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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: It's actually about ethics in fictional bars
« on: September 23, 2015, 07:17:53 pm »


Hawt.

Alty is hawt, Nigel is hawt. It's all a bit too much to bear thinking about.

I will however grant you both some indulgences so you don't need to worry about the state of your souls when you go Full Freak.

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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: It's actually about ethics in fictional bars
« on: September 23, 2015, 03:42:22 pm »
As opposed to...?

Well now it's other people's instead of just my own. It's both erotic and nauseating.

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Apple Talk / Re: Your Original Avatar
« on: September 23, 2015, 03:23:11 pm »
I can't remember my very first, but the earliest I can recall was the octo-toolboxer man.

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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: It's actually about ethics in fictional bars
« on: September 23, 2015, 12:41:07 pm »
So that's why I never click that new replies to your posts link.

It's been 3 hours and I've barely scratched the surface. Fucking hell. I cant keep up with you guys.

Try it after you've not logged in for over a year.

My entire tubes are coated in ichor and brain flukes now.

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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: It's actually about ethics in fictional bars
« on: September 22, 2015, 10:44:49 pm »
Fucking with zoe quinn was fun when I was in my nazi /pol/ phase,



Two steps forward, three steps back.  What the fuck, man?

Nobody ever listens.  I'm always right, and nobody listens.

I'm like Casandra with a dick.  Tellin' ya.

Hey, that was like a year ago, I'm completely different now. Stopped with the hole angry teen looking for a revolution bullshit. Now I'm just chill and try to be nice to everyone.

Wait, what?

"Oh ja, ja I used to be Nazi but it's all gut now, honest! I don't have any real problems mit der juden now! Forgive unt forget, that's what I say!" ~pretty much the entire defence of the Nazis in the dock at Nuremberg.

Well real jews arenít anything like what they teach you in /pol/ school. The evil juden are more a cautionary tale of greed that no real human can embody. Also doesn't really matter if they're religious anyone can be greedy and cruel.

Ahhhh, I see. So it's what the Jew represents, not the actual Jew theirself that is evil. The stereotype of the Jew at least. I just, however, have one question:

In what substantive fucking way is that any different to any other brand of antisemitism that has existed for thousands of years from the Romans to Edward I, from centuries of pogroms in Russia to the actual fucking Nazis?

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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: It's actually about ethics in fictional bars
« on: September 22, 2015, 09:29:38 pm »
Fucking with zoe quinn was fun when I was in my nazi /pol/ phase,



Two steps forward, three steps back.  What the fuck, man?

Nobody ever listens.  I'm always right, and nobody listens.

I'm like Casandra with a dick.  Tellin' ya.

Hey, that was like a year ago, I'm completely different now. Stopped with the hole angry teen looking for a revolution bullshit. Now I'm just chill and try to be nice to everyone.

Wait, what?

"Oh ja, ja I used to be Nazi but it's all gut now, honest! I don't have any real problems mit der juden now! Forgive unt forget, that's what I say!" ~pretty much the entire defence of the Nazis in the dock at Nuremberg.

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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: It's actually about ethics in fictional bars
« on: September 22, 2015, 07:47:09 pm »
Yeah.   :lulz:  Either he changed, or I used to be blind, because up until now I took the guy seriously.  Of course, I haven't interacted with him since he was here.

Wait, that Bones? I always thought he was alright round here. What crawled up his ass and turned him into that asshole in the Facebook thread?

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Apple Talk / Re: UNLIMITED Wizard Joseph Garbage Collection Thread.
« on: September 21, 2015, 07:26:08 pm »
TWJ, I just realized that you might be the only person on PD to get your own Unlimited thread and still come back to become a regular and well-liked contributor. Kudos!

No regrets, no going back. If I hadn't met real people here that I came to admire first I'd have disappeared. As it stands I'm VERY happy to have found a peer group of decent folks. I kinda want a shirt that says

"PD .com taught me the true meaning of butthurt" or something.

 :cheers:

I think this is unprecedented. Good thing you didn't take lessons from this guy:

http://www.akksite.com/troll-kamp#!__troll-kamp/articles

We can all take lessons from AKK. I went to him for music lessons, and now I'm rather well paid by the CIA. Thanks Ambassador Klok Kaos!

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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: It's actually about ethics in fictional bars
« on: September 21, 2015, 06:58:03 pm »
It amuses me that he essentially agrees with Sarah Palin's viewpoint on this.

That's because he can see Texas from his house.

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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: It's actually about ethics in fictional bars
« on: September 21, 2015, 06:56:29 pm »
Ugh, yeah. I'm lucky my brain is completely incapable of following Lys's brand of bullshit. I have read that thread, but it's mostly like watching the rest of you shouting at an abyss.

He's kind of angry now.    :)

He's always kind of angry. Angry that the world doesn't recognise his genius or his struggles. Angry that we don't just fall into line and agree with his with his obviously correct analysis. Angry that you yourself even exist.

Yes, but he hates me, Payne.  I mean, he wants me DEAD.  It's AMAZING.

It's glorious, when you think about it. You've been telling people to kill you for years and none of us had had the balls. And now a former-ish meth head is showing us all up.

An Australian junkie is what Americatm is all about now.

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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: It's actually about ethics in fictional bars
« on: September 21, 2015, 06:49:49 pm »
Ugh, yeah. I'm lucky my brain is completely incapable of following Lys's brand of bullshit. I have read that thread, but it's mostly like watching the rest of you shouting at an abyss.

He's kind of angry now.    :)

He's always kind of angry. Angry that the world doesn't recognise his genius or his struggles. Angry that we don't just fall into line and agree with his with his obviously correct analysis. Angry that you yourself even exist.

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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: It's actually about ethics in fictional bars
« on: September 21, 2015, 06:42:28 pm »
Ugh, yeah. I'm lucky my brain is completely incapable of following Lys's brand of bullshit. I have read that thread, but it's mostly like watching the rest of you shouting at an abyss.

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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: It's actually about ethics in fictional bars
« on: September 21, 2015, 05:42:21 pm »
It is time for my irregularly scheduled annual check in.

I absolve you all of your sins. Except LMNO - you know what you did.

HE IS RISEN!

It's okay though cause I'll probably only disappear after less than a day and not come back for about 14 months cause I'm useless that way.

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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: It's actually about ethics in fictional bars
« on: September 21, 2015, 03:41:55 pm »
PAYNE YOU MIGHT BE A MAN OF GAWD BUT IF YOU'RE SO TOUGH HOW COME I AIN'T IN HELL YET?

CHECK AND MATE.

Because Hell is too good for you.

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