Messages

Here's some testimonials!

i read your other stories, let the truth be told i'm a big ** fetish fan
myslef. and i understand the burden of having extreme fetishes, i am sorry for
you that you have to write these things for people to see, i'm trying not to
sound like i hate you, but i ask only that you remove those stories. some of
our deepest darkest harry potter fetish fantasy's, are better kept to
ourselves. that bloody gory necrophiliac stuff can really scare people. you
can email me at  PLEASE delete those storys! I cannot stress to you enough the
potential emotional and mental harm you could cause someone if the the wrong
person read your stuff. you are sick and you need help. please spare any more
people from your lemons, i have suffered myself from reading them, especially
the ones about ginny, and the one about hermione. i'm almost crying right now
because i just read share and share alike. just... take them off...

I was actually a bit turned on..
But then the bit about the feast popped up.
A little too 2girls1cup for me.

Wow. I am now thoroughly disgusted. This sort of stuff does not deserve to be
written, let alone posted on a site like this. Please, get rid of it.

That was sick, twisted, and just plan wrong.
I LOVED it. (;

This is why we call him The Chairman of the Board.

True. Let me know if there is anything else I can help with. I am at your service, Herr Doktor.

Will do.  In the meantime, do your own shit.

There usually is.

Well, this is what testing and refining are for.

This sounds like it has some trolling potential.

I wonder if you can register online 

I wonder if there's an honorary list for out of state people.

Ok, correction: It will be used like "and causing a nuisance" laws to add 20 years on the end of a 170 year sentence OR they will be used like current tax/RICO/Patriot Act laws to lock up people when they can't get any other charges to stick. It still sounds unconstitutional to me.  But I hope that some smartass DA uses it on the local Tea Party. 

"Patriotic" groups have been excluded.

Doktor. I just did a tiny bit of research, and it looks like you're shit dumping strobe light effect would necessitate inducing an epileptic fit. This is just a cursory search, as I have yet to identify a specific light pattern or method to induce said mayhem.

Apparently, this is the case...The pattern simulates a petite mal seizure.  The poop part only happens if they are "holding" (most people are, to some degree, most of the time), and if you actually suppress their higher functions almost entirely.

There's probably a downside.

I did get shot down last time I suggested a theme-modification to the safari idea, but since nothing much of anything has happened since then with regards the concept, I'm gonna risk it again - because doing a Mad Scientist/safari could be a lot of fun.

if you ask Nursey very nicely - making avatars for people who agree with the things we're about to yell.

And this would add an extra layer of awesome!

Send her a pic and a nice request.  What you get back is up to her.

Hmmm...I am in serious danger of having an idea.

I'll come back to this later.

1110101 0111100 1010101 0110010 0000000
1100101 0001010 1010101 0101110 1010001
0101010 1111010 0100101 0110010 1010101
1111111 0101110 1101001 1110101 0111100
1010101 0110010 0000000 1100101 0001010
1010101 0101110 1010001 0101011 1110010
0100101 0110010 1010101 1111111 0101110
1101001 1110101 0111100 1010101 0110010
0000000 1100101 0001010 1010101 0101110
1010001 0102010 1111010 0100101 0110010
1010101 1111111 1101011 0101110 1101001
0101110 1101001

I CAN'T SPELL YOU!

5 bucks on Daruko.

Pay up.  It's not him.

Ah ah ah... don't forget... he's a proxy WIZARD.

Uh huh.  I tracked his IP a while back.  It's legit.

          The pidgeons won the chess tournament

Call me crazy but doesn't this go against the first amendment right of free speech and the right to assemble peaceably (and maybe the right to petition the Government for a redress of grievances)? It smells like political theater to make the state government look like they are tough on crime. It's a stupid and pointless law that will probably never need to be enforced.

Optimist.  It will be enforced plenty, on people with the wrong values.

And that constitution thing only works if The People believe in it.

They don't.

Kindly give back the Doktor's drugs.

Sometimes I want to drive off a bridge.

And miss all the cheap laughs?

You have to watch those bridges in Portland, I hear.  They have a siren-song all their own, and then you go bumpity-bump face first along the bottom for a week or two...And when you wash up, you make the poor policeman lose his lunch.

Best to have fun, instead.

They do call to you. It's like in the moments approaching the bridge, you have this moment of wondering whether you'll be able to control the compulsion to veer sharply to the right, take that box right through the railing and over the edge to find the bottom below, whatever that might be. But you don't, most of the time; you white-knuckle the steering wheel and stay the course until you get to the other side and you're in the clear and you don't have to worry about it until you get to the next bridge.

But sometimes, even more than the call of the bridges, there's the desire to drive to the end of the world. I know exactly where it is.

I know exactly what you're talking about. But there doesn't even have to be a bridge anywhere close to you. A lane of oncoming traffic works just as well. For myself, the only thing that sucks about suicide is you can't live through it if you do it right.

Suicide isn't what we're talking about.  We're talking about bridges in Portland, which is murder.

Damn straight. You have to really watch those bastards, or they'll GET you.

So, yesterday I had fun going to my second favorite place in Portland. This time, though, I didn't go inside... I went down to Oaks Bottom and walked below the mausoleum on the outside. I don't know which I like better. In its grey concrete state of semi-decay, looming over the wildlife preserve with the sunlight in glancing slices through the alders and cottonwoods, it was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. I walked up the slope on steps made of pieces of railroad ties set into the dirt and could see, through one of the ground-level windows, the crypts with a view. I wonder if they paid more for those crypts.

It's good to see writing like this again.  I had a very vivid mental picture of that.

Aye. Time to manipulate social structure for my own gains.

Everyone does that.

Manipulate it for maximum laughs.  Evil laughs.  Booming, maniacal laughs.