.
Quote from: Requiem on August 13, 2008, 12:51:24 AM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=3411.msg123637#msg123637
Cain's actual first post.
Awww! :)
TGRR, you mindfucked my two-year old little brother with your sig picture :D He's making stupid faces and trying to shoop da woop.
Quote from: M.K on August 17, 2008, 07:57:39 PM
TGRR, you mindfucked my two-year old little brother with your sig picture :D He's making stupid faces and trying to shoop da woop.
Excellent.