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Title: Finally: create a permanent, safe, orifice in the barnyard animal of your choice
Post by: Faust on March 25, 2008, 12:32:07 AM

http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/reach-in-and-touch-the-inner-cow.html

Title: Re: Finally: create a permanent, safe, orifice in the barnyard animal of your choice
Post by: Messier Undertree on March 25, 2008, 12:46:55 AM

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/329860/holy_cow/ (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/329860/holy_cow/)

Ew.

Title: Re: Finally: create a permanent, safe, orifice in the barnyard animal of your ch
Post by: A.N. Other on March 25, 2008, 03:24:10 AM

There are many a things I can accept in this world: Eris, the chance that there are secret societies running things, that Elvis is "dead", but this...I'm having a very hard time wrapping my mind around this.

Title: Re: Finally: create a permanent, safe, orifice in the barnyard animal of your choice
Post by: Bu🤠ns on March 25, 2008, 05:25:44 AM

okay,... i'll say it :sad:

can i <gulp> get a rule <sigh> 3... fuck i can't do it.

Title: Re: Finally: create a permanent, safe, orifice in the barnyard animal of your choice
Post by: Triple Zero on March 25, 2008, 12:49:59 PM

rule 34. nao.

Title: Re: Finally: create a permanent, safe, orifice in the barnyard animal of your choice
Post by: Reginald Ret on April 18, 2008, 10:49:11 AM

wtf is rule 34?

and this is so freaky i can''t think of a single application

Title: Re: Finally: create a permanent, safe, orifice in the barnyard animal of your ch
Post by: Cain on April 18, 2008, 10:53:01 AM

Rule #34:

If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Title: Re: Finally: create a permanent, safe, orifice in the barnyard animal of your ch
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 18, 2008, 10:59:44 AM

Quote from: Cain on April 18, 2008, 10:53:01 AM
Rule #34:

If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

I call for a recursive Rule #34. That is, porn related specifically to Rule #34.

Title: Re: Finally: create a permanent, safe, orifice in the barnyard animal of your ch
Post by: Cain on April 18, 2008, 11:34:50 AM

Quote from: Cainad on April 18, 2008, 10:59:44 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 18, 2008, 10:53:01 AM
Rule #34:

If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

I call for a recursive Rule #34. That is, porn related specifically to Rule #34.

I've seen it. You'll have to search for it yourself though. I suggest 7chan's Rule 34 board.

Title: Re: Finally: create a permanent, safe, orifice in the barnyard animal of your ch
Post by: LMNO on April 18, 2008, 03:07:02 PM

Quote from: Cain on April 18, 2008, 11:34:50 AM
Quote from: Cainad on April 18, 2008, 10:59:44 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 18, 2008, 10:53:01 AM
Rule #34:

If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

I call for a recursive Rule #34. That is, porn related specifically to Rule #34.

I've seen it. You'll have to search for it yourself though. I suggest 7chan's Rule 34 board.

I've seen it, too. It's quite meta.

Title: Re: Finally: create a permanent, safe, orifice in the barnyard animal of your choice
Post by: Jasper on April 18, 2008, 06:57:57 PM

Okay, I guess I have to ask.

Would any of you mongrels get this done? It actually might be kind of awesome to have ready access to your own guts. Convenient access to half processed fecal matter to toss about at people.

Title: Re: Finally: create a permanent, safe, orifice in the barnyard animal of your choice
Post by: Triple Zero on April 18, 2008, 09:10:11 PM

1. no.

2. a friend of mine told me this is in fact real, and she saw it, and it was the reason why she decided not to become a vetinarian but study regular medicine.

(i suppose it took the challenge out for her or something)

Title: Re: Finally: create a permanent, safe, orifice in the barnyard animal of your ch
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 18, 2008, 11:54:15 PM

That was weird as fuck! Also, this comment:

"Cows are too stupid to be respected. This is why we don't care about the rights of cows, or minorities." :lulz:

Title: Re: Finally: create a permanent, safe, orifice in the barnyard animal of your choice
Post by: Jasper on April 19, 2008, 01:10:35 AM

Oh shit.

Title: Re: Finally: create a permanent, safe, orifice in the barnyard animal of your choice
Post by: Jasper on April 19, 2008, 01:16:13 AM

"Are you like retarded, putting a whole in an animal just so stupid fucks can stick their hands in it for ‘fun’? Saving loads of cows from sticking his hand in it? Maybe you should go smoke some more crack fucktard."

"HOLY COW."

"haha stupid cow has no idea whats going on
its wierd looking and quite gross"

:lulz:

"yeah right, very poor photoshop job there

hahaha"

"I’m with Cagemonkey"
(This just sounds hilarious out of context.)

"i would love to stick more than my hand into that cows stomach."

Yes!! :lol:

Title: Re: Finally: create a permanent, safe, orifice in the barnyard animal of your ch
Post by: Roo on April 22, 2008, 09:40:39 PM

I saw this years ago. iirc, it was at a college, as part of the agricultural program, but yeah. ew.

Title: Re: Finally: create a permanent, safe, orifice in the barnyard animal of your choice
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2015, 09:25:09 PM

ALSO WORKS ON TELESCOPES.

Title: Re: Finally: create a permanent, safe, orifice in the barnyard animal of your choice
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on January 01, 2016, 05:44:33 AM

Cattle mutilation. It's not just for space aliens anymore.

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