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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => High Weirdness => Topic started by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on January 18, 2011, 10:24:06 AM

Title: Are YOU allergic to your own semen?
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on January 18, 2011, 10:24:06 AM
Quote from: Reuters
Semen allergy suspected in rare post-orgasm illness (http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE70G00D20110117)

LONDON (Reuters) - A mysterious syndrome in which men come down with a flu-like illness after an orgasm may be caused by an allergy to semen, Dutch scientists said on Monday.

Men with the condition, known as post orgasmic illness syndrome or POIS and documented in medical journals since 2002, get flu-like symptoms such as feverishness, runny nose, extreme fatigue and burning eyes immediately after they ejaculate. Symptoms can last for up to week.

Marcel Waldinger, a professor of sexual psychopharmacology at Utrecht University in the Netherlands, published two studies in the Journal of Sexual Medicine which suggest that men with POIS have an allergy to their own semen, and that a treatment known as hyposensitization therapy can help reduce its impact.

:lulz:

Title: Re: Are YOU allergic to your own semen?
Post by: The Johnny on January 18, 2011, 01:02:00 PM

Sometimes i get that.  :|
Title: Re: Are YOU allergic to your own semen?
Post by: AFK on January 18, 2011, 02:32:21 PM
There's a vaccination for that.

Get married.

:rimshot:


Hey, I didn't say anything about giving up jokes. 
Title: Re: Are YOU allergic to your own semen?
Post by: Richter on January 18, 2011, 05:01:20 PM
"Hyposensitization Therapy" =?= "SHUT UP AND SWALLOW."
Title: Re: Are YOU allergic to your own semen?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 18, 2011, 05:41:56 PM
That's really sad.
Title: Re: Are YOU allergic to your own semen?
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on January 18, 2011, 07:59:05 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 18, 2011, 05:01:20 PM
"Hyposensitization Therapy" =?= "SHUT UP AND SWALLOW."

Hyposensitization Therapy = GET INJECTED WITH SMALL AMOUNTS OF YOUR OWN SEMEN FOR 5 YEARS!
Title: Re: Are YOU allergic to your own semen?
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on January 18, 2011, 07:59:28 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on January 18, 2011, 01:02:00 PM

Sometimes i get that.  :|

Really?
Title: Re: Are YOU allergic to your own semen?
Post by: Whatever on January 18, 2011, 08:46:40 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on January 18, 2011, 07:59:05 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 18, 2011, 05:01:20 PM
"Hyposensitization Therapy" =?= "SHUT UP AND SWALLOW."

Hyposensitization Therapy = GET INJECTED WITH SMALL AMOUNTS OF YOUR OWN SEMEN FOR 5 YEARS!

And that is just how long they are willing to give you the shots, if you are still allergic after 5 years, you either suffer thru it or go celibate.  The study I saw said that if they couldn't relieve symptoms after 5 years, they showed no improvement in continued treatments in test subjects.

That sucks.  "I'm sorry, everytime you have fulfilling sex you will have an acute allergic reaction and be miserable for up to a week, and there is not a damn thing we can do..... "

How terrible is that?
Title: Re: Are YOU allergic to your own semen?
Post by: The Johnny on January 18, 2011, 08:51:29 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on January 18, 2011, 07:59:28 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on January 18, 2011, 01:02:00 PM

Sometimes i get that.  :|

Really?

Yes, but not always. But symptoms only last about a day.
Title: Re: Are YOU allergic to your own semen?
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on January 18, 2011, 09:48:57 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on January 18, 2011, 08:51:29 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on January 18, 2011, 07:59:28 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on January 18, 2011, 01:02:00 PM

Sometimes i get that.  :|

Really?

Yes, but not always. But symptoms only last about a day.

That's even more bizarre.

Is it bad enough that you'd have nurses inject you with your own semen?
Title: Re: Are YOU allergic to your own semen?
Post by: The Johnny on January 19, 2011, 01:56:10 AM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on January 18, 2011, 09:48:57 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on January 18, 2011, 08:51:29 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on January 18, 2011, 07:59:28 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on January 18, 2011, 01:02:00 PM

Sometimes i get that.  :|

Really?

Yes, but not always. But symptoms only last about a day.

That's even more bizarre.

Is it bad enough that you'd have nurses inject you with your own semen?

No way bro! That would like, totally be gay!

:spag:

Also, it probably doesnt even work, and i dont like needles except when its essential.
Title: Re: Are YOU allergic to your own semen?
Post by: The Johnny on January 19, 2011, 03:32:43 AM

Maybe i can "treat" myself  :fnord:  :fap:
Title: Re: Are YOU allergic to your own semen?
Post by: Cramulus on January 19, 2011, 05:45:09 PM
Quote from: Reuters
Men with the condition, known as post orgasmic illness syndrome or POIS and documented in medical journals since 2002, get symptoms such as extreme fatigue, disenchantment with their partner, remorse, and an inability to return phone calls. Symptoms can last for up to week.

fixed
Title: Re: Are YOU allergic to your own semen?
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 19, 2011, 07:57:22 PM
wow. that would suck.  :sad:

as an aside, does anybody else here have any anesthetic properties to their presentation?
Title: Re: Are YOU allergic to your own semen?
Post by: AFK on January 19, 2011, 08:01:18 PM
Well, my PowerPoints have been known to put people to sleep.  Does that count? 
Title: Re: Are YOU allergic to your own semen?
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 19, 2011, 08:19:36 PM
no. not general. just local....
and now, upon completion tonight, i will probably think of the term 'Power Points', as a euphamism...
hm... some joke here about a 'slide show', im certain.
Title: Re: Are YOU allergic to your own semen?
Post by: Jenne on January 22, 2011, 06:39:05 AM
Yeah, my husband and I had to abstain while he was neutropenic because he could get sick from his own semen.  Pretty sad.
Title: Re: Are YOU allergic to your own semen?
Post by: Chairman Risus on February 28, 2011, 01:08:09 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 19, 2011, 05:45:09 PM
Quote from: Reuters
Men with the condition, known as post orgasmic illness syndrome or POIS and documented in medical journals since 2002, get symptoms such as extreme fatigue, disenchantment with their partner, remorse, and an inability to return phone calls. Symptoms can last for up to week.

fixed


I would have bet so much on it being a joke article leading to this.
Title: Re: Are YOU allergic to your own semen?
Post by: Phox on February 28, 2011, 01:49:53 AM
Quote from: Risus on February 28, 2011, 01:08:09 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 19, 2011, 05:45:09 PM
Quote from: Reuters
Men with the condition, known as post orgasmic illness syndrome or POIS and documented in medical journals since 2002, get symptoms such as extreme fatigue, disenchantment with their partner, remorse, and an inability to return phone calls. Symptoms can last for up to week.

fixed


I would have bet so much on it being a joke article leading to this.

"All men who suffer from this condition are advised to abstain from wearing condoms during intercourse, to limit contact with their own semen as much as possible."