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#2
Or Kill Me / brain stop please
November 16, 2015, 09:32:03 AM
Dear Brain.

Today you've really been making me want to feel loved. Cut that shit out will you? I enjoy being hateful, political, nihilistic, and an all around asshole. Granted, I swap from extreme to extreme quickly. So while I do enjoy the occasional feeding the homeless and letting them use my shower, I also enjoy filling up their change cups with foreign money. But really, stop your feely bullshit. It's a waste of time to actively search for love with goals like to find a soul mate, or to find a friend. Cause you can't force those things. I just have to keep doing what I'm doing, and eventually someone will roll along that I click with. So stop making me feel so alone. I talk to people for a few hours each day. I'm socially adjusted. I hope.

Not my fault that there are only so many people like me. Well kinda is, because I pursue things away from the bell curve, but you'll be damned before I compromise myself just for some cheap cuddles or love.
#3
Or Kill Me / Machining at sonic.
October 12, 2015, 04:53:32 AM
Just a writing practice I'm doing cause I need to write a speech, and this gets the juices flowing.

1.
If green lights on order screens. Take order out.
When approaching car. Mandatory greeting. "Hello, you had the [read order], total will be [total]" then hand them the food. Get the money, give them change.

2.
If the ceiling is beeping, but no green lights. Answer speaker. Located to either the right or left of the store.
Required greeting. "Hello, thank you for making my sonic your sonic, my name is Meunster, it would be a pleasure to take your order."
If screen says "ORDER IN PROGRESS." Replace "it would be a pleasure to take your order" with "how may I help you."
Listen to their order. Type order into screen. Repeat order. If correct click TOTAL then START twice.

3.
If no green lights and no beeping.
Look at drink screen. If there are drinks and no one is on drinks. Make drinks.
If someone is on drinks.
Look at bagging area. If food needs bagged, and no one is bagging, set up bags.
Look at ice cream station. If there is ice cream and no one is making ice cream. Make ice cream.

4. If No green lights, no beeping, no drinks, bags, or ice cream. Tidy up or get ice.
Wait quietly for the beeping to start.

Repeat for 10 hours.  :horrormirth:


#4
Aneristic Illusions / clocks
September 24, 2015, 04:48:42 AM
So I made a few clocks recently.

My teachers didn't like them.
#5
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Tinder
September 24, 2015, 01:42:49 AM
How do I fit a personality into 400 characters?
Been trying for an hour. 

What would you guys say about me?
#6
Or Kill Me / I like you gusy
September 22, 2015, 05:23:41 AM
I really like you guys. We hate the same things, which turns out, is everything.

I'm the happy buzzed right now, and I'm just reading archived posts and loving you guys.

No one else is that nice mix of punk and normie. The logical middle ground. I hate punks, and I hate normal people, though, guess I shouldn't hate "normal people" that's self righteous as fuck. I'm not awakened, or above. Nihilism means we're all shit but different, but I like my shit, and I like your shit, the peanuts and blood give it class.

I love the scripture, nothing else in the world says "Look what you can do, now don't do it, or do, but really just do your own thing. That's the most important."

I love you nigel, bro love, not actual love. How you put up with my shit, and see the irony and humor in it. That doesn't go through well on the internet, but you get it. sometimes...

I love you Roger, man, you don't hate me, but you really want me to shut up, and someone to tell me to shut up is all I want in the world. It's the motive that makes me sit down, take my pills, go to the gym, study, then come back on the weekend FUCKING CRAZY AS EVER, BASEBALL BAT TO ALL THE REAR VIEW MIRRORS OF THE  FUCKS WHO PARK ON THE SIDE OF A 2 LANE STREET. LIke yeah, I love playing leep frog over your car when there's someone else trying to go by, but really, telling me to shut up, plainly, without any of societies, "shut up, or fail, shut up, or starve, shut up, or disapoint everyone." that's what I want, the real, authentic. "shut up meunster, you're annoying me" cause to me, that's inspiration to get my shit together. After I have all my shit collected, and in a big bag, I'm putting it on someones door step though, so w/e.

I love you moot, you glorious fagget, wait... wrong website.

I love you Q. G, your work speaks for it's self and putting the effort you put into spreading discordianism needs to be recognized. Actually it is recognized, but now I'm recognizing it too. Which doesn't mean much, cause I'm shit. but a thank you is a thank you. So thank you m8.

I love you LMNO you're just a nice guy, and the first one to donate to that gofundme I made, which, then got taken down by the fucks who run the site, but I love the attempt. It inspired me to go ranting and raving at local college campuses, which inspired me to then ditch the ranting and raving for some crazy one night stand. Don't worry, I left a bunch of copyleft sheets at his house. Word of discordianism will get out.


AND TO the Australian without australian, making a bad name for all gunowners, when any true Australian would be able to punch a man to death from 100 miles away. I love you chasoadvocate. No one makes me feel good about myself like you do. If we replace therapists with Chaos advocate people would feel a lot better when they compare how they think to how he thinks, it's so simple, why hasn't science realized it?
but really, I hate being the weakest link around here, you new crazy people really take the stress off me.


I'm half temped to put a if you're offended or my perception of you clashes with how you see you, then I'm sorry I'm shit, don't worry about it.
BUT NAH, cause I love you all, and an I love you from a confident source is better then one from some limp dicked loser who shuffles blame around by using nihilism.
SO fuck it, I love you. Even you, the admins who I didn't mention, keep it up. Oh, and you, people who play small roles and ignore me(good idea btw) I love you too.


#7
Discordian Recipes / glazed doughnot vodka
September 22, 2015, 05:14:54 AM
If you have never had it. I feel bad man.

It taste like a fucking glazed doughnut.

Mix it with any soda, it just makes it more sugary.

My favorite is either. Root beer, the sugar and sour tinge of the vodka, makes it taste even more vanillaey

or orange cream soda, the glazed taste plays super well into the cream. 
#8
Or Kill Me / Emotional bullshit arrogant college rant
September 17, 2015, 05:36:59 AM
I'm crying over a fucking anime again. I didn't even like it, I was only interested because it was about AI robots, which is kinda my thing right now. The first episode and it's already struck a cord with me, a deep cord. Life reflective, the kind of heart string that makes me want to fix everything.
The fucking cord I keep pretty well buried.
Behind everything I do I can somewhat see it. (that or I'm assigning meaning to some odd goal I haven't thought of yet.)
From the way I back track to dissolve blame off my self. "I was only shitpost, just pretending to be retarded, that's not actually me" I can't take that personally.
To my weird bdsm, worship, and mind break fetishes, cause mind broken people can't hate me.
To me calling all animals, not by name, but by what animal they are. I've had a bunny for a year, still only call it Rabbit. What if I get attached? Then it'll just die.
To myself hate and nihilism, I can't get attached to life, cause then I'll just die.
To the music I listen to, folk punk, self loathing, angry, and authentic. Values I like because I value honesty, and it takes some fucking balls to say just how fucked the world is.
To why I distance myself from my little sisters, they're still stuck with my mom, and they're in for being real fucked up. I can't watch what I care about get hurt.
To all my drug problems, I can't care, if I can't think.
To how I think the universe is so big that nothing in it matters, there fore I'm guilt free, but no, that's stupid. Cause the universe isn't my universe. Even if life is meaningless, my life doesn't have to be. Just need to think of the reason to give it.
To barely trying in college, cause at least I can pull the "I wasn't trying" excuse when I get a C on a test, just so my pride won't get hurt.
To, while I'm a good kid, with a future, and I'm normal as fuck, but a little goofy. I have shit relationships with my parents, because I'm afraid to get hurt, and I'm afraid to hurt them. How do people deal with knowing that the ones they are supposed to love most will die before them? You grow up knowing that the people who are the nicest to you are going to die. They'll probably do it selflessly too.

and to my fucking hobby of AI's. Me, like every fucker in this anime uses them to fill a void, nothing is better than being loved unconditionally, but humans just can't do that, all are prone to egotism, but robots they're prone to following their programming. 

I want to make some big plan to change myself, and be the best person possible.
But deliberate attempts at change are arrogant as fuck.

I like to pretend to hide this shit between words like eccentric, mad scientisty, and nihilistic, but fuck, I've just been employing the "don't think about it method" which is equally fucked to being put into a shitty world, but worse because I'm doing it to myself.

Well, that feels good to get off my chest. Tbh I don't care if you read it, simply knowing someone might is good enough.
Also don't give me your wise sage bullshit, give me a real reaction if you do read it.
#9
Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / random thoughts.
September 17, 2015, 02:20:21 AM
"WARNING"
"this book is triggering."
~anita sarkesian

246 pages of triggers and other release mechanisms.

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what's the speed limit in egypt?
30 Niles per hour.
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#10


Lewd robots are the future i choose to make.
#11
Don't ever do this shit again. - Dok
#12
Being a young 18 year old my social consciousness  didn't catch on till goth was on it's way out. I'm in an interesting position where all I can see is the reaction to goth culture. The hottopics, the odd southpark episode, the weird children it spawned like emo, scene, and ravers. It's not like I can go find a live stream of 10 years ago. So I'm asking you old farts, what was goth like in it's prime?
actually what where any subcultures like? Everything must of been completely different.
#13
Or Kill Me / Swingers cucks and cheaters oh my.
July 17, 2015, 03:20:09 AM
It seems there isn't a guy in my town who hasn't been cheated on. I'd ask people from other towns or cities but I just asked my favorite botnet. With 50% of marriages ending in divorce and 50% of people in a relationship admitting to cheating,  It'd probably get the same thing. It just seems that people are not loyal.

I'm trying to think over what'd be the best system in the changing times. Mostly for selfish reasons but fuck, maybe the norms are changing.

So are the swingers right? It's unreasonable to mix love and lust? You should love one person and then when you get lust for another it should be separate from your love?

Are the poly people right? Granted there's a lot of different poly types. Is it the harem type where you have one person whos love and lust decides who the others have to love somewhat. Or the orgy type where everyone loves and lusts for everyone. Though, adding people to that could be a logistical nightmare.

Are there other types I don't know of?

Is the regular way the best and you just have to put up with shit?
#14
Or Kill Me / silly teenage rants
July 02, 2015, 06:54:43 AM
So, I got cheated on. Broke up with her, she said she would commit suicide, bitch never did it, but that's not my problem.
The problem is that she was my reason to life. Well, not completely, more my reason for not going into complete hedonism.

TRIGGER EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

The fuck do I do now? Maybe seeking new meaning excessively is me over compensating for learning the true face of love and human nature, but fuck it. I need meaning anyways. 

Nothing holding me back from doing anything I want. (except money) Hell, the first night after breaking up I realized I didn't have to be a big macho Dom anymore. I shaved my legs and went to a gay bar.  It was an alright night.
Sure the door of being a sissy guy and cross dressing could be fun for few months, but it'll get boring in a few months. Then what? Furry? Bestiality? sex trafficking? The list will run out eventually, I've already done like 80% of most porn sites category lists.
Even if I don't use sex to justify life. Do I pride myself over mastery of a subject? That seems as tangible as sex. I could learn all about physics or computers, but someone will always beat me. Even if I viewed them as my comrade I would still feel jealous of them. Even then, sciences move so fast that as soon as I discover something it just opens the door for people to top me. I'd get a month of gratification at best.
Everything else I don't care to do.




All pleasure if fleeting, but that makes it pleasure because with out the shit times the good times wouldn't be good. What do I do when I run out of pleasures that I can do legally? Or when I have no motivation to pursue pleasure?
Is pleasure even a good enough meaning to life?

