It's a funny thing, gravity.
It's not something that I normally think about, but its always dragging you down, sounds obvious right? You know you get shorter over the course of day? That gravity compresses your spine without you even noticing. Can you imagine what would happen if you were to stand up for any serious length of time? It would probably crush you, and you wouldn't even notice, until you've got gravel in your teeth that is.
Gravity's a clever git you see, its quiet, you think its just keeping itself to itself, but everytime you stand up, everytime you vie for a little more freedom it starts wearing you down, it wants you for itself you see, it wants to wrap its soft tentacles around your skull and bring you crashing into the fold. It wants your soul. It wants to say that you belong to gravity.
That you are its slave.
So what are you gonna do? You just gonna stand there and wait until you melt into the ground? Maybe try and be like a bird, fly away and pretend to be free. The birds aren't free you see, eventually they land, eventually gravity wears them down, and traps them, a drags them into the ground.
Maybe just make yourself a teenage cliche, throw yourself off something high and see if you can at least make a dent in the crust, unlikely, but you never know, you could always bring some friends, then you got a better chance right? Or at least its more hassle to clean up.
how about a slingshot? Get yourself some propulsion, swing around this rock and fire yourself into outta space, outta time if you get lucky. Whatever happens, just remember to smile and tell everyone your having a great time through those gritted teeth. Don't let anyone forget you're still determined.
But its a funny thing, gravity, in the end, it always wins.
So, what you're saying is, if we let them change how we commit suicide then the gravitists win?
Maybe you should build a downwards inclined bed, and tie a rope around your feet, so gravity's pull makes you stretch.
AND YES GRAVITY ALWAYS WINS - KILL YOURSELF - JUMP LEMMING - JUUUUUMP
i hate to break it to you guys but its not really about gravity.
is it actually about lightheartedness?
It's about cock. RB is a slave to the cock.
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 02, 2009, 10:53:52 AM
is it actually about lightheartedness?
trip wins!
pent comes a close second! :mrgreen: