Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: BADGE OF HONOR on September 21, 2005, 03:52:33 AM

Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on September 21, 2005, 03:52:33 AM
If you're going to bullshit for bullshit's sake, at least have the decency to make your own.  Stop analyzing, quoting, arguing with, and making clever references to any of the so-called "seminal Discordian(tm) texts".  

Sure, they're a Real Head Trip, but clever wears itself out real, real fast, and it's getting on 30-40 years since this crap has been floating around.  That's longer than you've been alive, I wager.  RAW and Mal-2 were stoned when they wrote that shit anyway.  I bet they're embarassed by people like you who take them seriously.  If you keep this up they'll be the new L. Ron Hubbard, and Discordianism(tm) will be the new Scientology.  Do you really want that?  Do you?  Huh?!  


Being a Real Discordian(tm) involves having a finely tuned sense of irony.  We've all been through it.  Is it a joke?  Is a religion?  Is it a religion disguised as a joke disguised as a religion disguised as a philosophy disguised as a joke?  If it's a joke, am I supposed to laugh?  How come nobody else is laughing?  Oh god, They're watching me again!

*cough*

Anyway, Discordianism(tm) is kind of like Ramen noodles.  There's lots of kinds, but it takes a special sort of appetite for them to be worth eating, especially considering the net negative nutritional gain. Is it worth the effort, or should you just order a college special from Jeebus Pizza?  Or maybe just be a regular ol' atheist.  I hear they've unionised.  Maybe you should try it.




So, you're still here.  I never have the patience to read the long posts.  Hell, I've never read all of the Principia Discordia(tm).  Even if I did, I wouldn't remember it.  I can quote, "Munching on the tasty grass, the sacred chao goes 'mu'" but it took a lot of effort and I'm so not into that.  But I'm also not into bullshitting for bullshit's sake.  I'm just easily amused.  That's why I'm here.  Sometimes that's why I'm not here.  

So shut up, take a look around with your eyes open this time, and "make your own trip" or whatever it is they used to say.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2005, 03:54:48 AM
I'm The Good Reverend Roger, and I approve of this rant.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on September 21, 2005, 04:07:46 AM
Aww...shucks.   :oops:
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2005, 04:10:08 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodAww...shucks.   :oops:

Of course, I also approve of THIS:

http://bennycent.ytmnd.com/

So take it for what it's worth.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on September 21, 2005, 04:11:11 AM
I'm afraid to click the link.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2005, 04:12:08 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodI'm afraid to click the link.

It's shiny!
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 21, 2005, 04:13:50 AM
omg

QuoteYTMND

:'(
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2005, 04:14:55 AM
Quote from: Horab Fibslageromg

QuoteYTMND

:'(

And?
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on September 21, 2005, 04:15:42 AM
Eh, it wouldn't load.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2005, 04:16:17 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodEh, it wouldn't load.

Your computer is busted.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on September 21, 2005, 04:16:50 AM
I think it was protecting me.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2005, 04:17:37 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodI think it was protecting me.

Nope.

That link contains the meaning of life.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on September 21, 2005, 04:20:00 AM
Maybe I just can't handle the truth!
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2005, 04:20:35 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodMaybe I just can't handle the truth!

Your CPU certainly thinks so.

You should teach it a lesson it will never forget.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 21, 2005, 05:17:35 AM
naw it said it was down on the page. i dunno what happened to the quote...
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2005, 05:18:39 AM
Quote from: Horab Fibslagernaw it said it was down on the page. i dunno what happened to the quote...

Then let's go over there later, and kick their asses.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 21, 2005, 05:34:27 AM
i aint d/ling ht eplugin for therest of it, but irregardless, rofl.

(yeah it's up again) lol.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 21, 2005, 05:36:37 AM
Benny is a saint, so I think that might be blasphemy, but everyone is asleep so I will have to wait til tomorrow to listen :roll:
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: unlike_someone on September 21, 2005, 01:20:51 PM
*blink blink* The internet is certainly a wonderful thing. :shock:
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: LMNO on September 21, 2005, 03:08:18 PM
Re: Badger's rant--

I agree, hell even George Carlin (eventually) wrote some new jokes.

Then he sold out to AT&T.

Forward progress, my darlings, forward progress!
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Cain on September 21, 2005, 03:11:14 PM
Beliefs based on chaos, chaos = change.  That is all.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 21, 2005, 03:23:22 PM
there's more.

but that Benny Hill thing fucked me up so badly I'll probably never remember waht it was.

8)
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 21, 2005, 06:56:37 PM
i'm surprised malcalypse the unoriginal isn't here to comment on this.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 21, 2005, 06:57:25 PM
Quote from: Horab Fibslageri'm surprised malcalypse the unoriginal isn't here to comment on this.

I am sure he'll get around to it.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on September 21, 2005, 06:57:49 PM
I don;t think he reads anything but Principia Discussion.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Cain on September 21, 2005, 06:58:13 PM
Quote from: Horab Fibslageri'm surprised malcalypse the unoriginal isn't here to comment on this.

He doesnt seem to range down further then PD Discussion.  Which is a shame, as he is now also added to the list.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 22, 2005, 06:52:53 PM
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: Horab Fibslageri'm surprised malcalypse the unoriginal isn't here to comment on this.

He doesnt seem to range down further then PD Discussion.  Which is a shame, as he is now also added to the list.

It's not too much of a shame, since we get to save our sharpened sticks for poking worthy people.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: AFK on September 23, 2005, 03:37:42 PM
Kudos on the rant.

Additionally, when I read PD what I took from it was a general sense of a general philosphy which pretty much boils down to this:

Life is fucked up.  Don't take it too seriously.  

To try to find some deeper meaning in number schemes, etc., etc., is a waste of time and is only going to prolong the period of time during which we are all splitting our sides laughing at your expense.  

Remember we are laughing at you, not with you.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 23, 2005, 09:39:47 PM
(http://www.maurafay.com.au/workshops/workshops_images/clapping.jpg)
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on September 24, 2005, 04:56:08 AM
I think it's time for this to be un-stickied.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on September 25, 2005, 03:11:05 AM
THIS IS TAKEN OUT OF POSTER HANDS THANKS TO MOD HANDS BEING THE NONGIGGLY ASSFUCK STUPID! PLEASE TO THANK    MOOD RINGS!
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Nikoli Volkoff on April 16, 2006, 06:15:43 AM
Oh my lord, almost had an anyerism{dont like my spelling go back to school and become a teacher} that is to funny...

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodAww...shucks.   :oops:

Of course, I also approve of THIS:

http://bennycent.ytmnd.com/

So take it for what it's worth.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Sweety on May 30, 2006, 03:45:41 AM
A final piece of (s...) of advice for senior members: get over it!!! get over your egos and concentrate on post-content, on ideas instead of "age", or post count, clear???? ;)
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: B_M_W on May 30, 2006, 04:04:09 AM
Quote from: SweetyA final piece of (s...) of advice for senior members: get over it!!! get over your egos and concentrate on post-content, on ideas instead of "age", or post count, clear???? ;)

You would be good to follow your own advice.

BTW, this thread has been dead for about a month.

Just sayin'.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 30, 2006, 04:11:37 AM
Quote from: SweetyA final piece of (s...) of advice for senior members: get over it!!! get over your egos and concentrate on post-content, on ideas instead of "age", or post count, clear???? ;)

hahahahaha.




sorry.















heh








heh heh

k im done

oh wait no im not! this is the advice TO noobs thread. not FROM
just saying.

kthxbye
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Sweety on May 30, 2006, 04:20:18 AM
I'll try to follow your advice, SEMPAI, but its difficult to keep down my pride if you tell me that this thread has been INOVATED/resurrected by me...still, Im very keen on it- I take much pride in practicing my non-attachment skills (damn, failed again...)...I'll keep trying and maybe you will too...
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 30, 2006, 04:24:30 AM
nah i never try.   :D
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2006, 04:39:42 AM
Quote from: SweetyA final piece of (s...) of advice for senior members: get over it!!! get over your egos and concentrate on post-content, on ideas instead of "age", or post count, clear???? ;)

Nope.  I'm not getting you.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Sweety on May 30, 2006, 04:49:19 AM
Hmm- the other posters were charming but you seem to be a bully- no use of rhetorics here...

See, there are basically two types of people- those who will answer to rationality and those who respond to violence only, - its senseless to try to convince them with the other, the non-fitting method; and since the Reverend seems to be of the second type its senseless to discuss here. (though it would be appropriate to defeat him in e.g. martial arts)...
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2006, 04:50:41 AM
Quote from: SweetyHmm- the other posters were charming but you seem to be a bully- no use of rhetorics here...


Your opinion will be given all the consideration that your rudeness has earned.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 30, 2006, 04:51:47 AM
do not test the roger :D
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2006, 04:55:09 AM
Quote from: mian tiao noodledo not test the roger :D

But I just LOVE noobs walking in, being senselessly rude to nice folks like BMW, and then telling us all how to act!

It makes me feel all neighborly.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 30, 2006, 04:56:42 AM
:lol:
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: deet on May 30, 2006, 05:07:44 AM
Quote from: SweetyHmm- the other posters were charming but you seem to be a bully- no use of rhetorics here...

See, there are basically two types of people- those who will answer to rationality and those who respond to violence only, - its senseless to try to convince them with the other, the non-fitting method; and since the Reverend seems to be of the second type its senseless to discuss here. (though it would be appropriate to defeat him in e.g. martial arts)...

My rhetoric stick is causing your penis envy.

And my kung-fu is like wet blanket; unpleasant, and you maybe not sleep after.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2006, 05:12:20 AM
Quote from: deet
Quote from: SweetyHmm- the other posters were charming but you seem to be a bully- no use of rhetorics here...

See, there are basically two types of people- those who will answer to rationality and those who respond to violence only, - its senseless to try to convince them with the other, the non-fitting method; and since the Reverend seems to be of the second type its senseless to discuss here. (though it would be appropriate to defeat him in e.g. martial arts)...

My rhetoric stick is causing your penis envy.

And my kung-fu is like wet blanket; unpleasant, and you maybe not sleep after.

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/gay.gif)
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/lol.gif)(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/pipe.gif)

+100 pts.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 30, 2006, 01:44:25 PM
Quote from: deet
Quote from: SweetyHmm- the other posters were charming but you seem to be a bully- no use of rhetorics here...

See, there are basically two types of people- those who will answer to rationality and those who respond to violence only, - its senseless to try to convince them with the other, the non-fitting method; and since the Reverend seems to be of the second type its senseless to discuss here. (though it would be appropriate to defeat him in e.g. martial arts)...

My rhetoric stick is causing your penis envy.

And my kung-fu is like wet blanket; unpleasant, and you maybe not sleep after.

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

I just snorted milk.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: B_M_W on May 30, 2006, 02:06:01 PM
Quote from: deet
Quote from: SweetyHmm- the other posters were charming but you seem to be a bully- no use of rhetorics here...

See, there are basically two types of people- those who will answer to rationality and those who respond to violence only, - its senseless to try to convince them with the other, the non-fitting method; and since the Reverend seems to be of the second type its senseless to discuss here. (though it would be appropriate to defeat him in e.g. martial arts)...

My rhetoric stick is causing your penis envy.

And my kung-fu is like wet blanket; unpleasant, and you maybe not sleep after.

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  out of five. a :lol:
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: LMNO on May 30, 2006, 02:49:31 PM
Quote from: Sweety
See, there are basically two types of people- those who will answer to rationality and those who respond to violence only,

Then there are the people who respond to irrationality...


Like a difficult poem...


Or Free Jazz...


Or Japanese noise...


And then, there are the poeple who will respond to a complete lack of rationality, like the sheeple and the cabbages...

And then there are the people who will respond to anti-violence, and kind and gentle words and actions, regardless of whethere they are true or not...


What was I saying?

Oh yeah.  Stop being an aristotelian.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Sweety on May 30, 2006, 03:13:35 PM
thanks for being not- primitive, LMNO. :)

yeah I normally also prefer the triangular-creative principle (the Yi Jing)&Pythagoras (yet Aristoteles also had some good points)

also as a reward I'll give you the source for those thoughts:
QuoteThere are those who understand reason and those who understand violence. Reason is wasted on the violent man and violence is wasted on the reasonable man. If thou wishest one to hear thee, speak in his language or speak not at all.
- The Devil's Apocrypha by John A. DeVito
it funnily fitted ;)
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: LMNO on May 30, 2006, 03:22:51 PM
So, fight fire w/ fire?  violence w/ violence?


I say, no.


I say, you can fight using "their" rules, but with an opposite tack.  Fight violence with no-violence, fight Reason with no-Reason.

Or

Change the rules and "hit them where they ain't".

Make them play in your arena.  The game rules can often be changed.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Cain on May 30, 2006, 03:32:01 PM
Thats why LMNO would make a decent guerrilla commander.  You dont hit the enemy at their strongest point.  Militarily the CoN, society, the Illuminati, whatever name you have for it will thank you very much for showing their crackdown (wiretaps, spying, ignoring posse commitas etc) is all very justifiable and nothing has been changed because they have all the guns, the non-lethal weaponry, the tanks, airplanes, tac-nukes and so on.  So you dont go down that route and find another weakness.  Thats basic.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: LMNO on May 30, 2006, 03:40:39 PM
Aw, thanks.


However, it's really hard to change the game rules when you're trying to develop rapport.

Try doing that the next time you argue with your lover, you'll see what I mean.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Sweety on May 30, 2006, 04:17:46 PM
Did I ever say that I would agree with that saying- it simply fit well, so what? my exposition of its source was rather a distancing of myself from it...anyway, I'll leave that open for interpretation..
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Cain on May 30, 2006, 04:18:55 PM
Quote from: LMNOAw, thanks.


However, it's really hard to change the game rules when you're trying to develop rapport.

Try doing that the next time you argue with your lover, you'll see what I mean.

Well, yeah.  Thats why I'm so hot on defining the enemy in relation to ourselves, so hopefully that sort of crossover doesn't occur.  It has nothing at all to do with reading too much Carl Schmitt.  Maybe.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: LMNO on May 30, 2006, 04:22:10 PM
Quote from: SweetyDid I ever say that I would agree with that saying- it simply fit well, so what? my exposition of its source was rather a distancing of myself from it...anyway, I'll leave that open for interpretation..

For future posts:

Unless you insert an explicit disclaimer, the general tendency is to assign the post to the poster.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2006, 02:02:55 AM
Quote from: LMNOSo, fight fire w/ fire?  violence w/ violence?


I say, no.


I say, you can fight using "their" rules, but with an opposite tack.  Fight violence with no-violence, fight Reason with no-Reason.

Or

Change the rules and "hit them where they ain't".

Make them play in your arena.  The game rules can often be changed.

This is the correct answer.  You play to your strengths, and your enemy's weakness.

Using force on the CoN is kinda like having a shoving match with a steamroller.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Idem on May 31, 2006, 06:30:03 AM
Perhaps I should have read this earlier...

But no one on these forums seems to have insulted or criticized my behavior yet, even past the 50-post thingie.
(I'm waiting)
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: LMNO on May 31, 2006, 02:03:32 PM
Quote from: IdemPerhaps I should have read this earlier...

But no one on these forums seems to have insulted or criticized my behavior yet, even past the 50-post thingie.
(I'm waiting)

Fuck off, nimrod.  Why do you even bother to continue breathing?
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 31, 2006, 10:01:46 PM
Quote from: CainThats why LMNO would make a decent guerrilla commander.  You dont hit the enemy at their strongest point.  Militarily the CoN, society, the Illuminati, whatever name you have for it will thank you very much for showing their crackdown (wiretaps, spying, ignoring posse commitas etc) is all very justifiable and nothing has been changed because they have all the guns, the non-lethal weaponry, the tanks, airplanes, tac-nukes and so on.  So you dont go down that route and find another weakness.  Thats basic.

the illuminati are psychic vampires poised to suck the life-force out of
the meaningless maggots.  They laugh at wiretaps.  They'll thank you
after they squish you.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 01, 2006, 01:21:55 AM
Quote from: IdemPerhaps I should have read this earlier...

But no one on these forums seems to have insulted or criticized my behavior yet, even past the 50-post thingie.
(I'm waiting)

Kill yourself, and fuck the body.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 01, 2006, 01:46:36 AM
Quote from: IdemPerhaps I should have read this earlier...

But no one on these forums seems to have insulted or criticized my behavior yet, even past the 50-post thingie.
(I'm waiting)

STFU NOOB!!!11
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Prickly on June 01, 2006, 06:24:23 PM
Actually, I have seen Roger respond to rational discussion with rational discussion.

Not saying it was pretty, just saying it happened.

Some people respond to one in some situations and the other in others, and they might even respond to other things in different situations. I'm not sure. Will have to experiment.

By the way, if I haven't been an asshole to you yet (this goes to any of you): FUCK YOU.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Prickly on June 01, 2006, 06:25:04 PM
Quote from: PricklyFUCK YOU.

Too little, too late?
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: deet on June 01, 2006, 07:55:35 PM
Quote from: Prickly
Quote from: PricklyFUCK YOU.

Too little, too late?

