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go go gaddgette  ego

Ive talked to her a few times via PC and she seems very nice
I dont hink weve made me mad, just the others in there
I wonder if we might have converted her just a lil bit...

Okay, I'll play nice, then.

might be better than you diid

I killed SAtan
and Barney
twice

and I talked to one of the chycks who is in there a lot to talk about the book that site is for, and I guess they are thinkin of makeing it harder to use the site, people have been complaining she says


::shug::
not gonna make me stop going

D'you mean Draykiss (I think her name was)?  She's seemed pretty annoyed a couple of times I've been in there...

I was thinking about going in there and asking them for advice on performing this one nature-worship ritual?  'Cause I don't think I'm doing it right... I'm feeling the Reiki energy fine, but I haven't heard from my spirit guide in weeks.  Who?  Joe Pantoliano.  He speaks to me through the commentary track on the special-edition Memento DVD, and he told me this ritual where I where I do this chant while I cut the head off a stray puppy and fuck the neck-hole...


...But, y'know, that's not very subtle, is it?

Is there a patron saint of prostitutes?

Mary Magdelene?

dunno if she's canonized tho

::grumblesDAMNLOGICgrumbles::

you win



::submits::

Well then -- how many spankings would you like?

::mists into well, mist::
HA HA

Now, that's hardly fair!  I thought you were a zombie, not a vampire!  Anyway, vampires are so... clich?à.

besides I moved the copy room

I know, to Sublevel 14, next to the giant ping-pong ball pit.  I swept it this morning.   You can't trick a janitor that easy!

and I always have dance shoes on
and again, you gotta catch me first

Well, then phase back into normal matter and fight like a man!  Er, woman.  And I suppose to support the metaphor, it should be 'dance like a woman'.  But you know what I mean!

but Im the one who files your paper work my dear sir
without me you are lost

Pfft, hark at you.  Like you've been assisting me for countless eons, instead of, what?  A week?  Two?  I still know my way to the copy room, Little Miss Vixen.

and as for spanking, youde have to catch me first

::cracks knuckles::  Hope you're wearing your dancing shoes.

and no, you havent needed the night light, because you just leave the regualr light on instead

Dammit, that was a secret!  Grr!

::darts forward, grabs you 'round the waist::

::does it again::
Go ahead
whatter you gonnado'bout it?
whos gonna make you coffee if Im gone?
or clean out that closet?
or tuck you in at night with your Binky?
And turn on the night light?

::eyebrow:: that tongue's so sharp, you're gonna cut yourself with it.   Spankings *can* be arranged.  There's a lot of paperwork involved, but it can wait...




anyway, I haven't needed a night-light in months.

::bites at fingers::

Ow!  Why you little minx!  Do that again, and I'll...



...well, say 'thank-you', probably.

I have TONS of coffee
I need somethign better
dotn I deserve something better?

Better than coffee??

::feels your forehead::

Ask me again in October

What happens in October?

It's true. If it weren't for prostitutes, our world leaders would have already plunged us into nuclear hellhole.

Ahem.  The politically correct term is "Tantric Engineers".

no adult swim?
Oh gods!!
thats TERRIBLE


I am gonan marry Brak someday
Tell ya what
when I come to visit Ill bring Brak, and you can Zim me to death
Deal?

"I AM RHONDA, FROM THE SEVENTH LEVEL OF YAR!!!"

deal.

Why did I stop watching cartoons?  I haven't seen Samurai Jack or Adult Swim in months!!  What's wrong with me??