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Ok...this whole thread is really about OP's psyche. OP bluntly admits that he cannot effectively tell a lie and thus is simply prompting for the community to discuss the nature of truth and falsehood so that he can fell good about himself while he commands a community to debate an argument which serves no purpose. Tl;dr, OP is mad because he can't lie (and thus acquire goods in a society where lying is a valuable skill) and therefore wants you all to discuss the nature of truth and lies in order to feel the gratification of having social strokes come his way...

necromatic internet psychology!

After school detention in my high school consisted of helping the janitor clean the bathrooms and mop the floors.

[yet believable]

This is like 12 years old at this point, but well worth a reread. One of the most deliciously over-the-top (yet believable) trolls I've ever seen.

http://doodiepants.com/2009/12/09/the-legend-of-the-mall-ninja-gecko45/

Yeah you have to go extreme to make it noticeable and even then you couldn't really be sure.

Meet Tex Grebner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYvAxLX6OzE

yes... how did you guess?

magick

[Eris is cool with me and I am cool with Her]

So this is what a really real discordian looks like.

What a let down.

may be a let down... but i am in a middle ov a desert and forgot to make a sand-witch.

Wow. I thought you were mildly retarded in the other threads I saw you post in but you're all the way brain-dead, aren't you, champ?
We're not actually Discordians. If you read around a bit before slappy merrily at your keyboard to share this ridiculous shit with us, perhaps you'd have realised that. We found the Goddess but you don't want to know what we did to her when we found her.

I would not like to know... I am not a discordian, or anything in particular... may be a christian or a satanist or a wiccan or an athiest... you cannot really know what I am, or choose to be

whether you like it or not, Eris is cool with me and I am cool with Her, just to let you know I have smoked my self stupid... occaionally. and this is or not one ov those times.

So .... wiccan it is.

 

nyc being evicted again.

Internet-driven attention deficit disorder.

"Fight the power, we got to fight the po- *NEWS CYCLE CHANGES*...OMG this [new outrage] outrages me.  To the twittermobile!"

Also, "consensus decision making".  Because what that means is, you can't police the protests and chuck people out unless everyone agrees, and some retard will always say "but we need more people, we're a big tent".

To which I can only respond: fuck you, if the save the whale people are the only ones standing between us and neo-serfdom for a thousand years, I'll take the latter, thank you very much.

The consensus bullshit was a terrible idea. The only way consensus decision making works is if you have a fairly static group or if you do consensus via representation.

It's also a chance for hipsters to have lots and lots of people listen to their wisdom of the ages.

THIS.
Watching those GA's is fucking painful.  The last one they held in the par took them like an hour to figure out what to do for all the people who's tents were destroyed and had nowhere to go.  Not to mention the one they held wile in a standoff with the fucking cops.

I thought the point of peaceful protests was to get the police to publicly brutalize the shit out of you until your numbers swelled enough to take it not the next level.

i told you i was hardcore

http://web.archive.org/web/20090618053844/http://mirrored.flabber.nl/gozer.irc.webcam.OD/ripperlog.txt
http://web.archive.org/web/20031009052158/http://mirrored.flabber.nl/gozer.irc.webcam.OD/post-ripperlog.txt

[04:49] <ripper> I told u I was hardcore
[04:49] <grphish> GO CALL RTHE UCKING
[04:49] <grphish> POISON CONTROL CENTER
[04:49] <grphish> ripper: we knew that already
[04:49] <ripper> fuck u
[04:49] <ripper> pusys
[04:49] <ripper> u are so fucking stupid

Fucking Wiretaps, how do they work?

http://www.howstuffworks.com/search.php?terms=wiretaps

waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait WAIT just a damn minute ....


http://www.howstuffworks.com/search.php?terms=magnets

Your search for "magnets" returned 1,336 articles


THANK YOU INTERNET

One of lifes great mysteries, those magnets.

College is for job training, not sitting around thinking.
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The issues addressed in this article resonated with me. When I enrolled in college, I was interested in someday becoming an astrophysicist but I wasn't sure. I took an introductory astronomy class - and it was the most boring, tedious thing I ever endured. I thought we would be observing the heavens through telescopes, not slogging through obscure information about celestial spheres and such. I decided that while science is a fun hobby, I didn't want to do something this boring for a living, so I switched to studio art. If I can't make some sort of positive impact on society, if I'm just slogging away for years on tedious tasks, then why waste my time doing it?

Fucking Wiretaps, how do they work?

http://www.howstuffworks.com/search.php?terms=wiretaps

Well wouldn't you know it.

My collectors edition just arrived and the dragon is misshapen and wont sit on the stand.

DO IT.

Then, when he shows up to meet "you", I can be waiting there in a stunning vinyl miniskirt and push-up bra.

Might have to break quite a few fingers that evening.

It's an open world, single player game.