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Apple Talk / Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Cup of Coffee
« on: October 26, 2010, 10:09:32 pm »
I like turnips.
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It's funny how the position for boot-licking is so close to the one used for curb-stomping.
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Apple Talk / Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Cup of Coffee
« on: October 26, 2010, 08:42:30 pm »
One time I saw a blimp.
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Apple Talk / How Discordianism Got Me a Free Cup of Coffee
« on: October 26, 2010, 02:31:25 pm »
So anyway,
Today, Doktor Princess and I went to Dunkin' Donuts before I dropped her off at work.
We pulled up to the speaker box doohickey and put in her order, to which I added "Oh yeah, and a small medium regular." A moment of silence passed until the response came over the radio, "I'm sorry, a small regular?"...to which I came back with: "Yeah, small medium regular." "Please pull up to the window."
We moved up to the window and I paid for our order....sans any coffee for me.
"I'm sorry, we also ordered a small medium?"
"Very sorry, did you say small?"
"Yes."
They came back with a medium regular.
"Did we already charge you for it?"
"Nope."
"Here ya go."
....and that's how I beat the Fratellis and found the treasure of One-Eyed Willy.
Mindfucks get you free shit.
The End.
Today, Doktor Princess and I went to Dunkin' Donuts before I dropped her off at work.
We pulled up to the speaker box doohickey and put in her order, to which I added "Oh yeah, and a small medium regular." A moment of silence passed until the response came over the radio, "I'm sorry, a small regular?"...to which I came back with: "Yeah, small medium regular." "Please pull up to the window."
We moved up to the window and I paid for our order....sans any coffee for me.
"I'm sorry, we also ordered a small medium?"
"Very sorry, did you say small?"
"Yes."
They came back with a medium regular.
"Did we already charge you for it?"
"Nope."
"Here ya go."
....and that's how I beat the Fratellis and found the treasure of One-Eyed Willy.
Mindfucks get you free shit.
The End.
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Apple Talk / Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
« on: October 21, 2010, 11:47:15 pm »
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Apple Talk / Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
« on: October 21, 2010, 11:45:30 pm »
Heard it's gonna be a tit bit nipply tomorrow...we'd best keep abreast of the weather.
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Apple Talk / Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
« on: October 21, 2010, 04:16:06 pm »DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?!See what happens when you go to Hipster bars?
See what happens Larry?!
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Apple Talk / Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
« on: October 21, 2010, 03:41:34 pm »They also told me I couldn't drive into the parkign for my own apartment. Fuckers. I am LOCAL FUCKING TRAFFIC.
RESIDENT.
CITE ME FOR WANTING TO GO HOME AND EAT DINNER MOUTHBREEDERS, I DARE YOU!
Tell them to suck a fart out of your ass and be done with it.
Their choice.
TACIT FUCKING CONSENT.
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Apple Talk / Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
« on: October 21, 2010, 02:59:28 pm »
Yes, and so is using my tax money to fund your work study at URI......NOW GET BACK TO IT, LEST WE SEND YOU BACK TO THE NEW WORLD, SQUANTO!
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Apple Talk / Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
« on: October 21, 2010, 02:31:53 pm »
WHAT THE HELL'S A GIGAWATT?!!
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Apple Talk / Re: ATTN: Dok Howl (Everyone else GTFO)
« on: October 21, 2010, 02:29:43 pm »
After this, it's on to:
"MUPPETS: THE THINGS THEY CARRIED".
"MUPPETS: THE THINGS THEY CARRIED".
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Apple Talk / Re: ATTN: Dok Howl (Everyone else GTFO)
« on: October 20, 2010, 11:09:39 pm »
To explain this interhorseshit:
Richter:
"So we write a modern take on Wagnerian opera: "Der Ballshlager", perform it, and get banned from ever staging plays again.....ASAP, art can't wait. You songwrite and i'll provide pretentious gradiosity."
Me:
"That's fine...You're always riding my coat tails."
Richter:
"Fine. YOU come up with Wagnerian comedy! It's not easy! It's like stoically humming Die Meistersinger as the Bismark slowly slides into your butt as forty latex clad nuns moan out Loki's lietmotif with their goose stepping hobnail boots providing a double time percussion. YOU HAVE TO SUFFER FOR IT! STOICALLY!!...It's like two grown men have a mensur fight with dongs and holding straight faces!"
Richter:
"So we write a modern take on Wagnerian opera: "Der Ballshlager", perform it, and get banned from ever staging plays again.....ASAP, art can't wait. You songwrite and i'll provide pretentious gradiosity."
Me:
"That's fine...You're always riding my coat tails."
Richter:
"Fine. YOU come up with Wagnerian comedy! It's not easy! It's like stoically humming Die Meistersinger as the Bismark slowly slides into your butt as forty latex clad nuns moan out Loki's lietmotif with their goose stepping hobnail boots providing a double time percussion. YOU HAVE TO SUFFER FOR IT! STOICALLY!!...It's like two grown men have a mensur fight with dongs and holding straight faces!"
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Apple Talk / Re: ATTN: Dok Howl (Everyone else GTFO)
« on: October 20, 2010, 10:42:07 pm »
Since this is geared toward the good Dok, I thought I'd ask this:
Since when did we allow you to leave the compound? Seriously, I left you unattended in hopes that you'd behave, telling you that if you tried to escape again the big bubble would come and drag you kicking and screaming back to us where you'd just end up getting gassed again.
Seriously, prisoner 99.....
Where did we go wrong?
Since when did we allow you to leave the compound? Seriously, I left you unattended in hopes that you'd behave, telling you that if you tried to escape again the big bubble would come and drag you kicking and screaming back to us where you'd just end up getting gassed again.
Seriously, prisoner 99.....
Where did we go wrong?
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Apple Talk / Re: About the Welsh...
« on: October 18, 2010, 02:42:25 am »
Can't sleep....clowns will eat me....