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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Suu on August 07, 2010, 05:22:31 AM

Title: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: Suu on August 07, 2010, 05:22:31 AM
ITT YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH IT
Title: Re: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2010, 05:31:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 07, 2010, 05:22:31 AM
ITT YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH IT

Donate it to a needy Roman.
Title: Re: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: Don Coyote on August 07, 2010, 05:36:54 AM
I'll you what not to do with it,and you will understand why I was banned from Rome.
Title: Re: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: Juana on August 07, 2010, 06:09:47 AM
Attach rhinestones and a chain. Sell it online for far more than it's worth.
Title: Re: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 07, 2010, 06:15:26 AM
Use it as BLING
Title: Re: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: DiscoUkulele on August 07, 2010, 06:25:52 AM
paperweight.

or, ya know, confess your sins.

but probably paperweight.
Title: Re: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: Bruno on August 07, 2010, 06:38:58 AM
Make your very own Piss Christ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ).
Title: Re: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: Jasper on August 07, 2010, 06:49:13 AM
It's a gruesome torture implement, and it was a free gift, so use it.  Leave it where you found it, with a thank you note.
Title: Re: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: -Kel- on August 07, 2010, 09:04:59 AM
BURN IT!!!!

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRwxAqSHBSiw_qU_kptd9YwliG0HxxbKwmMQoD4QIPqeSseLSE&t=1&usg=__B4-Aw9A2o_HYGhiuIaHGLIlPQNM=)
Title: Re: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: LMNO on August 07, 2010, 12:42:20 PM
Crucify a Bratz doll.
Title: Re: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: Dysnomia on August 07, 2010, 03:23:23 PM
^This



or


Use it to club people, while shouting "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Title: Re: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: Payne on August 07, 2010, 03:56:42 PM
Break it up, and use it as kindling for setting a stars'n'stripes with Mohammad drawn on it on fire.
Title: Re: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: Damiel on August 07, 2010, 04:04:18 PM
Find another one, call a friend and start playing Christ-pong.
Title: Re: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: Rumckle on August 07, 2010, 04:07:11 PM
Hunt down some vampires with it.
Title: Re: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: Suu on August 07, 2010, 04:09:25 PM
I woke up this morning and it's gone. :( Christ unnailed his legs and scampered off.

It was there for like 3 days too! I guess they didn't like it when I grabbed it last night coming in from work and yelling "REPENT!" and gently setting it back down.

Title: Re: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 07, 2010, 08:40:51 PM
It's too bad, I was going to suggest leaving it there and dressing it up appropriately to whatever holiday it was, with a default for bunny ears (for obvious reasons).
Title: Re: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: Suu on August 08, 2010, 08:01:22 PM
If it reappears, I'm replacing it with one of these: http://ladygaga.shop.bravadousa.com/Product.aspx?cp=14781_16345&pc=BGAMLG40

(http://media.musictoday.com/store/bands/1878/product_large/BGAMLG40.JPG)
Title: Re: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: Telarus on August 08, 2010, 09:43:15 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: Dysnomia on August 08, 2010, 09:52:34 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: NotPublished on August 09, 2010, 05:07:09 AM
that's awesome!!  I'll buy one

Quote from: Sigmatic on August 07, 2010, 06:49:13 AM
Leave it where you found it, with a thank you note.

Thjis I'd say
Title: Re: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: PopeTom on August 09, 2010, 06:02:35 AM
This:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/PopeTom/CGumby.jpg)
Title: Re: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: NotPublished on August 09, 2010, 08:38:23 AM
ohmygod gumbi!!
Title: Re: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: dontblameyoko on August 09, 2010, 03:51:29 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 09, 2010, 06:02:35 AM
This:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/PopeTom/CGumby.jpg)

Gumby died for somebody's sins, but not mine.
Title: Re: A CRUCIFIX WAS PLACED BY MY DOOR OUTSIDE
Post by: NotPublished on August 10, 2010, 02:17:32 PM
heyy my avatar is Yoko Ono :(

put her on the crucifix!