#15
Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / word for....
May 15, 2015, 06:24:20 AM
Is there a word for the fear of not knowing the words to express a concept so you will never know the concept even exist?

Like in 1884, they can't rebel cause there is no word for rebellion.
#16
How do i tell if there's nothing to do in my city, or if im just not in the group that knows what's going on.

Ive checked every social media outlet for kcmo and everything just doesn't look fun. Its either dj night, college band, free seminar, political speech  (not the fub kind), or something for the kids to do.

Ive checked every online site, fb, twitter, tumblr, the pitch calander, even fetlife.

The most interesting thing that was going on was an open gangbang, but I only gangbang with people i know are clean. So that's out.

The poetry nights are only on Wednesdays and i don't want to be stuck at another small bar with a shitty 4 cord college band playing, that or stay home alone all night. Both bad ways to spend my time.

So half rant half question, how do i find fun? Or do i just have to go out in a silly hat to boreing events and make the fun myself?
#17
Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / gofundme?
April 29, 2015, 04:26:37 PM

What crowd funding site will help me kill myself in a fun and exciting way?
#18
How do you meet then irl?

I've only heard it mentioned once while in a gay pride parade, and it was just someone getting spergy.

How would you know where to look to find some?
#19
So which one of you is/knows him?

and why aren't you voting for a discordian president?
#20
Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / es funny joke ja?
April 22, 2015, 03:45:43 PM
I was about to sleep and was trying to think up a joke about Stirner, this was all I got. It's pretty bad.


What's the difference between a capitalist and an egoist?
Capitalist pay taxes on property.
#21
Literate Chaotic / Fanfics of the other kind.
March 03, 2015, 03:27:08 PM
"It's a pile of shit, but it has some good stuff in it." -lauren faust.
This is just a collection of MLP fanfics I like. Partly doing this to remember them so they don't fade into non existent because I am one of a few hundred people who are their last link to existence.
Also because once you get over the memes and the "omg poniezzz killzzz itt" autism they're pretty nice, and since they are person made they don't have any boundaries they can't cross, the authors are only restricted by the power of their writing and grammar (some are better than others.)

quick thing though if you intend to poke at them, Anon is the green guy who is just a self insert character. All of it's written in second person, and if you're autistic enough to care about poni then just imagine them as humans.

Blood anon, princess twilot spurgle botches a spell and ends up infusing anon into her blood. Like crona from soul eater.
http://pastebin.com/Y3s426wP


Obsessive Octavia, musical donkey gets incredibly yandere for green man and shit goes bonkers.
http://pastebin.com/hAB2xFx5

yandere derpy, unconditional love is fucking scary.
http://pastebin.com/u/YandereDerpy

spaghetti sparkle, NEETs are fucking terrifying.
http://pastebin.com/WT2Sy2qZ

The walk home, why helping bully victims always results in sex, or something.
http://pastebin.com/Q52MHHhN

luna's Anon, from cute slice of life lovey dovey to fucking  tear jerking.
http://pastebin.com/G62gnh1V

Anon is death, cute little comedies about a green guy reaping the souls of multi colored ponies.
http://pastebin.com/AXCrrCAh


There's other I've read over the years, but like I said, if I can't remember them then chances are the 100 other anons who read them can't and the author probably has deleted them by now.
#22
My adhd ridden friends won't sit still for more than 30 seconds to understand anything besides QWER and league tier lists.

What's a good quick pitch of it.
I've tried before but they keep saying that it's "le so randum" and only liked by scene girls or 2deep4you type people.

Like how do I make a reasonable pitch, especially with how it is now a relatively unheard of thing.
#23
This is now a make shift google drive (real one is full) for my forensics papers. However, feedback is pretty welcomed.

On autism, adhd, and other


In america 18% of people are diagnosed with a mental illness. Germany only has 11%. korea has 7%.

