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Propaganda Depository / Re: I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!

« on: June 03, 2023, 12:13:56 pm »

Also, this means that I can no longer browse PD from the family computer. One of my parents will look over my shoulder and seem Cram's avatar... "Honey, what is grandma doing on the Internet?"

I CRAM'D the SHIT out of his his GRAM

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Apple Talk / Re: Film Flam

« on: May 16, 2023, 06:35:13 pm »

Both were fun, but the D&D movie was better than the Mario movie.

That is all.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories

« on: May 04, 2023, 05:02:57 pm »

sacred??

sheesh, its an overgrown pop-culture entertainment brand

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Apple Talk / Re: SKYRIM

« on: May 02, 2023, 08:09:45 pm »

Someday I will play skywind and it will be amazing.

Well done cram for predicting the next 12 years for elder scrolls, probably see a new gta before es6

I have a skyrim game I occasionally fire up when I'm super bored

basically decided to play a feral orc that treats cities as a dungeon, and is trying to kill the entire killable population of every town. I use a cleared dungeon as my "residence".


its... not as hard as I expected.

 But I wish I had one of those goblin staves from Oblivion.

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Apple Talk / Re: Rules of Warfare, 21st century edition

« on: February 02, 2023, 07:46:22 pm »

9.  Weapons are not made for wars, wars are made for weapons.

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Apple Talk / Re: Removed from Spagbook

« on: February 02, 2023, 07:44:57 pm »

the ONLY SCIENTIST is GENE RAY

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Apple Talk / Re: Removed from Spagbook

« on: January 31, 2023, 06:27:04 pm »

I think the point of the schroedinger's cat experiment is that it helped Schroedinger explain to everybody why they needed to lay off the physics.

"ThE CaT ExISts aND DOes NOT ExiST UNTIL ITS eigenstaTe is OBSERVEd"

these are the thoughts of the utterly deranged

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Apple Talk / Re: Gift from Baba Yaga Owl House Woman for her Wild Children

« on: January 31, 2023, 06:25:22 pm »

I think I am stuck in the early phases. I keep oscillating back and forth between existing and not existing, but it's going so goddamn fast that the little mites and microbes that live on my skin are getting thrown off like one of those spinny things at the playground. We're grasping at straws to break the camel's back and all I've got is attitude. The folks at the park think I'm weird. But I'll show them. I'LL SHOW THEM ALL.

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Apple Talk / Re: Brahman Fight!!!!! /throws nothing

« on: January 31, 2023, 06:19:49 pm »

/reserves everything.

Hey did you all know that the limbic system - the emotional brain of the mind - is the portal to the Brahman, which is the quantum, which is God, or 'might as well be'?

And if you destroy your own limbic system, you can force the download of a kundalini backup, complete with Goddess manifestations, quantum cognitive function, and uhhhhh...other...things?  Like, cats like you extra, now?  That's the best powerup.

I'm not sure why I'm posting this if I'm just going to talk to myself again, but you know sometimes I have some great things to say so why not.

Oui, has anyone seen the Kalki's white horse laying around?  Fucking thing where is it...

I hope all of me is having a lovely evening out there.

oh no no no

if my Limbus system is God, then god truly is an ad obsessed crazy woman

which would explain why she revealed herself to Lord Omar while he was watching TV, and then vanished into an aspirin commercial

She's right, you know.  We exist only to knock people out of satori, in our efforts to placate the fiendish Cramulus.

Old Dok Howl is a master of lin-ji's fly whisk, but in modern times its been reincarnated as a cinderblock with a pipe sticking out of it. If he whacks you in the back of your head while you're meditating, hold the fuck on to your eyeballs.

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Apple Talk / Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis

« on: August 30, 2022, 08:38:30 pm »

Re-discovered and re-Attached: Cat_Penis.mp3

and let me tell you,

it's a banger




click or suffer

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Apple Talk / Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis

« on: August 24, 2022, 08:05:35 pm »

Noooo, his peeeeeenis!!! The universe needs to GIVE IT BACK!!

poor kitty

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Apple Talk / Re: OH NO

« on: April 19, 2022, 09:08:26 pm »

Can someone please link to his Discordian Sermon on cameo?

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Apple Talk / Re: Introductions VIII: Some bad news for new folks

« on: April 19, 2022, 09:08:05 pm »

by the way, Hi, I'm Cramulus.

I also run a little Discord server which is also a Discordian Cabal. We're the Aftermathematics Research Cabal. Shoot me a PM if you want an invite. No all spags allowed.

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Apple Talk / Re: Introductions VIII: Some bad news for new folks

« on: April 19, 2022, 09:05:30 pm »

Do people at least show up and F5, F5, F5?

From 2007 to, like, 2012? 2014? I checked this forum 10+ times a day.

Now, ten years later, whenever I sit down at a browser, my fingers still automatically type "pr", expecting the rest of the URL to autofill in.

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Propaganda Depository / Re: Discordian Initiation Into 8 Circuit Awareness, An Ostrich Cult

« on: April 08, 2022, 02:30:55 pm »

I think it is possible to exist all the time on higher circuits. However, I don't know if that would necessarily be a good thing...

Have you ever met anyone permanently operating on a "higher" circuit? I just think about people like Alan Watts.. definitely enlightened in some sense. Still a miserable alchoholic.

I think that "unlocking" the higher circuits represents an increased "capacity", but doesn't necessarily mean you stay there forever. I think that consciousness which includes those "higher circuits" is only possible in certain moments.

I see the 8 circuits as evolution toward more love.

That's one possible model.

My personal thinking is that they represent an evolution towards more consciousness. That doesn't necessarily lead to more love, but for a lot of people it does.

Because a lot of people live in a selfish, ego-based world.. and psychedellics give some people the potential to taste other modes of being, like being more aware of other people's emotional experiences. This can lead to increased capacity for compassion and empathy. I think that [sensitivity towards others] is an "ahah" moment for many people because we're all conditioned to focus on other things. Maybe that says more about our alienating society than it does about psychedelic drugs.

I always think about that Tim Leary study that RAW cited -- about how people expectations about the psychedelic experience have a huge impact on how it actually works for them. Set and Setting, all that. People who expect to meet god on LSD often do meet god on LSD. People who expect to giggle for 8 hours have exactly that experience. And psychedelics are positioned in our culture as "mind expanding" substances, they are enjoyed by heady people, so maybe this mentally primes us to have these inner experiences.

I am reluctant to attribute any magical powers to the class of drugs itself. I've met a lot of people who think the world would fix itself if everybody just had a mushroom trip together. I disagree strongly; a lot of people are only barely hanging on to this merry-go-round, and all it takes is a little push for them to spin out into space. And as much as psychedelics can dissolve, they also have the potential to calcify and reenforce existing beliefs, deepen identification, and bring the shadow to the surface.