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#31
Or Kill Me / Discourse 27: Idle Australia
July 14, 2004, 07:14:04 AM
TV, what can be said? it sucks. The music scene,  what can be said? It sucks. But I don't like the elitism in the Indie scene. I listen to some, but there's some talent in the more mainstream venues. Look at the Flaming Lips. They didn't really hit it off til 99, wayne was pushing 40. Modest Mouse, awesome band, but now that they've scored a hit a lot of their fans are turning on them. Pisses me off.

I'm involved in the local music scene to a degree, and most of it is Xian. My point? I don't have one. TV sucks. Go read a book instead. Or play video games.
#32
Or Kill Me / Rant Θ: Political acrobatcs...
July 14, 2004, 06:50:00 AM
Well, look at it this way. Good is being accomplished. It's being done for all the wrong reasons, but it's results that count.

This is why I've almost totally stopped following politics, except to say, SsBella for Loverboy of the Koopa Kingdom 2004!
#33
Or Kill Me / Hotsuma's Reviews: Drakengard
July 14, 2004, 01:32:23 AM
I can't comprehend how anyone can have a Yuna fettish. She's really dull, and not that bright. Rikku on the other hand....I'm going to Gen-Con as FFX-2 ManRikku! :-D Been assempling the costume already begun hath. yessss.

FFX-2 is good, but it's no FF6. I wish they'd remake 6, then we could have the entire score orchestrated, the Opera Scene done with full voice, and finally get to see how Celes SHOULD look.
#34
Literate Chaotic / More Conjecture (Zen Poetry)
July 13, 2004, 06:53:05 AM
The foolish man brushes his teeth
The wise man has none

Wisdom is folly disguised as absurdidty. Seek the gopher.


Jerry Garcia? He went that'a'way.

Once the mighty Trey Anastasio was asked if he could spare a cigarette. His reply is a mystery. Meditate on this.
#35
Or Kill Me / Zen
June 25, 2004, 04:15:19 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: RocketLlama*pies and canes Hugh*

*beats Roger up with a Dildo*

*pees in a circle to mark his territory and puts up a flag proclaiming his little circle the Kingdom of Zen and Excommunicates and student of Zen not paying him taxes*

*Molotovs Rocketllama's territory, and kills the entire population*

*Canes DonkeyOtay*

*Pies RocketLlama as he tries to escape*

*sits in his underground Tower of the Mighty Razor and plots his revenge involving sticks*
#36
Or Kill Me / Rant 44: Just for the hell of it
June 25, 2004, 03:57:45 AM
Cocktails! Moltatov Cocktails! Get 'em before they're hot! $5 a piece or 5 for $23! Perfect for overthrowing evil fastfood empires! Cocktails! Get yer cocktails!
#37
Or Kill Me / Zen
June 25, 2004, 03:53:46 AM
*pies and canes Hugh*

*beats Roger up with a Dildo*

*pees in a circle to mark his territory and puts up a flag proclaiming his little circle the Kingdom of Zen and Excommunicates and student of Zen not paying him taxes*
#38
Or Kill Me / Zen
June 24, 2004, 10:41:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: RocketLlama
Quote from: Saint*Bastardzen is not a 'being,' zen is a 'doing.'

ifyou seek zen, you will not find.

if you listen for zen, you will not hear.

if you try tosmell zen, you will not smell.

zen is the seeking, the listening and the hearing, not what you
seek, what you hear and what you smell.

meditate on that a few times, then return when you are ready for your
koan. your personal koan.

-Roshi N'yo B?©

*hits Roshi with a stick*

HEY!  That's MY gig!

*hits Roger with a stick*
#39
Or Kill Me / Re: Time to hoist the black flag...
June 24, 2004, 06:17:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDI've about fucking had it with the damn government "assistance."

You can thank Newt Gingrich.

Say, "Thanks, Newt, for trashing the assistance programs in 1994!"

The GOP cares for YOU.

Thank you Newt for fucking it up for us!

And thank you Baby Boomers for being annoying and assholes and taking all the social security so that al the subsequent generations will die old and poor!
#40
Or Kill Me / Time to hoist the black flag...
June 24, 2004, 05:41:24 AM
FUCK YEAH!
#41
Or Kill Me / Zen
June 24, 2004, 03:13:49 AM
Quote from: Saint*Bastardzen is not a 'being,' zen is a 'doing.'

ifyou seek zen, you will not find.

if you listen for zen, you will not hear.

if you try tosmell zen, you will not smell.

zen is the seeking, the listening and the hearing, not what you
seek, what you hear and what you smell.

meditate on that a few times, then return when you are ready for your
koan. your personal koan.

-Roshi N'yo B?©

*hits Roshi with a stick*
#42
Literate Chaotic / Discord.pdf
June 23, 2004, 07:32:14 PM
Hella cool even.
#43
Or Kill Me / Rant 44: Just for the hell of it
June 23, 2004, 04:41:26 PM
Quote from: fasboy4001great rant

makes me want to burn down a McDonalds

No! McDonaldses should not siomply be razed to the ground. They should be conquered! A small contingent of disgruntled counterculturals or some bored discordians would make a perfect invasion force. Storm into the McDonalds flying whatever flag you see fit, slay it's King (Owner) and his toadies (Managers) and impose you're new Rule on the employees. The customers may be relased, unless any of the members of the opposite gender tickle you're fancy, in which case you may add them to your McHarem.

Then you will merely have to sit back and fortify you're defenses for the battle against McCorporate, or the McFuzz
#44
Literate Chaotic / Discord.pdf
June 23, 2004, 09:07:29 AM
Tokeval, Rocket P Llama, Magna Cum Stupido, and Daniel P are all at your service as well. As shown by my DA site I am a BRILLIANT writer. :D
#45
Raise a glass to those who kick ass
Whether here or whether passed
Smoke a bowl and reminisce
Try to forget that the world is piss