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[fatter]

I'm so fucking hungry.

Eating healthy sucks.

I don't think it's right to weigh the same when you get on the scale first thing in the morning and at the end of the night after dinner.
I should be fatter after dinner.
NOT SAME!! NOT SAME!!

i want cheesy fiesta potatoes from taco bell.
but will i get them? no.

CHEESEBURGER DOUGHNUT !!

Wholemeal/wholewheat carbs will be more filling. Brown rice , despite being a lil chewy is very filling, and full of B vitamins to help boost energy. I had to eat my sandwich at work on WHITE bread... this is usually banned from my diet.  I hate IBS. I know it hates me too. However it does mean I am very concious about what goes into my food..

Jamaican Jerk chicken with veg and brown rice is nice and healthy, as well as being spicy and tasty. If you have a fresh mango it goes well with a mango salsa. which is cool cos then you get loads of friut and veg goodness in your condiment.  I can give both naughty and good recipies for the Jerk chicken. However some curries are rubbish with low fat yoghurt.(Kormas need to be walking heart attacks.. the substitution for yoghurt sucks) Miso with seaweed tofu and loads of soba brown noodles is tasty and very healthy and waay filling. you can do it with spuds too.

well my other half just said I'm blonde at heart... He will get beats later... However i could pretend to be a teen, as despite being almost 30,  I get ID'd to go to clubs and someone saw my facebook profile pic and thought I was 16. Suu thought I was a teenager too when I posted my pic for the WOMPings.  However I know nothing of music the kids like, as internally Im a mid 90's relic.

Pixie--a caffeine ban? I'd die. I pretty much live on coffee.

A good rule all around is "buy local" and buy what's in season when you don't shop local.

caffeine free since 2006. luckily I hate coffee.

altho at quarter to 7 on 4 hours sleep. I wish i liked coffee and that it didnt make me ill.

Not at all. They really are the most racist forum I've ever encountered. The place is virtually a seething hotbed of forum racism.

I had hoped pagans would be more enlightened about Islam, but they give the rest of the community a bad name.

I'm up for helping at any point.

same but as a bit of a trolling n00b might need pointers on style

A better idea might be to hand the officer a pair of scissors and say, "Here, hold this.".

That way they will be unable to run and chase after you, when you make your escape.

 

i feel rough already this morning... that there was the icing on the cake.

I try to eat as much organic/fresh veg as I can afford,  and try not to eat preprepared meals.

Mostly cos my *entire* family is on the chubby side,  and I have a disgestive system prone to bouts of painful rebellion.

and I used to miss Dr Pepper... but all that fizzy drinks actually dont taste so good anymore after many years on a caffeine ban.

this is the worst forum in the history of the internets.. ever.

[defective member of the human species]

Goddamn I hate the Humans.  Just when you think they've gotten over the worst of their self-induced psychosis, they start acting like morons again.

fixed.

Fixed.

Point. Still,
I REFUSE TO ACKOWLEDGE ANY RELATION TO POLITICIANS!

but what is the point of a marriage if it doesn't end in an embittered divorce, sending the children into drug-trafficking, knife-crime fueled fits of rage against society?

Nice use of sarcasm to ilustrate your point.

Grrrrrrr!  Like a 3 month cooling off period is going to help a family with an abusive member in it! Is is helpful for when your married to some fucking drunk, crackhead, or other defective member of the human species that is damaging your life/heart/mental health/physical health/bank balance. Of course if you add kids to the equation its gonna be fucked up but more fucked up if you put up with the asshole spouse for the sake of them! To drop the divorce rate you need therapist to talk eejits out of getting married!

Defective implies purpose. If humans have any purpose at all it is to annoy me.
Besides, therapy can't fight stupid.

I cant fault your logic.

Grrrrrrr!  Like a 3 month cooling off period is going to help a family with an abusive member in it! Is is helpful for when your married to some fucking drunk, crackhead, or other defective member of the human species that is damaging selfish fucking hairless ape intent on being an arsehole and fucking up your life/heart/mental health/physical health/bank balance. Of course if you add kids to the equation its gonna be fucked up but more fucked up if you put up with the asshole spouse for the sake of them! To drop the divorce rate you need therapist to talk eejits out of getting married!

Fixed... a little...

that is pure class!

The age was actually 17, for anyone wondering.

Slightly less disturbing then.

but what is the point of a marriage if it doesn't end in an embittered divorce, sending the children into drug-trafficking, knife-crime fueled fits of rage against society?

Nice use of sarcasm to ilustrate your point.

Grrrrrrr!  Like a 3 month cooling off period is going to help a family with an abusive member in it! Is is helpful for when your married to some fucking drunk, crackhead, or other defective member of the human species that is damaging your life/heart/mental health/physical health/bank balance. Of course if you add kids to the equation its gonna be fucked up but more fucked up if you put up with the asshole spouse for the sake of them! To drop the divorce rate you need therapist to talk eejits out of getting married!

meatbread looked interesting. maybe even edible.

the top one made me nauseous.

and spam sushi... cute, yet inedible.