Now that that's out of the way,

How about yuo bring a friend over and we'll see about that.

deet,
heh heh.  :twisted:
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Prickly on June 01, 2006, 11:26:28 PM
Quote from: deet
Quote from: Prickly
Quote from: PricklyFUCK YOU.

Too little, too late?

Now that that's out of the way,

How about yuo bring a friend over and we'll see about that.

deet,
heh heh.  :twisted:

Will do. My friend Noland has a big black penis, now bend over.  :twisted:
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 01, 2006, 11:50:33 PM
Quote from: Prickly
Quote from: PricklyFUCK YOU.

Too little, too late?

Dude, you're so banned.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: deet on June 02, 2006, 12:10:38 AM
Quote from: Prickly
Quote from: deet
Quote from: Prickly
Quote from: PricklyFUCK YOU.

Too little, too late?

Now that that's out of the way,

How about yuo bring a friend over and we'll see about that.

deet,
heh heh.  :twisted:

Will do. My friend Noland has a big black penis, now bend over.  :twisted:

*bends ov..* wait a minute, this isn't going where I thought it would...

::leaves quickly::
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 02, 2006, 01:05:40 AM
Quote from: PricklyActually, I have seen Roger respond to rational discussion with rational discussion.


Hey, everybody has off-days, right?
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Prickly on June 02, 2006, 09:47:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: PricklyActually, I have seen Roger respond to rational discussion with rational discussion.


Hey, everybody has off-days, right?

I'll forgive you if you promise never to mention it again.

Not that anyone would believe you.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: mexicanbadderinfection on July 04, 2006, 06:43:29 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodI'm just easily amused.  That's why I'm here.  Sometimes that's why I'm not here.  

I too enjoy a spot of wackyness. I'm only just learing about Discordia and just happened apon this site so be gentle. Or not.  :twisted:
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Bella on July 04, 2006, 07:43:24 PM
Hiya and welcome aboard the board.  :D

Most of the people here have agreed on a 50 post count rule.
Which means they will be semi-gentle with you until you have at least 50 posts under your belt.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: mexicanbadderinfection on July 04, 2006, 07:53:12 PM
So the floggings begin at 50 posts?
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: B_M_W on July 04, 2006, 08:18:31 PM
Quote from: mexicanbadderinfectionSo the floggings begin at 50 posts?

Depends on how you do up to that point.  8)


Welcome. Watch your step, don't feed the animals, unless you want to, at own risk, etc, etc. [/abreviated disclaimer warning]
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Bella on July 04, 2006, 08:40:06 PM
Quote from: mexicanbadderinfectionSo the floggings begin at 50 posts?
Not by me.
I think we need noobs and get pissed when people chase you guys away.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: on July 04, 2006, 09:27:02 PM
Quote from: Bella
Quote from: mexicanbadderinfectionSo the floggings begin at 50 posts?
Not by me.
I think we need noobs and get pissed when people chase you guys away.

Bella is civil.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Felix on July 05, 2006, 01:58:19 AM
No need to worry about me, new one.  I just talk.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Subtract Eight! on July 05, 2006, 07:15:23 AM
fuck noobs
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: mexicanbadderinfection on July 05, 2006, 12:46:47 PM
Yeah!

If I were Empress of the interweb all noobs past, present, and future would be beaten to death with the ban stick!
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 07, 2006, 02:32:00 AM
Quote from: Subtract Eight!fuck noobs

I like most n00bs, on the very, very rare occasion that they aren't alts.
Title: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Felix on July 09, 2006, 04:23:37 AM
I guess that trashes my practices in the Beginner's mind.

Maybe it'd just be easier to go grey and get so set in my beliefs that my will to remain the same surpassed my ability to die, then become the royal vizier to the UN (Which rules the world).
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: davznothere on August 23, 2006, 06:01:46 PM
doesn't everyone start as a noob sometime somewhere ? .....
and besides EVERYONE is a POSER BITCH (not that it's relavant)
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: LMNO on August 23, 2006, 06:08:19 PM
Yeah, but you don't have to be a douchebag about it.


Therein lies the point.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: davznothere on August 23, 2006, 06:12:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 23, 2006, 06:08:19 PM
Yeah, but you don't have to be a douchebag about it.


Therein lies the point.

ahhhh  i see .... well to late for me i guess ..... i'm not a douche BAG though ..... i'm the douche before it's in the bag but after it's left the snatch ..... kinda in a freefall of sorts .....
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: AFK on August 23, 2006, 06:13:22 PM
 :roll:
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: davznothere on August 23, 2006, 07:46:06 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 23, 2006, 06:13:22 PM
:roll:

you didn't like ?
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: faust on August 23, 2006, 07:50:20 PM
Quote from: davznothere on August 23, 2006, 06:01:46 PM
doesn't everyone start as a noob sometime somewhere ? .....
and besides EVERYONE is a POSER BITCH (not that it's relavant)
I only post if I can add something, not a complete noob.

And everyone on the internet is a poser bitch, forums are not about contibuting and learning (maybe a bit for people),
Its about posting your opinion and feeling good about yourself and internet polotics, its just people trying to feel smart or funny or whatever want they have.
I hate it to be honest but I am trying to become more accepting since I was deadmined from my college forum for banning people for posting nothing of intrest to anyone else just to be seen.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Jasper on August 23, 2006, 09:07:48 PM
Quote from: faust on August 23, 2006, 07:50:20 PM
Quote from: davznothere on August 23, 2006, 06:01:46 PM
doesn't everyone start as a noob sometime somewhere ? .....
and besides EVERYONE is a POSER BITCH (not that it's relavant)
I only post if I can add something, not a complete noob.

And everyone on the internet is a poser bitch, forums are not about contibuting and learning (maybe a bit for people),
Its about posting your opinion and feeling good about yourself and internet polotics, its just people trying to feel smart or funny or whatever want they have.
I hate it to be honest but I am trying to become more accepting since I was deadmined from my college forum for banning people for posting nothing of intrest to anyone else just to be seen.

But doesn't that make internet forums a social tool?
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: LHX on August 23, 2006, 09:09:10 PM
lmao

'everybody is a poser bitch'

i pray for the day my bluffs get called


im almost as pissed as The Great Rev that nobody has put me down yet
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: davznothere on August 23, 2006, 09:12:26 PM
sometimes i just get that urge to say something ..... and just have to blurt it into a public forum with total disregard ..... i only feel bad when kill a thread ..... nah thats not true .....
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: LHX on August 23, 2006, 09:14:40 PM
come to terms wiff your urges bro

if your gonna spam a board, spam it to hell

if you are gonna respect it, respect it


half-assed is never the way to go

you need to learn the full ass approach
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Jasper on August 23, 2006, 10:53:06 PM
Srsly. 


I'm a fan of the black ass dragon spamming arts.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: faust on August 23, 2006, 11:50:01 PM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on August 23, 2006, 09:07:48 PM
Quote from: faust on August 23, 2006, 07:50:20 PM
Quote from: davznothere on August 23, 2006, 06:01:46 PM
doesn't everyone start as a noob sometime somewhere ? .....
and besides EVERYONE is a POSER BITCH (not that it's relavant)
I only post if I can add something, not a complete noob.

And everyone on the internet is a poser bitch, forums are not about contibuting and learning (maybe a bit for people),
Its about posting your opinion and feeling good about yourself and internet polotics, its just people trying to feel smart or funny or whatever want they have.
I hate it to be honest but I am trying to become more accepting since I was deadmined from my college forum for banning people for posting nothing of intrest to anyone else just to be seen.

But doesn't that make internet forums a social tool?
A very good one, I used to get cranky because when you go into a thread with the label snuff scat porn I epect people to be discussing snuff scat porn in any tangential way, now I dont give a shit
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Triple Zero on August 24, 2006, 02:00:35 AM
Quote from: faust on August 23, 2006, 07:50:20 PMIts about posting your opinion and feeling good about yourself and internet polotics, its just people trying to feel smart or funny or whatever want they have.
no.

lol :)

some forums are for getting information, not excrementing it.
some forums are.
others are for communicating.
even others are something else.
some are mixed.

the internet is HUGE. there's simply no point in saying "most" of whatever are something or other. you can always find enough that aren't.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: LHX on August 24, 2006, 03:29:31 AM
piece of advice to n00bs:

seek to learn first,
2nd: teach
3rd: spam
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: davznothere on August 24, 2006, 05:17:20 PM
Quote from: LHX on August 23, 2006, 09:14:40 PM
come to terms wiff your urges bro

if your gonna spam a board, spam it to hell

if you are gonna respect it, respect it


half-assed is never the way to go

you need to learn the full ass approach

::ehm:: tell me more about your full ass approach ::snicker::
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: LHX on August 24, 2006, 06:14:44 PM
its a lot of ass, man
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: davznothere on August 26, 2006, 11:19:12 AM
Quote from: LHX on August 24, 2006, 06:14:44 PM
its a lot of ass, man

are we talking chicks with dicks lots of ass or something more deviant
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: LHX on September 03, 2006, 03:14:04 PM
apparently more deviant

seeing as it is a rarity not to take a half-ass approach on this planet
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Cain on September 21, 2006, 06:45:42 PM
BUMPED FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET BABY JEBUS, BUMPED!
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 21, 2006, 10:52:57 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on September 21, 2005, 03:52:33 AM
If you're going to bullshit for bullshit's sake, at least have the decency to make your own.  Stop analyzing, quoting, arguing with, and making clever references to any of the so-called "seminal Discordian(tm) texts". 

