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Bloom County!!!

yes putting a book in your backpack is reading.... so is putting a bookmark on page 5 and then leaving it sitting on your bookshelf for a year before you get back to it.....
I am in the middle of reading about 20 books right now....
sometimes I wanna rub the books all over my nekkid body and learn through osmosis....

give illness fish do
alergic to fish I am
like yoda I talk

next topic.... picking up your drunk ass friends at 2 in the morning way downtown!!!.... or..... just... being drunk....

Sherman's Lagoon?  is it a shark with a wife.. and friends that are like a lobster and turtle etc?

whats that thing when yer physically unfit to serve?  4F ?  I'd prolly be that.... I'm 6'2" and weigh 98 lbs.....

but actually I have plans to go to Canada anyway now.... and not cuz of the war....

here comes a double...

Function Button One
used in various programs
never REALLY used

Function Button One
can name a million uses
still collects much dust

next topic.... vodka

leather > lace

bondage > lovemaking

...if I follow you right?

wartard.... haha.... why cant somebody let me in on all these puns sooner?.... Im always the last to know anything....

so how many of you actually have plans to go to Canada if this draft crap becomes reality?

Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan
both can kick anyones ass
who will win between?


next topic:   MTV's The Real World...

I enjoy the fact that most of your rants are political.... just make sure to throw in a few that arent every now and then..
given the fact that most of us here have the same views on nearly everything..... it's good to have political speeches by like-mined people...

what about the reverse-transmografier?

The Far Side is above and beyond any other comic.... try and find old ones from the early 80's.. (look in used book stores for the collections)... if I could ever find that one about mating rituals again i would kill for it.... KILL!....
is it Gary Lawson or Larson?... I'm not in the mood to go look...

sticky on one side
fix anything you put it on
millions of uses...

next topic....  ghost cookies...

see thats why I asked if anyone knows a complete list... cuz that one isnt even half of his stuff....

as its a given that RAW should be discussed on a Discordian board.... I'll bring it up...

can anybody post a complete list of his works? and try and get them in chronological order?

doesnt the Subject of this thread make it seem like I'd be talkin about wrestling or somethin? hehe..... damn I hate wrestling....