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Principia Discussion / Re: The Cabal of Stupid Thudlandians
« on: November 02, 2023, 01:23:13 pm »
you sound like spags!!
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Principia Discussion / Re: The Barstool Experiment
« on: August 14, 2023, 03:02:37 pm »
A young man went to his Rabbi and said, “I have lost Faith.”
“So,” said the Rabbi, “and how did you lose Faith?”
“I studied Logic at the university,” said the young man, “and I found out that you can prove either side of any case if you’re clever enough.”
“Indeed,” said the Rabbi. “Can you prove that you have no nose?”
“Certainly,” said the student. “To begin with —”
But at this point the Rabbi punched him hard right on the nose. “What hurts?” the Rabbi asked solicitously.
~ “Cosmic Trigger”, Robert Anton Wilson
“So,” said the Rabbi, “and how did you lose Faith?”
“I studied Logic at the university,” said the young man, “and I found out that you can prove either side of any case if you’re clever enough.”
“Indeed,” said the Rabbi. “Can you prove that you have no nose?”
“Certainly,” said the student. “To begin with —”
But at this point the Rabbi punched him hard right on the nose. “What hurts?” the Rabbi asked solicitously.
~ “Cosmic Trigger”, Robert Anton Wilson
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Apple Talk / Re: Film Flam
« on: July 22, 2023, 11:27:03 am »
I liked it too. I am glad they went for Guardians of the Galaxy and not LotR.
I thought the dragon was interesting. It's like.. the movie is called Dungeons and Dragons, so if it doesn't have a dragon in it, it fails -- so they had to cram one in there. And then, how do they do it?? Do they try to outdo Smough? scary red dragon has been done in so many films...
they chose a new visual direction, made it chubby. I thought that was clever! Hadn't seen a fat dragon fight in a movie before.
I thought the dragon was interesting. It's like.. the movie is called Dungeons and Dragons, so if it doesn't have a dragon in it, it fails -- so they had to cram one in there. And then, how do they do it?? Do they try to outdo Smough? scary red dragon has been done in so many films...
they chose a new visual direction, made it chubby. I thought that was clever! Hadn't seen a fat dragon fight in a movie before.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: June 15, 2023, 11:50:09 am »Next month, this bar thread will have been open for 3 years.
its pretty weird that scrid is still serving beer to people via drivethrough window
I mean, it's 2023, they can just come in and sit down
and we don't even have a drivethrough window--scrid is handing full beers to people at the McDonald's drivethrough
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Principia Discussion / Re: Eris in classical art
« on: June 14, 2023, 10:08:58 pm »
This thread is a treasure.
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Principia Discussion / Re: best fishing sunglasses
« on: June 14, 2023, 10:07:17 pm »
polyatheism, yes, I believe there are multiple nothings
and I adhere to several forms of disbelief
and I adhere to several forms of disbelief
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Propaganda Depository / Re: I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!
« on: June 03, 2023, 12:13:56 pm »Also, this means that I can no longer browse PD from the family computer. One of my parents will look over my shoulder and seem Cram's avatar... "Honey, what is grandma doing on the Internet?"
I CRAM'D the SHIT out of his his GRAM
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Apple Talk / Re: Film Flam
« on: May 16, 2023, 06:35:13 pm »
Both were fun, but the D&D movie was better than the Mario movie.
That is all.
That is all.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: May 04, 2023, 05:02:57 pm »
sacred??
sheesh, its an overgrown pop-culture entertainment brand
sheesh, its an overgrown pop-culture entertainment brand
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Apple Talk / Re: SKYRIM
« on: May 02, 2023, 08:09:45 pm »Someday I will play skywind and it will be amazing.
Well done cram for predicting the next 12 years for elder scrolls, probably see a new gta before es6
I have a skyrim game I occasionally fire up when I'm super bored
basically decided to play a feral orc that treats cities as a dungeon, and is trying to kill the entire killable population of every town. I use a cleared dungeon as my "residence".
its... not as hard as I expected.
But I wish I had one of those goblin staves from Oblivion.
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Apple Talk / Re: Rules of Warfare, 21st century edition
« on: February 02, 2023, 07:46:22 pm »9. Weapons are not made for wars, wars are made for weapons.
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Apple Talk / Re: Removed from Spagbook
« on: February 02, 2023, 07:44:57 pm »
the ONLY SCIENTIST is GENE RAY
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Apple Talk / Re: Removed from Spagbook
« on: January 31, 2023, 06:27:04 pm »
I think the point of the schroedinger's cat experiment is that it helped Schroedinger explain to everybody why they needed to lay off the physics.
"ThE CaT ExISts aND DOes NOT ExiST UNTIL ITS eigenstaTe is OBSERVEd"
these are the thoughts of the utterly deranged
"ThE CaT ExISts aND DOes NOT ExiST UNTIL ITS eigenstaTe is OBSERVEd"
these are the thoughts of the utterly deranged
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Apple Talk / Re: Gift from Baba Yaga Owl House Woman for her Wild Children
« on: January 31, 2023, 06:25:22 pm »
I think I am stuck in the early phases. I keep oscillating back and forth between existing and not existing, but it's going so goddamn fast that the little mites and microbes that live on my skin are getting thrown off like one of those spinny things at the playground. We're grasping at straws to break the camel's back and all I've got is attitude. The folks at the park think I'm weird. But I'll show them. I'LL SHOW THEM ALL.
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Apple Talk / Re: Brahman Fight!!!!! /throws nothing
« on: January 31, 2023, 06:19:49 pm »/reserves everything.
Hey did you all know that the limbic system - the emotional brain of the mind - is the portal to the Brahman, which is the quantum, which is God, or 'might as well be'?
And if you destroy your own limbic system, you can force the download of a kundalini backup, complete with Goddess manifestations, quantum cognitive function, and uhhhhh...other...things? Like, cats like you extra, now? That's the best powerup.
I'm not sure why I'm posting this if I'm just going to talk to myself again, but you know sometimes I have some great things to say so why not.
Oui, has anyone seen the Kalki's white horse laying around? Fucking thing where is it...
I hope all of me is having a lovely evening out there.
oh no no no
if my Limbus system is God, then god truly is an ad obsessed crazy woman
which would explain why she revealed herself to Lord Omar while he was watching TV, and then vanished into an aspirin commercial
She's right, you know. We exist only to knock people out of satori, in our efforts to placate the fiendish Cramulus.
Old Dok Howl is a master of lin-ji's fly whisk, but in modern times its been reincarnated as a cinderblock with a pipe sticking out of it. If he whacks you in the back of your head while you're meditating, hold the fuck on to your eyeballs.