Sure, they're a Real Head Trip, but clever wears itself out real, real fast, and it's getting on 30-40 years since this crap has been floating around.  That's longer than you've been alive, I wager.  RAW and Mal-2 were stoned when they wrote that shit anyway.  I bet they're embarassed by people like you who take them seriously.  If you keep this up they'll be the new L. Ron Hubbard, and Discordianism(tm) will be the new Scientology.  Do you really want that?  Do you?  Huh?! 


Being a Real Discordian(tm) involves having a finely tuned sense of irony.  We've all been through it.  Is it a joke?  Is a religion?  Is it a religion disguised as a joke disguised as a religion disguised as a philosophy disguised as a joke?  If it's a joke, am I supposed to laugh?  How come nobody else is laughing?  Oh god, They're watching me again!

*cough*

Anyway, Discordianism(tm) is kind of like Ramen noodles.  There's lots of kinds, but it takes a special sort of appetite for them to be worth eating, especially considering the net negative nutritional gain. Is it worth the effort, or should you just order a college special from Jeebus Pizza?  Or maybe just be a regular ol' atheist.  I hear they've unionised.  Maybe you should try it.




So, you're still here.  I never have the patience to read the long posts.  Hell, I've never read all of the Principia Discordia(tm).  Even if I did, I wouldn't remember it.  I can quote, "Munching on the tasty grass, the sacred chao goes 'mu'" but it took a lot of effort and I'm so not into that.  But I'm also not into bullshitting for bullshit's sake.  I'm just easily amused.  That's why I'm here.  Sometimes that's why I'm not here. 

So shut up, take a look around with your eyes open this time, and "make your own trip" or whatever it is they used to say.

this, specifically, is what needs to be bumped for the current crop of bobbies.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Jasper on September 23, 2006, 06:00:26 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 21, 2006, 10:52:57 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on September 21, 2005, 03:52:33 AM
If you're going to bullshit for bullshit's sake, at least have the decency to make your own.  Stop analyzing, quoting, arguing with, and making clever references to any of the so-called "seminal Discordian(tm) texts". 

Sure, they're a Real Head Trip, but clever wears itself out real, real fast, and it's getting on 30-40 years since this crap has been floating around.  That's longer than you've been alive, I wager.  RAW and Mal-2 were stoned when they wrote that shit anyway.  I bet they're embarassed by people like you who take them seriously.  If you keep this up they'll be the new L. Ron Hubbard, and Discordianism(tm) will be the new Scientology.  Do you really want that?  Do you?  Huh?! 


Being a Real Discordian(tm) involves having a finely tuned sense of irony.  We've all been through it.  Is it a joke?  Is a religion?  Is it a religion disguised as a joke disguised as a religion disguised as a philosophy disguised as a joke?  If it's a joke, am I supposed to laugh?  How come nobody else is laughing?  Oh god, They're watching me again!

*cough*

Anyway, Discordianism(tm) is kind of like Ramen noodles.  There's lots of kinds, but it takes a special sort of appetite for them to be worth eating, especially considering the net negative nutritional gain. Is it worth the effort, or should you just order a college special from Jeebus Pizza?  Or maybe just be a regular ol' atheist.  I hear they've unionised.  Maybe you should try it.




So, you're still here.  I never have the patience to read the long posts.  Hell, I've never read all of the Principia Discordia(tm).  Even if I did, I wouldn't remember it.  I can quote, "Munching on the tasty grass, the sacred chao goes 'mu'" but it took a lot of effort and I'm so not into that.  But I'm also not into bullshitting for bullshit's sake.  I'm just easily amused.  That's why I'm here.  Sometimes that's why I'm not here. 

So shut up, take a look around with your eyes open this time, and "make your own trip" or whatever it is they used to say.

this, specifically, is what needs to be bumped for the current crop of bobbies.

QFT
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on October 25, 2006, 09:26:58 AM
I don't know if I should be happy or embarassed that this is still here.



Aw hell, that sound you hear is my ego swelling.   :-)
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 25, 2006, 01:22:34 PM
damn.

cats is really coming outta the woodwork now.

welcome back, RBG!
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on October 25, 2006, 08:24:39 PM
Aw, shucks.  It's taken me eight months but I think I've unwound a little.  Helps when everyone is relatively civil.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: vexaph0d on December 25, 2006, 08:10:30 PM
attn: noobs

the OP in this thread should be ignored at all costs.  do NOT behave like a good little monkey, especially not around the holidays.  please disregard all warnings in this thread and act like you know What's Really Happening, just because you got a chuckle from the one about the toilet falling on the guy's head.


vexati0n,
didn't get any pumpkin pie this year, and eating you alive is the next best thing.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Alchemist on February 11, 2007, 08:46:05 PM
Noob to flame! Get your toasty noob here. Going once, going twice, I like licking on the thrice.
Well, that kind off states my inner demons. Please feel free to shout at me. I like a play as much as the next cottage pie, but I doubt I could feed the parsnips!
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 11, 2007, 10:03:17 PM
 :fuckoff:
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 12, 2007, 01:16:38 AM
 50 Posts fucker
/
/
:hashishim:
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: hunter s.durden on February 12, 2007, 01:56:48 AM
Even when they call it down upon themselves?

That's Bullshit.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Alchemist on February 12, 2007, 03:29:31 AM
Hunter. It was grammatically correct bullshit though. That's got to count for something. Ho hum, back to the battle at FSM, I seem to be causing problems with some members (not a noob there)
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Mangrove on February 12, 2007, 02:48:48 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 12, 2007, 01:16:38 AM
50 Posts fucker
/
/
:hashishim:

[checks koran]

damn TI, i can't find that verse in there.   :lol:
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 12, 2007, 06:23:53 PM
I think its one of the Hadiths
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Mangrove on February 12, 2007, 06:56:25 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 12, 2007, 06:23:53 PM
I think its one of the Hadiths

gotcha the stuff that isn't in the koran but is treated like it is.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: LMNO on February 12, 2007, 06:57:30 PM
Are you serious!?


"50 Posts Fucker" is one of the most sublime poems by Rumi.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 12, 2007, 06:59:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 12, 2007, 06:57:30 PM
Are you serious!?


"50 Posts Fucker" is one of the most sublime poems by Rumi.

Post it or ICB!
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: LMNO on February 12, 2007, 07:01:04 PM
Quote from: RumiNever be without rememberance of Him,
for His rememberance
gives strength and wings
to the bird of the Spirit.
If that objective of yours
is fully realized, that is
"Light upon Light"...
...But at the very least, by
practicing God's rememberance
your inner being
will be illuminated
little by little and
you will achieve
some measure of detachment
from the world.
50 Posts, Fucker.

-- Jelaluddin Rumi
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 12, 2007, 07:03:01 PM
Okay I concede the point. That must be genuine cos it even says "Quote from: Rumi" at the top.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 12, 2007, 07:07:31 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on February 12, 2007, 06:56:25 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 12, 2007, 06:23:53 PM
I think its one of the Hadiths

gotcha the stuff that isn't in the koran but is treated like it is.

Quote from: wikipediaExamples of Hadith
Main article: List of Muslim reports
“The first thing created by God was the intellect.”[1]
“The ink of the scholar is more precious than the blood of the martyr.”[2]
“One learned man is harder on the devil than a thousand worshippers.”[3]
“Riches are not from an abundance of worldly goods, but from a contented mind.”
“He who wishes to enter the paradise at the best door must please his mother and father.”[4]
“No man is a true believer unless he desires for his brother that he desires for himself.”[5]
“When the bier of anyone passes by you, whether Jew, Christian, or Muslim, rise to your feet.“[6]
“The thing which is lawful but is disliked by God is divorce.”[7]
“Women are twin-halves of men.”[8]
“Actions will be judged according to intentions.”[9]
“That which is lawful is clear and that which is unlawful likewise, but there are certain doubtful things between the two from which it is well to abstain.”[10]
“The proof of a Muslim’s sincerity is that he pays no attention to that which is not his business.”
“That person is nearest to God, who pardons…him who would have injured him.”[11]
“…yield obedience to my successor, although he may be an Abyssinian slave.”[12]
“Modesty and chastity are parts of the Faith.”[13]

you know some of those are really good
seriously what the fuck happened to the Muslim world?
They used to be the more tolerant and enlightened of the major religous
and now they bomb KFC's cause of a cartoon
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: LMNO on February 12, 2007, 07:09:29 PM
Please to Google "Sufi".




