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Or Kill Me / The MUTHAFUCKING Wall [sup]TM[/sup]

« on: October 13, 2012, 02:18:05 am »

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!!. What the hell is wrong with all you? Here I am, reading a poem by Wordworth, about how much a boner he has for 19th century London that I am now thinking London is an eldritch THING that infected Wordsworth, and is subsequently to blame for how fucking terrible poetry is.

HEY YOU!!!

FUCK HEAD!!!

I got a fucking excuse. I have to deal with WICCANS in my RESERVE unit. HIGHSCHOOLERS in my college classes. Washintonians that seem to have NEVER EVER fucking driven in the rain.
OH NO POOR WIDDLY WELSHMAN IN SEAATLE!!!!

FUCK YOU.

Look, I get it. Tuscon is hot, and full of perverts, and furries, and wiccans, and Portland has the Bridges, and trust me I know about bridges, they compel me to photograph them while driving on them at 50-70mph in what the fuck it is that Portland has for weather, and Providence....is Providence.

There is SHIT that is HERE in the Pugent Sound. Some days you can TASTE the eldritch abominations that occasionally eat a hipster or college kid, but then there are the days the SMELL is solid. Oh I know, that's just rain, or fog, or some other Liberal Conspiracy.

I KNOW the real reason THOSE PEOPLE DRIVING can't drive in the rain. It isn't really rain.

SO BE FUCKING GLAD I AM HERE FIGHTING FOR YOUR RIGHT TO NOT HAVE RAIN!!!!!!

OR KILL ME

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Techmology and Scientism / Mostly working kindle

« on: June 08, 2012, 03:14:41 am »

So I have this kindle floating around. It still functions aside from only half of the screen working. What do? The interwebs only have software hacks and such for it.

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Apple Talk / I fucking hate flat tax rate douchebags

« on: May 02, 2012, 10:43:10 pm »

And I doubly hate that I am having a hard fucking time to snatch up the hard numbers to explain why they are fucking retarded.

By virtue of making more than you, they should pay more, that's your premise, right? Minimum wage in NY state leads to a yearly salary of $14,872, that's forty hours a week, 52 weeks out of the year. It sucks and it's way below the poverty line. If you're taxed 5% you'll be paying $743.60 in taxes. Now let's talk about our president. He makes $400,000 a year. Let's give him a mere tax of 15%. He's paying $60,000. Even at just 5%, he'd still be paying $20,000. Am I wrong, or does he still pay more in taxes? People with more money spend it on new technology while its still new and expensive, they buy expensive cars that cost more to insure, spend more on high risk investments.

I want to fire back with that this put more financial burden on the poor, but I fucking suck at this shit. I usually just filter out these kinds of retards.

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Aneristic Illusions / Upon Trans-national Corporations

« on: April 07, 2012, 09:41:46 pm »

So, I am taking a class that deals with the globalization of the world through media.
As part of this class I have to write a 4-5 page essay on one of large trans-national media conglomerates.
I'm going with Disney, because EVERYONE was raised on Disney, including me, and as an added benefit my mother's family LOVES Disney and everything related to it.

So far I am just skimming stuff to get ideas on where to get better sources than wikipedia when it dawned on me. I do not think these megacorps should be viewed as business ventures, but rather as a nations. This is probably very obvious, and I've been thinking towards that for a while, but it didn't click until I noticed to probably unrelated things: the birth of cyberpunk in the '80s and the whole host of deregulationing that began around the same time.
Whether or not there is correlation doesn't matter because it was in the back of my mind while I was reading about Disney and its subsidiaries. That's a LOT of people. That is a LOT of money.

Well in anycase, I'm looking forward to learning more about Disney and so on and so forth, doubly so if it turns out I can legitimately say, "hey Mom, Disney is fucked up and Disneyland is not a cool place to visit." I mean it's rather self-evident, but still her family still hold Disney to this great thing.

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Apple Talk / BREAKING NEWS: The World Can Support Infinite People

« on: March 04, 2012, 07:38:30 pm »

And I support eugenics.

hxxp://www.anarcho-punk.net/viewtopic.php?f=9&p=57066#p57065

I'm saying poverty is, like, imposed, and production is geared towards accumulating capital not satisfying the needs of people (although they do occasionally correlate).  That there is widespread hunger and poverty has fuck all to do with there being 'too many people', instead it has everything to do with social relations.

