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As you know the further north you go, the wilder the men become, the more abused the sheep are and the more likely you are to get punched in the face for being English...

It's all too true.

After going all the way from S'hampton to Edinburgh, I doubt very much you'll want to stay on the bus for another 3 hours even further north to pillage my village.

As you know the further north you go, the wilder the men become, the more abused the sheep are and the more likely you are to get punched in the face for being English...

She'd eat your fist and make you THANK her for it.

I go in moshpits at gigs while BF holds al my losable stuff.  I have backed up my ex in a fight on the bus on a rough council estate (outnumbered some too) Mostly I just surprised em all off cornering Plugg by aiming a well aimed boot into one of their shins. Normally mistaken for a fluffy hippy type, Pixie O'Fubar takes no shit. But mostly I dont get any shit, cos Im small and innofensive lookin.

My OP was a drink/intoxication related incident,  I have payne's assurance that he will be a gentleman, and therefore there will be no reason for me to kick his arse.  However he said he couldnt  guarantee about the others.. so I come equipped with hair accessories that can cause srs damage.

For southerners, Birmingham is filled with barbarians.

I mean, it is.  But even if it wasn't, they'd say it was.

Furthest north I ever got was Nottingham.

 Crooked Little Vein by Warren Ellis.

This Saturday


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I'm not all that punchy, to be honest, but the pint over face is the classic fuckoff for most guys who dont respect proper personal space is better.. Smelling of stale beer also has the added bonus of making him extra repellant to women for the rest of the night. 

and payne said he will be gentlemanly, so we have no problems...

However with other random pervs I have been known to kick em in the balls or shins.

Well packing is thursday, and i need a smartish pair of flat shoes cos the heels are gonna hurt after several hours and lugging around trainers doesnt appeal. Plus I can always wear something under the dress that doesnt show as much..  

I have recently discovered I'm not as tomboy as I thought I was. I have 4 lipsticks in my handbag and am having a shoe dilemma.



On the plus side having a girl around will make you all seem less scary

I'm definately going to have to reconsider the dress i wanted to bring.

I promise to be a gentleman. I cannot speak for anyone else though.

It's just cause he knows you'll knock his few remaining teeth out if he does anything inappropriate.

This should be funny, but it's actually plain old Horrible Troof.

actually i'm more of a kick to the shins and maybe object over the head kinda girl.

I'm definately going to have to reconsider the dress i wanted to bring.

Pick your own caption!

1- P3nT: That'll teach you to burn my bannocks! (casual sexism lol)
2- Pixie: fictionpuss never warned me about getting AXED in the face!
3- [An artists impression of August 22nd 2009]
4- Robert the Bruce was actually of French descent. P3nT is equally un-Scottish by virtue of his descent from rabid yaks.
5- P3nT is famed for his frenzied sexuality. Picture a dildo in his hand instead of an axe.

Also, Pixie is teh hawt.

i think 3 gets my vote.. Also I thought It would be a good idea to post a pic where you can see more face than bewbs so you spags will recognise me in Edinburgh.

its amusing to see my pale face on someone who is more tan than I ever can be. And probably taller too.

the war on drugs has been an epic fail. Prohibition creates the violence associated with the black market, decriminalisation would lead to less of these kinds of crime.

the world has learned nothing from the prohibition era.

this guy is insane!

You Americans have the best nutjobs.

I want my bandwidth back plz.

ba-BUMP!

jeebus thats an impressive pair of bewbs.

The anti gypsy sentiment in the UK seems to be the only form of racism not openly challenged and is almost acceptable. Travellers camps come across all sorts of issues in this country, not sure about the rest of the continent, but thanks for some very interesting articles, Cain, your contributions are consistently interesting and well thought out.

but being you, you probably know that already.

Mark Lanegan- Kingdoms Of Rain.

I shall have some good photos for the wompings later on this weekend after the most horribly awful wedding reception where everything was teh suck. We decided to leave cos the bride was getting all chav scum gobby at me.

Im gonna do some edits on the page in bold and brackets an stuffs while I read thru. Mostly to point out things that could be improved or language repetition... its going to take me a while....