LMNO
-Is fucking pissed at the Wahabi bastards.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 12, 2007, 07:28:30 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 12, 2007, 07:07:31 PM
you know some of those are really good
seriously what the fuck happened to the Muslim world?
They used to be the more tolerant and enlightened of the major religous
and now they bomb KFC's cause of a cartoon

Entertaining armour plated medieval christian 'guests' will do that to ya.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Suu on February 12, 2007, 09:37:44 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on February 12, 2007, 07:28:30 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 12, 2007, 07:07:31 PM
you know some of those are really good
seriously what the fuck happened to the Muslim world?
They used to be the more tolerant and enlightened of the major religous
and now they bomb KFC's cause of a cartoon

Entertaining armour plated medieval christian 'guests' will do that to ya.

It was a religious pilgrimage, I swear!
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: B_M_W on February 12, 2007, 09:48:37 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 12, 2007, 07:07:31 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on February 12, 2007, 06:56:25 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 12, 2007, 06:23:53 PM
I think its one of the Hadiths

gotcha the stuff that isn't in the koran but is treated like it is.

Quote from: wikipediaExamples of Hadith
Main article: List of Muslim reports
,ÄúThe first thing created by God was the intellect.,Äù[1]
,ÄúThe ink of the scholar is more precious than the blood of the martyr.,Äù[2]
,ÄúOne learned man is harder on the devil than a thousand worshippers.,Äù[3]
,ÄúRiches are not from an abundance of worldly goods, but from a contented mind.,Äù
,ÄúHe who wishes to enter the paradise at the best door must please his mother and father.,Äù[4]
,ÄúNo man is a true believer unless he desires for his brother that he desires for himself.,Äù[5]
,ÄúWhen the bier of anyone passes by you, whether Jew, Christian, or Muslim, rise to your feet.,Äú[6]
,ÄúThe thing which is lawful but is disliked by God is divorce.,Äù[7]
,ÄúWomen are twin-halves of men.,Äù[8]
,ÄúActions will be judged according to intentions.,Äù[9]
,ÄúThat which is lawful is clear and that which is unlawful likewise, but there are certain doubtful things between the two from which it is well to abstain.,Äù[10]
,ÄúThe proof of a Muslim,Äôs sincerity is that he pays no attention to that which is not his business.,Äù
,ÄúThat person is nearest to God, who pardons,Ķhim who would have injured him.,Äù[11]
,Äú,Ķyield obedience to my successor, although he may be an Abyssinian slave.,Äù[12]
,ÄúModesty and chastity are parts of the Faith.,Äù[13]

you know some of those are really good
seriously what the fuck happened to the Muslim world?
They used to be the more tolerant and enlightened of the major religous
and now they bomb KFC's cause of a cartoon

Yeah, 10th century Baghdad, those were the days.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Cain on February 12, 2007, 11:45:24 PM
What happened was in the 11th century they stopped interpreting the Koran in a current context.  Many people don't realize it, but the debate in Islam closely mirrors that between strict and context constitutionalists in America.  One interpretation says that the Law is set for all times, perfect at its conception and the other says it must change with the times.

Oh, and a bunch of nutter Wahabis (as opposed to the rather benign Ottomans) ended up on a load of oil, we fed, trained and toughened up the worst of these and unleashed them against the throats of the Soviets. And Arab nationalism failed.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 13, 2007, 01:03:34 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 12, 2007, 11:45:24 PM

Oh, and a bunch of nutter Wahabis (as opposed to the rather benign Ottomans) ended up on a load of oil, we fed, trained and toughened up the worst of these and unleashed them against the throats of the Soviets. And Arab nationalism failed.

oh yah
good times
good times
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Cain on February 13, 2007, 01:20:06 AM
Being idiots, we thought we could use them against the Communist backed nationalist parties of the Arab world.  What fucking morons we are.....
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Mangrove on February 13, 2007, 02:35:36 PM
oddly enough, if anyone's watching the new season of '24', this is crucial to the plot.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Cain on February 13, 2007, 02:51:34 PM
24 is edumucational?

Also, those groups I mention actually do not include Al-Qaeda, though the Egyptian Brotherhood (who helped spawn them) is.  Alot of groups took from the EB, making us indirectly responsible for them, but many viewed the US as the centre of moral failure in the world and so didn't want help, even when it was offered (as with Bin Laden).
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Heckler567 on March 13, 2007, 05:21:56 PM
with all the shit jacks been through im surprised he aint pulled the trigger himself
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 23, 2007, 08:45:35 PM
i know this is stickied and can't be bumped
but im at least giving it a new post title for the recent influx of newbies
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Genocide Device on March 27, 2007, 09:58:53 AM
Yet again I wander into a sight for noobs and seem to have missed the whole damn thing,Ķ

Have the beatings stopped?

*starts to get undressed*
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on March 27, 2007, 06:16:25 PM
this appears to be taking a turn for the boringer.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Triple Zero on March 27, 2007, 06:20:14 PM
  fists over boredom!!!!

        \

    (http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/7518/mccain2wt8.gif)
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: LMNO on March 27, 2007, 06:32:00 PM
BTW, did you know that the Moon has a physical effect on the human body?




::runs away::
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Triple Zero on March 27, 2007, 06:50:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 27, 2007, 06:32:00 PMBTW, did you know that the Moon has a physical effect on the human body?

it will, once HIMEOBS gets around to using it as a Very High Orbit Kinetic Weapon.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: AFK on March 27, 2007, 06:58:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 27, 2007, 06:32:00 PM
BTW, did you know that the Moon has a physical effect on the human body?




::runs away::

you don't say (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=11068.0)

edited:  I had the wrong moon thread.  (yup there were two)
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Triple Zero on March 27, 2007, 07:03:23 PM
that was a swote thread.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: LMNO on March 27, 2007, 07:07:51 PM
Yeah.  The best part was when someone actually did the gravitational math.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: AFK on March 27, 2007, 07:10:13 PM
BIP Classics ITT
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: B_M_W on March 27, 2007, 07:20:56 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 27, 2007, 06:58:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 27, 2007, 06:32:00 PM
BTW, did you know that the Moon has a physical effect on the human body?




::runs away::

you don't say (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=11122.0)

:lol: :lol: :lulz: :roll:

Oh geez... :lol:

Thanks for the memories.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Idem on March 27, 2007, 10:16:18 PM
:mittens:
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: LMNO on March 28, 2007, 03:17:38 PM
By the way, TOG, the Empties show this Thursday has moved to the Mass Art Auditorium.  It's with Ho-Ag, Self-Destruct Button, and BLK Tuygr.  Doors at 7:00.

Or you can check out the Fur Purse show on April 4.  Punk Rock covers, a hell of a lot of fun.  That's at the Midway in JP.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: That One Guy on March 28, 2007, 03:20:51 PM
Yeah - saw the flyer as I was waiting for the bus this morning. I figured it would be moved since O'Briens isn't finished yet. I'm planning on being there - should be fun  8) And the Midway show (I love that place - beer, bands and bowling?  :thumb:) sounds like a blast!
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: LMNO on March 28, 2007, 03:21:45 PM
Just remember to get drunk before coming to the Mass Art show.  No booze sold there (I'm gonna bring a flask).
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: That One Guy on March 28, 2007, 03:23:11 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 31, 2007, 01:02:15 PM
Resistance is futile.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Mitok Thendorblurt on May 01, 2007, 05:24:45 AM
I just thought we were all fucking around, but damn, people are stupid enough to take this shit seriously? Now I'm confused. Should I worry about you guys? Do you guys need help?

Thanks a lot, Captain Paranoi.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 01, 2007, 05:40:49 AM
Quote from: Mitok Thendorblurt on May 01, 2007, 05:24:45 AM
I just thought we were all fucking around, but damn, people are stupid enough to take this shit seriously? Now I'm confused. Should I worry about you guys? Do you guys need help?

Thanks a lot, Captain Paranoi.

We're idiots.  No, really.  You basically walked into the asylum.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Adios on May 01, 2007, 05:44:34 AM
I only trust the insane.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 01, 2007, 05:48:23 AM
if we were really in an asylum we would forge the inmates into open revolution
giving us this forum is just less maintenance
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Adios on May 01, 2007, 06:05:52 AM
What was the name of that movie? I think Nicholson was in it.