Well duh, but that does not preclude the fact that are in fact too many people on this planet. I'm saying one thing and you thinking I am saying another, when in fact the thing you are saying is something I agree with but not the same thing I am saying.

There arent to many people on the planet; there is enough resources to go around. People who believe this idea support eugenics.

So because I say the Earth is over population I support eugenics? gee thanks.

So how many people can the Earth support?

Infinite, as it has for thousands of years.
Eugenics is the only way to lower population or exterminating them.
hmmmm, kill the poor people. Get less population.
 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :lmao:  :rofl2:

Anarchists are so cute.

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RPG Ghetto / WARNING SKYRIM RELATED!!!!!! Coyote's Skyrim Mod Progress

« on: February 09, 2012, 10:23:27 pm »

Warning!!! There will be lots of pictures.

Adding a helmet FAIL



Upside down shield FAIL



DW Beer Mugs WIN




Blocking with a beer mug WIN


Upsidedown beer mug BOOOOO


Giant Purple Gem Hammer Thing WIN?




NO YOU CANNOT HAVE MY BEER!!!!

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Or Kill Me / Another Rant

« on: February 09, 2012, 10:03:57 pm »

"Well fuck you too"

"pardon?"

"You heard me. Fuck yourself with a rusty garden snake"

"Come now my friend what is the matter?"

"You know damn well."

"If I fucking knew I wouldn't be confused, now would I?"

"STOP USING LOGIC ON ME YOU ASSBAG!!!!!" <inarticulate noises and breaking vases>

"Are you done? Those were very cheap vases that no-one liked anyways. How dare you destroy them"

"well I'm fucking tired of this shit. This 'oh look something to talk about everyone contribute.' I go 'SHINY.....DERP.' Stop judging me"

"I am not seeing the problem."

"Of course not. Do you know how annoying it is to never have ANYTHING to add?"

"can't say as I don't fucking exist."


"I know that. You are just a fucking tool to explain shit."

"Thanks....I feel so loved."

"Can it you twit."

"Well are you going to explain your position?"

"My position is I am annoyed that I can't ever seem to contribute to other projects. I guess all I am good for is making stupid pictures using copypaste"

"You know you really suck at this."

"Sod off. Sorry I am not living up your expectations and making a long drawn explanation of everything."

"Then go do something you want to do and stop beating yourself up over shit you suck at."

"Oh right, and what if noone gives a fuck? What if I want some fucking input on MY shit that I am doing?"

"Share it?"

"Did that already. I get  or  or nothing"

"Well aren't you making funny pictures to be funny? Shouldn't you want  ?"

"Shut it. I'm not even concerned with that shit. It's my other project that's pissing me off."

"Oh the "rip off blizzard and use their models in Skyrim" project?"

"Well fuck you. That's not the point. The point is that modding communities will either ban you or just ignore you. Evidently WoW isn't cool enough to import but you need 5 million nude mods and accessories to help you impregnate your socks while playing Skyrim alone in the dark"

"Well, maybe WoW is just not cool enough for the nerds that play Skyrim?"

"I dunno man. Maybe I should get a better hobby?"

"Like?"

"Hrm..........why am I bitching about this? I'm pissed that I can't come up with a way to contribute to one tribe and that another tribe that should want to help is just unhelpful"

"Well people do suck"





The preceding was Coyote letting minor annoyances spill out of his head.

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Apple Talk / HEY BITCHES!!!!

« on: February 08, 2012, 03:14:10 am »

I BET YOU DIDN'T THINK I ACTUALLY HAD A FUCKING TOMAHAWK!!!!!!
YOU BITCHES WERE UNAWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What the fuck do I do with it?

I'm thinking it needs a hat and mustache. If a tomahawk could talk, what kind of voice would it have? What would it talk about.

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Or Kill Me / A rant

« on: February 08, 2012, 01:34:21 am »

About nothing. Sorry children and cranky old people. I just don't got anything to rant about. I'm not really angry enough about anything at the moment.
I could rant about having to fill out all these bull shit forms to get processed into my reserve unit, but #firstworldproblems maybe.

My gf's cat is fucking annoying, but it's a cat. That would be par for the course.

But wait.....what the fuck?