Now maybe, it's the fluoride in the water, or the vaccines that kids are getting, or maybe It's capitalism.
capitalism? giving kids mental illnesses? far fetched, but listen to my logic.

first imagine you're a regular psychiatrist, psychologist. You're not paid based off of the hours you work, and even if you were you require people to have problems to work. If you don't have anyone to counsel then you are out on the street. Now imagine what happens when a kid comes into your office. Even if he's a normal kid, the parents could think that the normal stages of growing up as a child or young adult are signs of a mental illness. So you talk to him, and most of the illnesses have symptoms that are so broad anyone can have them, for any reason.
Here's the best part, you can assign that kid anything you want that sounds reasonable for the behavior. You don't even have to test these kids, looking at the brain and pointing out the part that is not working is not required,  either because the tests for it don't exist, or because you just don't need to.
"Doesn't like people?" must be autism
"Gets bored in class" ADHD
Then give him a slip to get a pill at Walgreens, and recommend he comes back every month to check his progress and get another slip for pills.

There you go, job security, more money, and by just giving a regular kid a harmless tag.

Except it's not harmless. Imagine you're that kid. You just walked out being diagnosed with something like ADHD. It explains everything about you not sitting still, or not paying attention in class. Giving you a name is a self fulfilling prophecy. You are given a tittle, then you act in accordance with the tittle because it helps other people to understand why you're weird. Yet, you might not even have ADHD at all, you could just have a messed up diet, or are just lacking self control. Yet because of that you get a stigma that turns you into someone else. Instead of being told how to get better you are being lead into a way to get worse. The diagnoses is not the solution.

There's no one answer, but there are many small answers that can help everyone. For one, read, be skeptical, you may not be an expert, but you can know the difference between illnesses, especially when you, or your kid is being diagnosed with it.

Maybe redo some of the medical field so people don't have income on commission when diagnosing people.

Maybe stricter regulations, make the kids get the test before assigning the drugs, and don't diagnose kids with illnesses that have no physical base.



and that's the end, I'll probably go back and change my examples, add in more stats, this is a rough draft.
#24
Or Kill Me / I'm sick.
January 20, 2015, 03:56:20 AM
I've come down with some random sickness that causes me to have to lay in bed all day and sip chicken soup.

This is normally alright but I had a big day planned of being an asshole.
I was going to start it off with donating books to the homeless shelter. Of course I took the last 10 pages out of each, and in Shinler's list I complained alot about the yews controlling my media.
Next I was going to get a vuvuzella, tape it to an airhorn and blow it at who ever I drive by.
Then I had the plan to go to the local islamic church with some beef jerky, uncreative I know, but so is a hammer and it does just about anything.
Then I was going to go home and ddos the website for those sappy puppy commercials with the sad music that try to make me feel.

But I'm suddenly not up to it. Been thinking alot. Maybe dedicating my life to pissing off others isn't a good life to live. Not like I haven't tried others, I've gone through a shit ton type of lives, how ever at the end of each I grow bored and it starts to feel empty so I pick up some other type of attitude on life. Eventually spiraling into an existential crisis, where I get black out drunk, cry alot, stay in my room an entire weekend, consume mass amounts of media and then emerge with some new toy, like an autistic child who is trying to OD on aderal.

Maybe I'm doomed to live a life of cycles, but then again, isn't everyone else?
#25
Or Kill Me / Wittgenstein for the laid man.
January 01, 2015, 08:22:05 AM
I need to write this down so it's out of my head and I can fap before bed.

So basically my bud cant understand wittgenstein, so I'm going to use an analogy.


It's like playing texas hold 'em. Your two cards are your life experiences and everything you know, the other persons two cards is everything they know, and the 3 cards in the middle are the conversation. You both can be having the same flop, but it's the cards you hold that determine your reaction. In poker you could always ask to see the other persons hand, how ever in a conversation it's impossible, because when they start to tell you about their life, and why they are like they are. It becomes the flop/conversation and your 2 cards/life effect how you perceive it. So you can never truly understand their cards and how/why they are what ever they are, and why they have those reactions.