Cuckoos Nest!
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: cyberus on May 01, 2007, 07:59:43 AM
Quote from: Hawk on May 01, 2007, 06:05:52 AM
What was the name of that movie? I think Nicholson was in it.

One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest!

Fixxored.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: LMNO on May 01, 2007, 02:00:38 PM
All together now...




"AND THE BOOK WAS BETTER!"
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: AFK on May 01, 2007, 03:10:29 PM
Whoa, there was, like, a book? 
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 01, 2007, 06:36:15 PM
Did the book have Jack Nicholson in it?
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on May 20, 2007, 07:19:41 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Mangrove on May 20, 2007, 10:14:06 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 01, 2007, 06:36:15 PM
Did the book have Jack Nicholson in it?

No, but he often appears on the front cover.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 20, 2007, 10:58:59 PM
He appears on the front cover of a lot of books.

Means nothing.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: LMNO on May 21, 2007, 03:59:11 PM
In the book, the nurse has bigger tits.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 21, 2007, 04:17:39 PM
I've noticed all the characters in books have bigger tits.

I've suspected for a while that this is because the laws of physics don't actually allow for womens tits to become that big irl. Hopefully with advances in special effects we should start to see more an more movie characters with the same size of tits they had in the book.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on May 21, 2007, 05:13:35 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 21, 2007, 04:17:39 PM
I've noticed all the characters in books have bigger tits.

I've suspected for a while that this is because the laws of physics don't actually allow for womens tits to become that big irl. Hopefully with advances in special effects we should start to see more an more movie characters with the same size of tits they had in the book.

:lulz:

And yes, nurse's tits and all, the book was much better.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: hooplala on December 04, 2007, 03:11:40 AM
Shut up.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: BootyBay on April 17, 2008, 02:25:25 AM
If I accidentally quote Star Trek, it's because of lag.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: hooplala on May 01, 2008, 11:34:51 PM
Wha?
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: AFK on May 08, 2008, 02:10:12 PM
Set your phasers to SUCK. 
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Saint Valifer on June 21, 2008, 04:23:38 AM
I love Ramen Noodles.

Despite the net negative nutritional gain.

Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on June 21, 2008, 09:17:38 AM
Quote from: Saint Valifer on June 21, 2008, 04:23:38 AM
I love Ramen Noodles.

Despite the net negative nutritional gain.



They are also incredibly bad for you, especially when eaten in quantity over a long period of time.

Just saying.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 21, 2008, 05:46:43 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 21, 2008, 09:17:38 AM
Quote from: Saint Valifer on June 21, 2008, 04:23:38 AM
I love Ramen Noodles.

Despite the net negative nutritional gain.



They are also incredibly bad for you, especially when eaten in quantity over a long period of time.

Just saying.

I though that was what "net negative nutritional gain" meant. I knew these guys who ate nothing but ramen and white rice for months, and they got soooooo skinny, and sickly.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on June 21, 2008, 09:51:51 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of hypertension and heart attacks from all the sodium.  But more to the point, the original simile was comparing ramen to discordianism...I mean, look at what happened to all of us here.   :lulz:
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 21, 2008, 10:00:35 PM
Discordianism made us the best goddamn web community on the Internets?


Cainad,
Loves you guys. Even the spags.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on June 21, 2008, 11:02:15 PM
 :oops:
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 22, 2008, 08:09:35 AM
PD.com: The malnutrition of the internets.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Jasper on September 23, 2008, 01:37:06 AM
I know a guy who literally turned yellow from prolonged ramen consumption.

Pastafarianism is more akin to ramen.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on September 23, 2008, 01:38:30 AM
All right, what's discordianism then?
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Jasper on September 23, 2008, 01:41:34 AM
Popcorn.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on September 23, 2008, 01:45:54 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 23, 2008, 05:35:10 AM
discordianism is more like a really greasy curry.

you can barely stop yourself from shoveling it in, but it carries the potential to explode from within you at inappropriate and socially crippling times.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: LMNO on September 23, 2008, 01:42:46 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 23, 2008, 05:35:10 AM
discordianism is more like a really greasy curry.

you can barely stop yourself from shoveling it in, but it carries the potential to explode from within you at inappropriate and socially crippling times.

:potd:
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Fester the Pustule on November 19, 2008, 05:19:45 PM
I came, I consumed, I belched.  *urp*

I'm Fester The Pustule and I disapprove of your approvals.

Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: hooplala on November 19, 2008, 05:37:45 PM
Quote from: Fester the Pustule on November 19, 2008, 05:19:45 PM
I came, I consumed, I belched.  *urp*

I'm Fester The Pustule and I disapprove of your approvals.



So?
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Cramulus on November 19, 2008, 06:32:36 PM
hey fester


(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/0e/250px-FestQuest.jpg) (http://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/Festers_Quest_NES_ScreenShot4.gif)

any relation?
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Ziggy Odyssey on January 11, 2009, 05:15:27 PM
as a nertwurbbled noob fully bathed in the glowing ploysnurch of my own gagflorious being...
i shurt like to offer this final piece of advice to the noobs of this forum in a noobish sharing of joyful noodle stewage...

early in a Discordian's pilgrimage a discordian should go forth and relish a pickle on a bun.

(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l82/mistermumbojumbo/Temple/picklebun.jpg)

http://picklesurprise.ytmnd.com/ (http://picklesurprise.ytmnd.com/)

knowt: this erz only an appetizer to the pre-final unhelpful tip.

this prolly belongs in the "what i had for lunch" thread.
but it tickles my pickle to drop here.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Raphaella on January 11, 2009, 05:29:06 PM
(http://i349.photobucket.com/albums/q363/RaphaellaVonMercer/Hurrm.jpg)
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Seth_The_Fallen on February 14, 2009, 08:28:18 AM
I don't normally try to "Quote" others I would rather get my own ass handed to me on a shiny gold platter then be doing that. I don't really know why you was talking about the noobys quoting the stoners. Really I think it would be fun to see them against the stoners in a one on one rant fight. I would be watching with unceasing anticipation on the out come of the rant. :wink:
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2009, 08:29:00 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 14, 2009, 08:28:18 AM
I don't normally try to "Quote" others I would rather get my own ass handed to me on a shiny gold platter then be doing that. I don't really know why you was talking about the noobys quoting the stoners. Really I think it would be fun to see them against the stoners in a one on one rant fight. I would be watching with unceasing anticipation on the out come of the rant. :wink:

Unfortunately, all the stoners in question are dead.   :sad:
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 14, 2009, 07:11:52 PM
occupational hazard, I guess.

:lol:
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 02:07:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2009, 08:29:00 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 14, 2009, 08:28:18 AM
I don't normally try to "Quote" others I would rather get my own ass handed to me on a shiny gold platter then be doing that. I don't really know why you was talking about the noobys quoting the stoners. Really I think it would be fun to see them against the stoners in a one on one rant fight. I would be watching with unceasing anticipation on the out come of the rant. :wink:

Unfortunately, all the stoners in question are dead.   :sad:


Horrible I am sorry to put such a suggestion up. I didn't know they passed.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 02:13:08 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 02:07:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2009, 08:29:00 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 14, 2009, 08:28:18 AM
I don't normally try to "Quote" others I would rather get my own ass handed to me on a shiny gold platter then be doing that. I don't really know why you was talking about the noobys quoting the stoners. Really I think it would be fun to see them against the stoners in a one on one rant fight. I would be watching with unceasing anticipation on the out come of the rant. :wink:

Unfortunately, all the stoners in question are dead.   :sad:


Horrible I am sorry to put such a suggestion up. I didn't know they passed.

Well, to be fair, they were older than God.

Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 02:26:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 02:13:08 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 02:07:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2009, 08:29:00 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 14, 2009, 08:28:18 AM
I don't normally try to "Quote" others I would rather get my own ass handed to me on a shiny gold platter then be doing that. I don't really know why you was talking about the noobys quoting the stoners. Really I think it would be fun to see them against the stoners in a one on one rant fight. I would be watching with unceasing anticipation on the out come of the rant. :wink:

Unfortunately, all the stoners in question are dead.   :sad:


Horrible I am sorry to put such a suggestion up. I didn't know they passed.

Well, to be fair, they were older than God.



I don't feel as bad now. I will have to say if your a stoner and your that old, I am so proud of you.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 04:26:14 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 02:26:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 02:13:08 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 02:07:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2009, 08:29:00 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 14, 2009, 08:28:18 AM
I don't normally try to "Quote" others I would rather get my own ass handed to me on a shiny gold platter then be doing that. I don't really know why you was talking about the noobys quoting the stoners. Really I think it would be fun to see them against the stoners in a one on one rant fight. I would be watching with unceasing anticipation on the out come of the rant. :wink:

Unfortunately, all the stoners in question are dead.   :sad:


Horrible I am sorry to put such a suggestion up. I didn't know they passed.