LISTEN UP SHITFUCKSTAININGCOCKORANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

PD ISN'T EVEN FUCKING TV FOR WEIRDOS........

Ahem.

I feel guilty when I browse PD and don't even comment, let alone post anything. The slow downward spiral of PD is depressing.


I AM JUST TYPING SHIT TO TYPE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CF F F F F F F UIOHVY %R(OIJR^&FF I(I(P*O(P_gli3ru28973b4v8 tysuhvjhbio7ryoIUDYFGUIOWE4HRGJKLRI3YIUAH;O9W837[0989820983785IOWJHGKLNFJKGHUILAYE4897389QIOWHETIHASIOEIO EIOHEIURY893QAOAIYHUIEYRKLJH EUEYOJH  NGLIUWEYQOYPO;DJLN HFEUIWYQOPIJHGJ,NVB  HGIOEUHGLKJNAJKNSDFKGHIORLKNGAJKLHGIO4RHGOJEHRKLG JHWOIRHGLHAKLNFD,KNVKLJDYHRGUIOHEORIHGLHGKLJDFHGKLJDHKJGHDKJHGKDJFGJHGLKJDHFGLRTUI9EJKLNBLKTYJNIOTYN687456165746+46
1654

I'm not even a discordian.

HEY LOOK BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RPG Ghetto / Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning

« on: January 17, 2012, 02:06:46 am »

Has anyone heard of this game yet?

From the site http://reckoning.amalur.com/

What is Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning™?

Reckoning is an epic, open world role-playing game that gives fans their first experience with Kingdoms of Amalur™, a new universe imagined by R. A. Salvatore, brought to life by Todd McFarlane, and designed by Ken Rolston and his team at Big Huge Games.

I watched their demo video of combat. It's pretty, and cartoony, sort of like WoW. There is a demo coming out tomorrow.

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Apple Talk / Coyote's Conundrum

« on: January 10, 2012, 10:54:30 pm »

So it's been 2 weeks since I officially ended my contracted active duty time in the Army, and many of you know I was planning on doing ROTC and getting commissioned as an officer. But now I find myself going, "um....wait that is a lot of standing around in boots, not moving and pointless attention to details," and not wanting to go sign up for the sophomore level ROTC classes.

I've weighing all the benefits, money, healthcare, I get to play with military grade weapons, but I fucking hate formations.

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Apple Talk / Coyote's Random Crap involving Skyrim Thread

« on: December 31, 2011, 12:44:59 am »

One dismal PNW day a coyote woke up.

What was he going to do today?

But, what's this?

SKYRIM?!?!?!

HURRAY!!!!!



So our hero loads this game, hoping for tales of heroic glory, or epic loot.




'What the fuck?" thought our hero, but he persisted in his quest for adventure without leaving his house.




"This is odd. How did Twid get into a video game, especially after that beauty pageant for potatoes."



It was almost as if someone had crudely modded his copy of Skyrim using MSpaint while on peyote.

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Discordian Recipes / Coyote's Breakfast Blasphemy

« on: December 24, 2011, 01:23:47 pm »

Vindaloo for breakfast?
Why yes.

Inspired by http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=29782.0

Similar recipe.
 I substituted ground pork for chicken, and potatoes for frozen vegetables. I also omitted the chilies as my GF doesn't like food that spicy.




PORK SAUSAGE IS THE DRINK OF KINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





THE VICTIMS BEFORE THE SACRIFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





This might have been a bad idea.



Our combatants meet.

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Apple Talk / ATTN: ALL YOU FUCKERS!!!

« on: December 20, 2011, 03:47:03 am »

Coyote hates you all. Please to be inserting cordless drills into orifices. I stop fucking posting, come back, and see......PD.

BBL playing video games and being a good consumer because I, unlike you communist fascists, love America. All those products won't buy themselves.

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Techmology and Scientism / ZOMBIE FISH FOR SCIENCE!!!!!!

« on: November 05, 2011, 11:52:00 am »

So I was checking SMBC when I saw
, which led me to Support Zombie Research! in which someone wants to .

Not only is that cool, but bizarre since I had just resurrected that picture.

You know what's awesome? Parasites.

You know what's even more awesome? Parasites that infect the brain of their host, and make their hosts do crazy things that benefit the parasite. Yeah, kinda like zombies.