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QuoteThe Most Vicious Letter You Never Wrote (Portland)
Date: 2011-12-01, 9:55AM PST
Reply to: serv-6czw2-2730422863@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Do you have the need (or just the wicked urge) to craft a letter or email with the most succinct, devastating invective ever seen? Something that will make jaws drop, tears spring to the eyes, hands go numb... and get RESULTS? I can make it happen. I am a skilled, articulate writer with years of experience in publication... and a particularly noteworthy flair for penning letters which are heart-stoppingly concise, emotionally resonant, and cut to the bone. (Without the use of expletives or even insults -- unless you wish for them.)
How is my skill useful to YOU?
-- Reactions to ruined love affairs and betrayals
-- Family disasters
-- Complaints about products or services which were unsatisfying
-- Work-related debacles
-- Political rage
Want a reaction? Want results? So overwhelmed with emotion that you're nearly apoplectic and cannot find the right words? You need me.
I can send you samples of my heavy-hitting, eloquently expressive, lucid invective. They won't know what hit 'em. Outline the details of your furious gripe, and I can turn it into art. Fee dependent on length and subject matter, but is usually roughly the equivalent of a reasonable ten-cents-per-word, or $30 per page. A highly satisfying bargain.
That's okay, it's a growth industry. :lulz:
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