Well, to be fair, they were older than God.



I don't feel as bad now. I will have to say if your a stoner and your that old, I am so proud of you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerry_Thornley
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 05:23:48 AM
Ahh. I thought it was someone else. I really don't care anymore..........
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 05:28:55 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 05:23:48 AM
Ahh. I thought it was someone else. I really don't care anymore..........

Well, okay.  I won't bother next time.   :|
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 05:44:28 AM
Ha ha ha you are a strange one Rev. I am glad I am getting to talk to you. oh ya by the way have to talked to my brother any?
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 05:45:16 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 05:44:28 AM
Ha ha ha you are a strange one Rev. I am glad I am getting to talk to you. oh ya by the way have to talked to my brother any?

Yeah, I see him and his wife a couple of times a week.  Seems to be doing okay.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 06:02:41 AM
Very good, I hope I get to see him soon, I am starting to miss the poor bastard.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 06:12:47 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 06:02:41 AM
Very good, I hope I get to see him soon, I am starting to miss the poor bastard.

Good.  Tell the fucker not to move to Oklahoma.  Nothing there but pissed off Indians, anyfuckingway.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 07:39:55 AM
can't forget the fucking casinos all over the place. I really hate it down here. But him and I wish to take care of our mother, she is not in the best of health and wealth at all.  on a new subject which is random as hell. I have a cig! just no light. :lulz:
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 15, 2009, 10:36:30 AM
if you have:
a 9 volt and steel wool, you have fire
a stove, you have fire
a toaster, toaster oven, a heat gun, you have fire
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 07:59:37 PM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 07:39:55 AM
can't forget the fucking casinos all over the place. I really hate it down here. But him and I wish to take care of our mother, she is not in the best of health and wealth at all.  on a new subject which is random as hell. I have a cig! just no light. :lulz:

Before I quit, I lit mine with hate.

Try it.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 11:27:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 07:59:37 PM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 07:39:55 AM
can't forget the fucking casinos all over the place. I really hate it down here. But him and I wish to take care of our mother, she is not in the best of health and wealth at all.  on a new subject which is random as hell. I have a cig! just no light. :lulz:

Before I quit, I lit mine with hate.

Try it.

If I do that there is no cig left to smoke. It would all burn as soon as I light it
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 11:44:25 PM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 11:27:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 07:59:37 PM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 07:39:55 AM
can't forget the fucking casinos all over the place. I really hate it down here. But him and I wish to take care of our mother, she is not in the best of health and wealth at all.  on a new subject which is random as hell. I have a cig! just no light. :lulz:

Before I quit, I lit mine with hate.

Try it.

If I do that there is no cig left to smoke. It would all burn as soon as I light it

You must FOCUS the hate.  FOCUS!
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Seth_The_Fallen on February 16, 2009, 04:33:06 AM
That is what I do, It is all gone by the time the lighter is pulled away from the end of the cig.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 17, 2009, 12:11:20 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 16, 2009, 04:33:06 AM
That is what I do, It is all gone by the time the lighter is pulled away from the end of the cig.

Jesus, you talk just like Shane.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Seth_The_Fallen on February 17, 2009, 04:10:55 AM
They call me Shane2.0, the name is suggesting something. Don't you think? I am more like Shane then they give me credit for.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Faithless on March 04, 2009, 10:14:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 06:12:47 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 06:02:41 AM
Very good, I hope I get to see him soon, I am starting to miss the poor bastard.

Good.  Tell the fucker not to move to Oklahoma.  Nothing there but pissed off Indians, anyfuckingway.

Unfortunately, I have to leave, I really don't have a choice. But the real fun is pissing off the Indians even more, andwhen you get way back off the beaten trail......  anythings legal.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Seth_The_Fallen on March 04, 2009, 11:44:31 PM
Quote from: Faithless on March 04, 2009, 10:14:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 06:12:47 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 06:02:41 AM
Very good, I hope I get to see him soon, I am starting to miss the poor bastard.

Good.  Tell the fucker not to move to Oklahoma.  Nothing there but pissed off Indians, anyfuckingway.

Unfortunately, I have to leave, I really don't have a choice. But the real fun is pissing off the Indians even more, andwhen you get way back off the beaten trail......  anythings legal.

Must you torture me so?
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Faithless on March 06, 2009, 12:13:33 AM
Yes, I'm afraid that I must. Besides, whats a little torture between family?
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Aufenthatt on March 09, 2009, 08:56:21 PM
Painful?
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 09, 2009, 09:07:49 PM
Quote from: Faithless on March 04, 2009, 10:14:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 06:12:47 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 06:02:41 AM
Very good, I hope I get to see him soon, I am starting to miss the poor bastard.

Good.  Tell the fucker not to move to Oklahoma.  Nothing there but pissed off Indians, anyfuckingway.

Unfortunately, I have to leave, I really don't have a choice. But the real fun is pissing off the Indians even more, andwhen you get way back off the beaten trail......  anythings legal.

I'm not sure if this is a joke based on something I don't know about, or if you just want me to hate you.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 02:20:46 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 09, 2009, 09:07:49 PM
Quote from: Faithless on March 04, 2009, 10:14:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 06:12:47 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 06:02:41 AM
Very good, I hope I get to see him soon, I am starting to miss the poor bastard.

Good.  Tell the fucker not to move to Oklahoma.  Nothing there but pissed off Indians, anyfuckingway.

Unfortunately, I have to leave, I really don't have a choice. But the real fun is pissing off the Indians even more, andwhen you get way back off the beaten trail......  anythings legal.

I'm not sure if this is a joke based on something I don't know about, or if you just want me to hate you.
If you choose to hate, that is of course your option. But reality still pervades.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 03:15:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 09, 2009, 09:07:49 PM
Quote from: Faithless on March 04, 2009, 10:14:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 06:12:47 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 06:02:41 AM
Very good, I hope I get to see him soon, I am starting to miss the poor bastard.

Good.  Tell the fucker not to move to Oklahoma.  Nothing there but pissed off Indians, anyfuckingway.

Unfortunately, I have to leave, I really don't have a choice. But the real fun is pissing off the Indians even more, andwhen you get way back off the beaten trail......  anythings legal.

I'm not sure if this is a joke based on something I don't know about, or if you just want me to hate you.

He can't help himself.  He was born wrong.

And I'm pretty sure he's just riffing. 
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:25:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 03:15:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 09, 2009, 09:07:49 PM
Quote from: Faithless on March 04, 2009, 10:14:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 06:12:47 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 06:02:41 AM
Very good, I hope I get to see him soon, I am starting to miss the poor bastard.

Good.  Tell the fucker not to move to Oklahoma.  Nothing there but pissed off Indians, anyfuckingway.

Unfortunately, I have to leave, I really don't have a choice. But the real fun is pissing off the Indians even more, andwhen you get way back off the beaten trail......  anythings legal.

I'm not sure if this is a joke based on something I don't know about, or if you just want me to hate you.

He can't help himself.  He was born wrong.

And I'm pretty sure he's just riffing. 

I hope his mind is not taunted horribly yet.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:27:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 03:15:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 09, 2009, 09:07:49 PM
Quote from: Faithless on March 04, 2009, 10:14:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 06:12:47 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 06:02:41 AM
Very good, I hope I get to see him soon, I am starting to miss the poor bastard.

Good.  Tell the fucker not to move to Oklahoma.  Nothing there but pissed off Indians, anyfuckingway.

Unfortunately, I have to leave, I really don't have a choice. But the real fun is pissing off the Indians even more, andwhen you get way back off the beaten trail......  anythings legal.

I'm not sure if this is a joke based on something I don't know about, or if you just want me to hate you.

He can't help himself.  He was born wrong.

And I'm pretty sure he's just riffing. 
I wasn't born wrong, I just grew that way.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:28:46 AM
Quote from: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:27:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 03:15:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 09, 2009, 09:07:49 PM
Quote from: Faithless on March 04, 2009, 10:14:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 06:12:47 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 06:02:41 AM
Very good, I hope I get to see him soon, I am starting to miss the poor bastard.

Good.  Tell the fucker not to move to Oklahoma.  Nothing there but pissed off Indians, anyfuckingway.

Unfortunately, I have to leave, I really don't have a choice. But the real fun is pissing off the Indians even more, andwhen you get way back off the beaten trail......  anythings legal.

I'm not sure if this is a joke based on something I don't know about, or if you just want me to hate you.

He can't help himself.  He was born wrong.

And I'm pretty sure he's just riffing. 
I wasn't born wrong, I just grew that way.

