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those other election pics show the end results, but we shouldn't throw out the finer data:

Oh, now this is interesting.

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Sarah_Palin_Kuwait_14.jpg

Apparently Palin doesn't know how to hold an M-16 properly, despite being an "avid hunter". 

are you referring to the fact that her finger isn't indexed?

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you give your kids donuts for breakfast?

awesome book btw.

Heavens, no!   We dont give him anything for breakfast.  He pays dearly.


Honestly, it's not as bad as it sounds.  my wife is a food nazi with him and he's lived his first year living on homemade baby food consisting of stuff like organic mango-spinach-bulgarwheat gruel.  a bit after his first birthday he's graduated onto human food, but now my wife has simply shifted our diet to the food nazi direction. 
Wife was at work this morning, and i figured i'd let him get cracked out on a raspberry filled donut and apple fritter.   I shoulda taken a pic of that because, with the raspberry goo, he looked a bit like Cain and Squid's avatars...
wait..... maybe it is as bad as it sounds....
oh well. the beanie fixed it.

good call....
It turns out his hyperactivity wasn't due to the donuts at all, but instead from the HAARP control signals.

He is now patiently reading his lesson book.

So i made this score at the Half-priced books the other day and thought i would share it.
It seemed innocuous at first.

It has various lift a flaps with objects and their names on them on the odd numbered pages, but on the even numbered pages it has object associations on them.
Here we see some foods.  Here's a flap with a donut

What would one naturally associate with that tasty pastry?

Why, the Spider lurking underneath it, of course!  (incidentally we had donuts for breakfast today so my kid is running around like hes on PCP or something)
Next, we see a fork.

I've always associated forks with the male gender, since they're stabby and all, but

This one's a forkin nancy!

Last example is some feathers.

welll....I guess this one makes sense....

on weeeeeeeed!

ok..... there's many more, but that's enough.  I showed it to my friends and they all seem to think that it would be bad parenting to introduce your child to seemingly strange and random associations for things... Sucks for my kids, if thats the case, because they are going to associate donuts and spiders for the rest of their life.....

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I havarti 'nuff of this cheddar jack

Uh-oh..... we've already used havarti.......
perhaps this thread is getting moldy..

I'm growing fodu them myself

what? you just want tofu get about it?

The marketer that came up with it was pretty sharp in my opinion

vpilf.com was registered in Arizona about a month ago.

Interesting, no?

Indeed.  however, perhaps they simply figured that they could always use the 'f' for flagellate, albeit with leffer effect....

I wonder if it was originally registered for the purpose of being an anti-Hillary attack site, since there was a lot of talk about her being Obama's VP around that time.  But maybe not.

I shudder to think of the intention of 'f' in that case.....

vpilf.com was registered in Arizona about a month ago.

Interesting, no?

Indeed.  however, perhaps they simply figured that they could always use the 'f' for flagellate, albeit with leffer effect....

Many moons ago i worked at papajohns pizza, and found it humorous that the cheese was advertized as '100% Real Cheese', with the 'R' capitalized because it was 'Real' brand cheese....

anyone noticed that they've already registered:
http://www.vpilf.com/
?
i wonder if that help or hurts their campaign? I'm sure it will go around emails.....

Blame Clinton all you fucking want to, but Bushie and his cronies didn't fix it.  They plunged it even further into the shitter and then took a dump on it, wiping their collective asses with the Constitution while they were at it.

Right on!
Ha! It took damn near eight years, but i finally convinced my folks about this fact.  They were classic Repubs snowed by the neocons.... they've finally admitted that Bush has horked this whole time. 
I would also add to your list that they had the perfect opportunity to repeal arms infringement and actively ignored it.... (mebbee you don't want that rider on your list, but there it is)

Holy carp!
you think he didn't realize what he was saying, or just thumbing his nose?