Wittgenstein realized something like this, and said "1.1 this leaves to much confusion, 1.2 to solve this shit we can all talk like lawyer dictionary robots. " That way we take alot of ourselves out of the conversation.  So instead of texas you play 52 card pick up.
#26
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / tulpas :^)
December 12, 2014, 01:09:38 PM
You guys ever got into tulpas?

A tulpa is basically you put enough thought into a character you create in your mind, you repeat exposing yourself to  it enough, and you think hard enough, and it becomes real(in your own mind).

It's surprisingly popularish.

#28
Or Kill Me / Discordianist anarchist.
December 06, 2014, 12:31:55 AM
This a thing? I'm going to make it one.

Because fuck actually anarchists. You are the other side of the grey face coin. The state is the institution that is set up by grey face to destroy chaos, that is the main goal to fight, we can agree on that, but you, you edgy ass bitches, you think Molotov and bricks take down grey face? No you are making chaos in a violent way, and grey face will just feel threatened and become violent back, and you don't have the power to take down grey face, so you're just going to get your asses stomped.  Not to say, not to fight grey face, but, you are fighting him all wrong.
Not only that, your attitude is all wrong, you get so dogmatic, taking everything, not just seriously, but so seriously that even grey face is impressed. I can't find anything on anarchism that isn't "Go kill them pigs cause they racist." or a repetitive slogan, or a crazy over the top reaction to the state that calls for organization and dismantaliation. Really guys? you think the way to get rid of the state is to be edgy, riot, and organize?

And even after they take down grey face, they don't wan to embrace their chaos, they want to form small unions, or become a collective, just applying their own form of grey face.

Yeah, I know there are alot of branches,only one that could counter my argument is the  pacifist anarchists, and they are useless because they do nothing.

Brief note to say that when I say grey face I mean anyform of being serious. HE is merely the representation of it.


MY SUGGESTION.

Post grey face. Some grey face must be accepted, humans need some order, but we need it to be a voluntary acceptance of greyface. Which would mean you either need someone who likes mass farming, or everyone needs their own farm. At the most basic level, and of course people to voluntary accept roles of society where they can maintain basic structures of society. If the society decides it likes toilets and stuff. Then people may move on to giving away their chaos to build things they want, like roads or internet, but as soon as they get bored they can wonder outside and be good discordianists.

pre post grey face. Fight the man in ways he won't kill you for. or fight him in ways that he has to spend alot of time cleaning up, or getting rid of, or just stuff to realy bugg him. This will aggitate the entire society until it eventualy explodes.

Like if i don't like my dentists. If I keep sending him letters. I mean ALOT of letters. or if I'm a really nice neighbor and buy him lifetime subscriptions to every magazine i can think of, then his mail box will fill up almost every mail day. He can't change his address, he can't not get his mail.

and most importantly, he can't give in before I do. He'll get mad, he'll start snapping, then either move houses (bad business move) or break down entirely.

Like poking a turtle. It won't leave its shell, you won't stop poking, it can't attack you. If you keep poking eventually the turtle will die in it's shell.

That's how we should treat the state.

Thoughts?
#29
Or Kill Me / what is this even for?
December 01, 2014, 03:23:42 PM
Really what's this board for?

Random rants?
#30
Propaganda Depository / POPE cards
December 01, 2014, 01:39:21 AM

Front side

back side


So whatcha guys think?

Also I have about 50 extras. Think dropping them around a hard core Catholic town would get noticed?
#31
Or Kill Me / Well, this is different.
November 19, 2014, 09:18:57 PM
Is it customary to post about being new? or customary to only post when you can contribute to a conversation?
Or is being new enough of a conversation starter to warrant it's own thread?

Also testing out how to post cause I don't use forums. Well I use one forum, but it's in a whole different style.