Bollocks.  I can tell by the shape of your skull.  There's some weird genes in you, sir. 
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:34:30 AM
Maybe this is going a little to weird. I might have to just sit and watch this one out.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:35:35 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:34:30 AM
Maybe this is going a little to weird. I might have to just sit and watch this one out.

Well, sure.  It's not your fault Shane had his genes flattened in the accident.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:37:13 AM
Among other things. Remember I am the same as him.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:39:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:35:35 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:34:30 AM
Maybe this is going a little to weird. I might have to just sit and watch this one out.

Well, sure.  It's not your fault Shane had his genes flattened in the accident.
Why thank you, sir. Perhaps that deformity is what effects the part of me that picks my friends. Perhaps not.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:40:34 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:37:13 AM
Among other things. Remember I am the same as him.

No, you're still capable of speech, and of eating solid food.

Poor Shane.  :sadbanana:
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:41:10 AM
Quote from: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:39:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:35:35 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:34:30 AM
Maybe this is going a little to weird. I might have to just sit and watch this one out.

Well, sure.  It's not your fault Shane had his genes flattened in the accident.
Why thank you, sir. Perhaps that deformity is what effects the part of me that picks my friends. Perhaps not.

I'd hazard a guess at "yes".  You hang out with FREAKS, sir...FREAKS.

TGRR,
Freaky.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:43:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:40:34 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:37:13 AM
Among other things. Remember I am the same as him.

No, you're still capable of speech, and of eating solid food.

Poor Shane.  :sadbanana:

He can eat solid foods but it has to be chopped into small bite size pieces.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:43:56 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:43:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:40:34 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:37:13 AM
Among other things. Remember I am the same as him.

No, you're still capable of speech, and of eating solid food.

Poor Shane.  :sadbanana:

He can eat solid foods but it has to be chopped into small bite size pieces.

So they took the big bolts out of his jaw?  I did not know that.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:44:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:41:10 AM
Quote from: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:39:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:35:35 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:34:30 AM
Maybe this is going a little to weird. I might have to just sit and watch this one out.

Well, sure.  It's not your fault Shane had his genes flattened in the accident.
Why thank you, sir. Perhaps that deformity is what effects the part of me that picks my friends. Perhaps not.

I'd hazard a guess at "yes".  You hang out with FREAKS, sir...FREAKS.

TGRR,
Freaky.
No kidding, why some of them are so wierd that they try to give me advice on my own life. Now thats strange.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:45:25 AM
Quote from: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:44:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:41:10 AM
Quote from: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:39:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:35:35 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:34:30 AM
Maybe this is going a little to weird. I might have to just sit and watch this one out.

Well, sure.  It's not your fault Shane had his genes flattened in the accident.
Why thank you, sir. Perhaps that deformity is what effects the part of me that picks my friends. Perhaps not.

I'd hazard a guess at "yes".  You hang out with FREAKS, sir...FREAKS.

TGRR,
Freaky.
No kidding, why some of them are so wierd that they try to give me advice on my own life. Now thats strange.

That's what spiritual advisors are for. :)
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:46:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:45:25 AM
Quote from: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:44:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:41:10 AM
Quote from: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:39:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:35:35 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:34:30 AM
Maybe this is going a little to weird. I might have to just sit and watch this one out.

Well, sure.  It's not your fault Shane had his genes flattened in the accident.
Why thank you, sir. Perhaps that deformity is what effects the part of me that picks my friends. Perhaps not.

I'd hazard a guess at "yes".  You hang out with FREAKS, sir...FREAKS.

TGRR,
Freaky.
No kidding, why some of them are so wierd that they try to give me advice on my own life. Now thats strange.

That's what spiritual advisors are for. :)
and annoying neighbors too!
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:47:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:43:56 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:43:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:40:34 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:37:13 AM
Among other things. Remember I am the same as him.

No, you're still capable of speech, and of eating solid food.

Poor Shane.  :sadbanana:

He can eat solid foods but it has to be chopped into small bite size pieces.

So they took the big bolts out of his jaw?  I did not know that.


HOLY HELL I IS FREAKING OUT! I HAS TO MIUC(IYHVBWFkna ofjbsov
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:48:14 AM
Quote from: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:46:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:45:25 AM
Quote from: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:44:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:41:10 AM
Quote from: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:39:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:35:35 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:34:30 AM
Maybe this is going a little to weird. I might have to just sit and watch this one out.

Well, sure.  It's not your fault Shane had his genes flattened in the accident.
Why thank you, sir. Perhaps that deformity is what effects the part of me that picks my friends. Perhaps not.

I'd hazard a guess at "yes".  You hang out with FREAKS, sir...FREAKS.

TGRR,
Freaky.
No kidding, why some of them are so wierd that they try to give me advice on my own life. Now thats strange.

That's what spiritual advisors are for. :)
and annoying neighbors too!

Someone is horning in on my turf?   :argh!:
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:50:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:48:14 AM
Quote from: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:46:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:45:25 AM
Quote from: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:44:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:41:10 AM
Quote from: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:39:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:35:35 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:34:30 AM
Maybe this is going a little to weird. I might have to just sit and watch this one out.

Well, sure.  It's not your fault Shane had his genes flattened in the accident.
Why thank you, sir. Perhaps that deformity is what effects the part of me that picks my friends. Perhaps not.

I'd hazard a guess at "yes".  You hang out with FREAKS, sir...FREAKS.

TGRR,
Freaky.
No kidding, why some of them are so wierd that they try to give me advice on my own life. Now thats strange.

That's what spiritual advisors are for. :)
and annoying neighbors too!

Someone is horning in on my turf?   :argh!:
The worst are the gamers.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:51:50 AM
Quote from: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:50:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:48:14 AM
Quote from: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:46:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:45:25 AM
Quote from: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:44:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:41:10 AM
Quote from: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:39:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:35:35 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:34:30 AM
Maybe this is going a little to weird. I might have to just sit and watch this one out.

Well, sure.  It's not your fault Shane had his genes flattened in the accident.
Why thank you, sir. Perhaps that deformity is what effects the part of me that picks my friends. Perhaps not.

I'd hazard a guess at "yes".  You hang out with FREAKS, sir...FREAKS.

TGRR,
Freaky.
No kidding, why some of them are so wierd that they try to give me advice on my own life. Now thats strange.

That's what spiritual advisors are for. :)
and annoying neighbors too!

Someone is horning in on my turf?   :argh!:
The worst are the gamers.

I hope you find them.....
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:53:57 AM
There are times that I wish I never did. But not very often.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:55:34 AM
the insanity that is insane has took overs I is not myslefs
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2009, 01:18:00 AM
Quote from: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:50:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:48:14 AM
Quote from: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:46:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:45:25 AM
Quote from: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:44:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:41:10 AM
Quote from: Faithless on March 10, 2009, 04:39:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2009, 04:35:35 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on March 10, 2009, 04:34:30 AM
Maybe this is going a little to weird. I might have to just sit and watch this one out.

Well, sure.  It's not your fault Shane had his genes flattened in the accident.
Why thank you, sir. Perhaps that deformity is what effects the part of me that picks my friends. Perhaps not.

I'd hazard a guess at "yes".  You hang out with FREAKS, sir...FREAKS.

TGRR,
Freaky.
No kidding, why some of them are so wierd that they try to give me advice on my own life. Now thats strange.

That's what spiritual advisors are for. :)
and annoying neighbors too!

Someone is horning in on my turf?   :argh!:
The worst are the gamers.

Fucking 40K.  I warned you all!  I WARNED YUO!!!!!
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Faithless on March 11, 2009, 08:19:53 PM
What? Did you think the masses would listen to you? Insanity is rampant, madness is pandemic, the smiler has taken control, and you want to warn people away from GAMES????? Makes sense to me, though little else does.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2009, 01:41:52 AM
Quote from: Faithless on March 11, 2009, 08:19:53 PM
What? Did you think the masses would listen to you? Insanity is rampant, madness is pandemic, the smiler has taken control, and you want to warn people away from GAMES????? Makes sense to me, though little else does.

40K is not a game.  It's a way of getting addictive personalities to bicker endlessly until they hate the very sight of each other.

But there's probably a downside.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Jasper on March 12, 2009, 03:23:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2009, 01:41:52 AMBut there's probably a downside.

14 year olds.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2009, 03:26:04 AM
Quote from: Felix on March 12, 2009, 03:23:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2009, 01:41:52 AMBut there's probably a downside.

14Cranky 45-50 year olds.

Fixed.
Title: Re: A final piece of advice to noobs:
Post by: Seth_The_Fallen on March 25, 2009, 09:17:05 PM
Sounds like someone messed up on something...Sorry I wasn't on for a little I been very busy. No I was not scared off. :lulz: